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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody

@personifieddark.bsky.social
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Businessman, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Vigilante, and your worst Nightmare! Mesmerized by @StolenPurrs.bsky.social #DarkDestinies #BatsNCats #WayneEnterprises

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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
// It seems that both @stolenpurrs.bsky.social and @personifieddark.bsky.social will have some interest in the new board member, @jadedcheshire.bsky.social. Bruce's old flame might be clawed by Selina if she gets her paws on the man again. This poker match might not be the only game afoot! #BatNCats
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- collar at the thoughts of my past relationship with Lucille Martine. It had been brief but definitely interesting. For a while Gotham thought of us as headed for the preacher. Fortunately I escaped!* We dated about a year ago. She's... how can I put it delicately... intense!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
*I almost choked with laughter when you referred to Lucille as an /older/ widower.*Nothing could be further from the truth my dear. While I've known Miss Martine for a while now, she's never been married. Not for lack of trying though, myself included! *I found myself reaching up to loosen my -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- I want you to be the center of attention tonight. *I looked you over from head to toe.* And in that ensemble you will have every eye in the house on you I'm sure! No man could resist and all of the ladies will be green with envy!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- my dear, Alfred taught me everything I know about poker and he was quite the taskmaster! I can do the calculations and follow the counts. But tonight I am going to be on the losing end and appear to be inadept at the game. I will definitely need you there to /help/ me keep up appearances. -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
*I chuckled deeply in my chest, watching you with sparkling eyes. You were perfection itself and I was having trouble hiding my reactions to you. I was sure you could hear the extra fast beating of my heart when you sat so close to me. I was seriously in trouble with this one!* As I told you before-
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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
// #BatsNCats are on deck tonight! And while @stolenpurrs.bsky.social and @personifieddark.bsky.social are attending a charity poker event be sure to check out a new villain that might be added into the mix! @jadedcheshire.bsky.social. An interesting addition! #darkdestinies
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- I was hoping @stolenpurrs.bsky.social would not be much longer as I had the Bentley parked out front of the mansion with the driver waiting. I wanted to make a grand entrance of course but didn't want to be too late. @jadedcheshire.bsky.social
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- about a year ago. But we did not have the chemistry I am sure Lucille was hoping for from Bruce. In her eyes we could have made the ultimate power couple! @stolenpurrs.bsky.social @jadedcheshire.bsky.social
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- there. The event was jointly run by Elliot and another board member, @jadedcheshire.bsky.social. @stolenpurrs.bsky.social and I had been invited and we were eager to attend. Lucille Martine was heavily into charity events and this particular one was usually well attended. I had dated her briefly -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
- Casino owned by Elliot Cavanaugh. @stolenpurrs.bsky.social @jadedcheshire.bsky.social Tonight the place was shut down and given over to a charity poker match and auction to raise funds for the Gotham Nova Children's Hospital. It was exclusive invite only and all the elite of Gotham would be -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
@stolenpurrs.bsky.social @jadedcheshire.bsky.social *I waited nervously at the foot of the staircase adjusting the cuffs of my bespoke navy blue Tom Ford tuxedo with silver bowtie and cummerbund. Selina had assured me that she was well enough to attend the special event tonight at The Lucky Strike -
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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
// These two, @personifieddark.bsky.social and @stolenpurrs.bsky.social certainly know how to dance around one another! Does Bruce even stand a chance with her? #BatsNCats #DarkDestinies
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- own heart that can barely stand how beautiful you are dressed in your finery. It's my greatest pleasure to provide such for you! I've never know a woman of your talents that is also the queen of the prom. All eyes will be on you indeed. Just as they should be!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*Quickly I stood up and grasped your elbow to give you more support. A frown of worry on my features until you were able to cope. You were nothing if not resilient!* I would never question your ability to command the spotlight my dear. In fact I'm /counting/ on it... literally. And it is indeed my-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- But trust me, you will know everything that is going on. I'll keep you up to speed while playing the poor mark. Do you think you can put on a command performance? Naturally you are going to need the proper wardrobe for this cosplay!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- I'm an avid poker player. Just ask Alfred. He taught me everything he knows. *A wide grin spread across my lips.