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Perplexian

@perplexian.bsky.social
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22 years old. Any pronouns. Writer of short horny fiction. Certified source of horny ideas. This is an 18+ account.

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Perplexian @perplexian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Slobber from Epic Mickey. Big, gooey, and gets zonked by being covered in magic paint. So basically doubling up on getting hypnotized. That’s just good value!
A Slobber from the video game “Epic Mickey”

A large fat creature made of black goo, with green glowing eyes and an evil grin to match.The same creature as the previous image, but this time with a blue tint. Its mouth and eyes now glow blue, its smile is more friendly, and it’s waving.
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Perplexian @perplexian.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Listen, you had to have seen this coming right?
Literally just a screenshot of the post that I’m replying to
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Perplexian @perplexian.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’ll bring my ukulele!
Screenshot of SpongeBob SquarePants playing a ukulele while singing “ The Campfire Song Song”
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Perplexian @perplexian.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
New me? Well I dunno what you’re talking about neighbor. I’m the same me I’ve always been! I always mow the lawn in just a t-shirt! How else am I supposed to keep my boner on display for the Master of the neighborhood silly?
Screenshot that reads:

Pause the gif and discover your 2025 transformation. Unaware Hypno Neighbor.
Share your results!
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Perplexian @perplexian.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I’ll be honest, I barely ever post on here and I kinda just figured this would be an easy thing to post to try and start getting into the habit more. That being said, I’m honestly a little surprised I’m within the first 3 mil. It’s not super early, but it’s definitely earlier than I’d expected.
The number 2,603,067 is written in bold. It signifies that I was that 2,603,067th user to join Bluesky.
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