Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I used to have an addiction to pantomime puns, but it’s behind me 161
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Someone tell Morrissey to get to Primark 021
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My daughter: Can I play you a song I like? It’s called ‘we will rock you’ Me: Yes, I’ll put it on Daughter: it’s by a band calmed ‘Queen’. You probably haven’t heard of them. 070
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I’m Facebook friends with a school mum who hates me Meta: “wouldn’t it be a shame if you left your phone unlocked then accidentally lent on the right combination of buttons to post her status update about her dead uncle to your Facebook feed?” 030
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Our annual Christmas clay modelling competition has commenced. Please vote for your favourite: A B C D 321
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024“This is Vixen. Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".” - the other reindeers, probably 020
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 14/12/2024‘Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet’ is kind of a sick burn 030
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Women of Bsky: what would you have done on this situation? Was on a 3hr train journey on a half-filled train. Every x2 seat had one person sat down & a spare seat next to them. Half the carriages were reserved / half free-for-all. 200
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Woman sitting next to me on the train got out her phone and called ‘Chris (mad one)’ to come and pick her up from the station. 130
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024My love language is looking up your name on the sylvanian families wiki to see which animal you are: sylvanianfamilies.fandom.com/wiki/Sylvani...sylvanianfamilies.fandom.comSylvanian Families Wiki 030
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Actual photo of me on my work Christmas night out with my much younger colleagues 030
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The mum friends you meet when your kids start school are next level. Was at a party last night and one asked me if I wanted to go outside and howl at the moon 060
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Father Christmas has come early! There’s a trampoline in my garden 150
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It’s the most wonderful time of the year… 020
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Spotify Wrapped: but for parenting “You’ve repeated yourself 8567 times this year 📣💥😭 Your kids are in the 0.9% of children who don’t fucking listen 👧👦👂” 040
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is just a song about how men get fast tracked into managerial positions. In this essay I will… 062
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Oh my goodness- it really is like the good old days on Twitter here, isn’t it?! 0171
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Gregg Wallace added that extra ‘G’ to his name to try to make himself seem cooler. His real name is Regg. 417833
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas 261056146
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 14/11/2024There’s sibling rivalry, then there’s my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother’s nursery to tell us that we don’t have to collect him today because he’s going to live there now and he ‘won’t even miss us’ 3144
Periwinkle Jones @periwinklejones.bsky.social · 14/11/2024New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT. 0193