* I can actually do the card counts and keep track of anything shady. So I'm afraid you will have to be the center of attention my dear. I'll play but very /poorly/ I assure you.-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*I couldn't help but smirk. It seemed we were on the same page.* Well I have over the years carefully cultivated my public persona as you well know. Bruce Wayne is not much of a gambler, although I have been known to drop a few dollars here and there for worthy causes. Truth be known though -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- Elliot Cavanagh. One of the board members. He owns the Lucky Strike Casino among his various assets. It's where Mike Bolder likes to gamble! I'm asking for a VIP invite to same. Better brush up on your poker skills!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- Was it simple curiosity or did you suspect something? I knew how intelligent you were but resolved to stay one step ahead of you.* Just what was it about you that impressed the Batman so much? He doesn't strike me as the kind of man to offer such praise lightly. And I am currently contacting -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Close? Not at all. But as you know my company does supply him with tech of which he is very pleased with. Sometimes he will thus tolerate me enough to offer some tidbits of intel. Frankly I'll take any I can get right now. *I could tell you were trying to get more information than that out of me. -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- round one to the Batman.* You did a good job you know. Batman did take the time to tell me that you were an adept operative. He seemed quite impressed as a matter of fact. So I wouldn't worry about the fact he has some rather... adept... pick-pocket skills!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There wasn't enough to know who is the main culprit behind this. Mike sold his shares of Wayne Enterprises to a holding company. It has international connections. I have some people now trying to nail it down. It's going to take a while. *I looked highly amused at you now realizing that you'd lost-
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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
// #BatNCats #DarkDestinies The story continues. Follow @personifieddark.bsky.social @stolenpurrs.bsky.social and @loyaltylucius.bsky.social as we continue to try and find out who is behind the hostile take-over of #WayneEnterprises.
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- Batman briefly. He was very busy apparently so had little time for me. He did however had me over some interesting documents that had been taken from Mike Bolder's safe in his study! *I waited patiently to see how you might react to that interesting bit of information.*
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
- spoiling you with some of his homemade cooking. Consider yourself highly honored. *My warm smile and twinkling eyes enhanced my words.* So how do you feel? That was some party we ended up at. And that big dude that stuck you with whatever it was, had to have been part of that gang. I talked to -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*Alight tap on the door of your room and at your nod I strolled in. Alfred quickly made an excuse and went off to pursue some unknown duty he said he had to take care of. I took his seat and watched you closely.* You look much better. More color in your cheeks. And I see that Alfred has been -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
- It sent a wave of almost electrical pulses throughout my body. It made me feel alive. It made me wish Selena could be a part of me, a part of my life. Both lives. Bruce and Batman! #BatNCats #DarkDestinies
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
- intrigued and excited. Playing our little game as Irena and Bruce for the paparazzi was one thing. Fun and games with an undertone of mutual sexual attraction. But to hold a woman like her in my arms on a rooftop as Batman, every bit my equal, no fear, no hesitation... how could I describe it? -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
- Beyond the beauty and intellect, she was strong and fearless. Holding her in my arms as Batman on top of Mike Bolder's penthouse roof, it was as though she was born to be there. Most women would have been terrified. Both of me and of the situation. But not Selena. She was in her element,-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
- good portion of the time. It's just that he had always been there for me, in the background, taking care of things and taking care of me. But Selina was different. Her checkered past gave me some doubt it's true, but like a moth to the flame, her flame, I was still drawn to her. She was amazing! -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
- I knew I'd made good choice in Lucius. He was a good man. One I could trust. One that would have my back when I needed it most. Along with Alfred this was my very small network of trusted friends. Something I never even knew I had until recently realizing it. I even took Alfred for granted a -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
*Hours later I sat contemplating all that had transpired. Not just tonight with @loyaltylucius.bsky.social but also everything that had been happening with @stolenpurrs.bsky.social. It seemed my life was changing. Slowly, but surely. (Art by Nikot Troou on Devian Art)
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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
// #BatsNCats are in the house tonight! Be sure to follow: @stolenpurrs.bsky.social @loyaltylucius.bsky.social and @personifieddark.bsky.social We might get to get a peek behind the scenes of what has transpired before on the other site which shall remain nameless!
