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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I win the mega lottery .. .. I will find all the child laborers in the meat packing plants and personally pay them ALL an extra $2 per hour. Every single child laborer. Child laborers shouldn’t feel unappreciated. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lol school lunch bill. What a shithole society. Why does school bill kids for lunch?

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Im over 6 ft in height. If I’m this handsome and I can wear a mask to protect myself and vulnerable community members then you can too.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Your Flock social credit scores are running low. Please insert $5000 to buy more credits. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I see LOTS of COMPLAINING from y’all and hardly ANY: 1. VOTING hard 2. Learning to CODE 3. WORKING OUT to outrun fascists

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you don’t VOTE nothing will change.* *if you do VOTE, also nothing will change. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An 8:07am email from the boss with a new “special assignment”… … won’t stop a truly committed quiet quitter fighting for a greater cause. #Resist ✊💪

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

QUITTING YOUR JOB If you’re thinking of quitting your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option first. If you end up staying at your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option anyway.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ive been saving money up for a down payment on a bottle of water for once the water wars start.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Haha. Yeah sure, laugh. but… 5G internet rolled out in 2019. Suddenly tons of people get sick in 2020, 2021, 2022, and so on. keep laughing. #PatternRecognition

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Do you REALLY think Long Covid scientists wouldnt mask at their conference if they could ? Do you REALLY think that they’d willfully spread the virus they’re “researching” ? OF COURSE NOT. They have to avoid the learning loss from not seeing each others smiles. That’s why.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Lunar Eclipse made me think… .. who else is out there … in this vast universe, in those stars and planets, can we reach out to them .. .. and would they send feet pics

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Expecting respiratory virus scientists to wear a respirator is not reasonable. You don’t expect astronomers to wear a telescope on their eye at their conferences do you ? #StopTheAttacks

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

HAPPENING NOW Jil Bidden has officially declared this new Covid wave over. She encourages anyone still catching Covid and sick this past week to remember that she declared Covid over in 2022 and that you are not sick .

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Massive diarrhea and food poisonings are increasing exponentially. But so are profits for rich people. #SilverLinings 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Prices on frozen blueberries, alfalfa, lettuce, jalapeños, eye drops, ice cream bars, eggs and Amazon granola in this sale bin are 🔥 #StockingUp

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

HELP NEEDED No one on LinkedIn is responding to my Covid penis shrinkage poll. Please help share it. BlueSky won’t let me post the link here, but if you log into your linkedin and search “penis shrinkage”, it’s the second search result. Please retweet for more exposure.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

CDC says now is the perfect time to build your immunity from sickness by getting very very sick.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Americans are being looted by their “leaders” and they’re calling their “representatives” to leave voicemails. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

FDA UPGRADES RECALL Officials say the 1.8 million recalled feet pics are linked to low resolution and grainy photos and the recall is now at the FDAs highest risk level.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

CAREER ADVICE PRO TIPS It’s crucial to make sure you have contingency plans on how to maintain quiet quitting levels even when employer throws new assignments your way

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ending physical media means they can place ads in whenever you view anything including your feetpics folders. #PhysicalMediaMatter

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’m not an expert but I think maybe we might need to do just one more No Kings ? 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What’s something that’s “broken since Covid”? .. .. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Many of these fire victims in Spokane are homeless now. We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values . #CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I forgot what we are going to watch in our movie group tomorrow night but I have a photo on my camera roll with something scribbled on a piece of paper. It says: “M e m e n t o” #8pmESTonAug1st

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I see people get so mad about how theres no chance you’ll ever own a home, or the polluted rivers and lakes, massive heatwaves and tornadoes, how basic food causes cancer now or the microplastics in your balls. Not me. I’m just happy boomers got to live it up and enjoy it.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’m going to take a little time off work. I’m getting burned out from just how much quiet quitting is foisted upon me there. It’s just constant. #SelfCare

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What’s a good way to tell an old friend who’s going to be traveling nearby that you don’t want to meet up without offending them? Truth is it’s exhausting to converse when world views have diverged so much in the last few years.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

HEATWAVE PRO TIPS If you’re severely suffering in these heatwaves, it helps to fondly remember that previous generations enjoyed a great climate before they created all the global warming. Nice thoughts like this can help cool your 89 degree inside room temp at midnight.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

MORE DETAILS INCOMING CDC is now revealing that hot yoga classes in Michigan are being explored as the possible source of the explosive diarrhea parasite that has been rapidly spreading. Investigators on site reported that the room definitely smelled like cyclospora and feet.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

CLINICAL PRESENTATION CDC says doctors should watch for patients with classic symptoms of Cyclospora parasite infection. In men, this can include watery or explosive diarrhea, stomach cramps and nausea. I’m women, it’s probably nothing and just anxiety.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

DIARRHEA PARASITE UPDATE CDC says the diarrhea parasite is resistant to bleach, vinegar or washing methods. However lab tests show that the parasite is not resistant to ignoring. Ignoring viruses exist has worked to end pandemics in the past and may work for this outbreak too!

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I can't prove it but i just know that letting loose this cyclospora diarrhea parasite is a conspiracy to add more microplastics to your testicles. #TheTruthWillComeOut

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Anyone have any suggestion for doing something fun? Any type. Something you like to do.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

DIARRHEA PARASITE UPDATE CDC says investigators have narrowed down the possible source of the nationwide diarrhea outbreak to 3 main potential items which should be avoided until further notice. 1. Any food 2. Any water 3. Any thing

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

FDA NEWS UPDATE WH officials say no progress has been made on finding the source of Cyclospora infections across the country. However, three tasty forever chemicals will now be added to fresh produce just for good measure. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

CYCLOSPORA : FOOD SAFETY CDC says fresh produce should be stored in the refrigerator in the same drawer as meat so that the screw worms will eat all the Cyclospora. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Heat domes are endemic. We have to learn to live with heat domes. Everyone is going to catch it eventually. You can’t hide in you’re air conditioning forever.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Y’all know the power grid is going to fail right ? Hoping people will look out for one another by not maxing their a/c is like when you hoped people wouldn’t spread Covid the 1st chance they felt safe themselves. “we’re in this together “ platitude not gonna keep power on.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

HEAT WAVE DEATHS The poor, elderly, and disabled who are dying in the heat wave will be marked down as death from “natural causes.” The cause will not say “abandoned by their community.” Social murder will not be acknowledged. #ThisIsWhoWeAre

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When we count up the poor folks who will die in this heat wave.. .. we will mark down the number in our records and do nothing to prevent it happening again next time. #ThisIsWhoWeAre

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

JUST IN 29 yo died suddenly on stage from natural turbo-cancer-that-was-only-heard-of-in-80 yos-before-but-dont-worry-this-is-normal causes. #TotallyNormalNaturalCauses

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

As you debate and argue with each other, remember who your actual real enemy is. Hint: it’s super rich people

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

No one would dare attack the USA with a BIOWEAPON . If they did, we’d spread that shit so fast and make it mild and endemic before they could ever even launch a second attack. Then we’d laugh in their face. 🇺🇸

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Giving up all your privacy to install cameras recording you everywhere all the time is a small price to pay … …for the security and protection we can achieve for billionaires.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If they keep violating constitutional rights, Americans might have an uprising. * *uprising on Twitter, irl Americans will just accept it.

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Pessimistic Persimmon @pessimisticpersim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

They lit up a giant mega cloud of toxic poisonous cancerous smoke and said it was safe enough to go to school and work. And Americans just accepted it.

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