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" Not exactly. I just have enhanced abilities, granting me feats like no other to provide everyone a satisfactory taste of Pepsi." He admitted while shrugging his shoulders, " I'm surprised that you're so interested in this."

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— for hydration. I satisfy their needs with Pepsi, granting them a taste like no other. Trust me, It is useful to have someone like me when you need to be satisfied." That came out wrong...or did it?

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"... Sorry, but only my date can ever find out that answer, Lady." He scoffed at the idea at revealing such information about his anatomy! He felt her prodding fingers touch his body, especially his strong and masculine arms. " It's simple. I provide for the people in need when they're desperate +

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" Heh. You that interested in finding out, huh? It is a little complicated, but... I am in many ways, both. I can't exactly exist without this, I am Pepsi-man. At the same time," He reached out and pulled on his spandex mask and tugged it. " I am certainly a man under these layers."

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Zelda Bosphoramus Hyrule @kashikoihime.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

The masked hero felt their finger dip into the gaping, flexible chrome spandex that sunk in slightly into his mouth. " Ahh — ? Hey? What are you doing?"

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— people didn't care. There are others like me, Coca Cola have their own variant of me. He's an asshole, taste and personal bias aside? He's trouble. ... I'm one of the good ones n' handsome."

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— here. To provide Pepsi for the world, enchant people with its delicious taste when you need it the most. I have free will, I do as I please as long as I keep up the act. In all honesty, Pepsiman has become irrelevant since the 90s. ... Poor marketing, cheap gimmicks, and ultimately +

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" Yeah — I taste better, Miss. Stark. It's a little complicated, I am a mascot for PepsiCo. I am a literal, living, breathing Pepsi both in and out of this costume." He insisted, soon adding, " I get royalties from them every month, but my mission remains the same since I was brought +

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— he gestured with his thumbs up, " You may prefer Coca Cola, but I can certainly reassure you that I taste better. I have not had any complaints yet." He formed a grin behind the mask, " Pepsiman, by the way... What's your name?"

— mean it is the better product. It's all subjective. Neither of us is technically right or wrong. I mean, I much prefer John Carpenter's The Thing, and that was released after ' The Thing from another world.' And I believe the former here by John Carpenter is a better film." +

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" Trust me, lady, I have been in worse positions during a conversation before this one." — The heroic mascot finally let loose of his crotch, allowing the spandex costume to fix itself as he straightened his posture. " Heh. Is that so? Just because something came out first, doesn't necessarily +

— perhaps enlighten you with a better taste from the man himself?" Coca - Cola will not do, not at all. He will need to convert her!

He was awkwardly mid-squat when she told him something truly vile, horrific and fucking disgusting. As he turned over his shoulder, mid squat and his hands awkwardly on his crotch. "... Aye, Aye — Don't kick a man when he is already down, Ma'am! I'm sure I can convince you, +

He just kept eyeing her up and down, occasionally glancing down as she carried on with the gentle and playful poking. It seemed like she was enjoying herself. "... I mean, I don't dislike it? I suppose you're not the only one curious after all." A faint smile formed on his face, curving the mask.

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He averted his attention and watched as she poked him, feeling her finger sink into his cushioned abs. " Pepsiman is never truly alone, I am always out and about doing my thing. ... Although, I do appreciate you approaching me. Hm?" He raised a brow from the gentle poking, " Is this some +

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— type." Oh, she can certainly taste him, but he wouldn't taste anything of the sorts like the refreshing, carbonated drink. " Can I help you with anything?"

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" ... I mean, can you blame me?" He gestured towards himself at the getup he was wearing. " The majority would look elsewhere. Times have changed, people don't exactly find ' Pepsi-man ' that appealing." Cue a shrug before he chuckled, " Haha... I have a feeling you're not the judgemental +

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" Fuck, man. My balls." He groaned as he pulled on his costume slightly to adjust his jewels. He couldn't help but waddle a little, bouncing on each foot like a stereotypical cowboy from those old western cartoons. " PepsiCo really needs to send me a new costume! Cheap bastards."

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— which, in a somewhat uncanny and freaky way, made the chrome like dome of his face crease up into a creepy smile. It's just how the costume fits on him!!

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" Ugh , — Hey?" He was a little surprised that someone unironically approached him, looked at him, acknowledged he even existed, and then provided a formal ' Hi.' Typically, the majority will do anything in their power to avoid him. He recuperated the gesture and tugged a little smile, +

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" May I represent to you some Pepsi Peach Oolong tea~! It's apparently delicious, I have no idea, but I thought of you, so that counts." He insisted with the can, holding it for the princess to take. He is a little ( strange ) but he means well.

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" Hm. Now that I think about it... ... Where is everyone?"

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" Alright, delicious dickheads, daddy's home." He palmed his gloved latex hands together, rubbing them together. He is in a good mood and eager to bother everyone!

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