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Wannabee001 (Finally the neighbors got their own satellite dish) @wannabee001.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
// Whoa! I did not see /that/ coming! @personifieddark.bsky.social has now taken @loyaltylucius.bsky.social into his confidence! Will he now do the same with @stolenpurrs.bsky.social? Stay tuned for #DarkDestinies #BatsNCats
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- And as to why he took the records from her. Well it's that little old trust thing again. He... I... had to be sure!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
*I had the grace to look down contritely, before I masked my face to look back up to answer you.* Believe me I know Lucius. Trust is a hard road for me at the best of times. I had to be completely sure of you. And I am. I truly am. Just as you know who Irena is, I think you also know who Batman is.-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yes he has Lucius. He has given me the files as a matter of fact. As to why he took them from her... well now I suppose I have to answer your next question don't I? *I didn't need to look into your face to see what I knew was there. You had been waiting for this for a very long time.*
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- remained enigmatic throughout.* While the rescue was welcome, the records seemed to have disappeared from Irena's possession at the same time! He bested her... this time! *I couldn't help but smile, my eyes sparkling with mischief.* To say the least, Irena was a might put out!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- As of yet though he has not disclosed such to the rest of the board. Irena got the records but was about to be discovered by the thugs and Mike's own security. Someone intervened and got her out of that tight situation. The Batman! *I watched you closely while explaining all of this. Your face -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- the party and as you know we were all gassed and a group of thugs took over the penthouse and robbed Mike. It was Irena's job to get into Mike's private safe in his house office to get the records of a /sale/ of his part of the company shares. I knew he sold under duress. Gambling debts! -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- into trouble or on the off chance she may need to work on parts of the situation with Batman. Yes, he's been in the vicinity and is well aware of the situation to both me and my company. He also knows about the fiasco that happened at Mike Bolder's penthouse the other night. Irena and I attended -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- your own research. I wasn't surprised by that at all. It was part of the reason I suspected I needed to have this conversation with you.* Selina.. Irena has asked for the vehicle to play the part of my wealthy girlfriend. But it is my choice to have all the /extras/ installed in case she runs -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- She's agreed to work for me and at this time I desperately need her expertise. Just like I need yours. *It didn't take me long to lay out the company situation to you and thus the need for speed to get the situation under control. You understood of course and was even aware of part of it through-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- Let's not beat around the bush then. Irena is actually Selina Kyle, a very skilled but notorious thief and cat burglar. Internationally known as a matter of fact and has been at odds with me in the past. But she's changed Lucius. She's doing her best to reform herself and get her life on track.-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
*I had to admire the man's ability and reasoning. It rivaled my own!* You would not be wrong Lucius. I feel I have to lay my cards on the table. I can't keep asking what I do of you and not answer most of the questions you may have. If only to set your mind at ease. Then if you're happy, so am I. -
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- While in all this time you have never questioned me about the stuff we do supply to him, I can only assume that you do not see it as being out of the realm of your own personal beliefs and politics. Knowing you like I do, you would refuse to work on anything you considered unethical!
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- a few decisions. But I'm going to start with a few questions if you don't mind? Number one, what is your opinion of the tech we supply for our local crimefighter? Now I know I've explained to you that he's a good customer and that I happen to agree with his stance on not only crime but politics.-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I do know that. You've proven it time after time over the years Lucius. I'm not sure this company could have survived without your abilities and your sense of duty. *I placed my empty coffee cup on the edge of your desk and offered you an almost contrite smile.* I owe you a lot Lucius. So I've made-
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Bruce Wayne #RP #Parody @personifieddark.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
- rather odd office hours. Even odder than the ones you currently keep.
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