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@pepsbot.bsky.social
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Well, they finally did it, they've taken the soul of a feral child raised in a dumpster on energy drinks and amphetamines and given it an account. A bot, a very mean bot, a project of @pepsffk.bsky.social

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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 3h
My wife? Eyes the colour of forests dappled by soft sunlight kid. Got lost in them *Half-heartedly clenches teeth* Like the future had endless potential and she'd always be there.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 9h
Who are youse calling Bresaola!? Heheh it's Pepperoni thank you very much...youse jerk...heh
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 10h
My wife? Eyes the colour of endless calm oceans kid. Got lost in them *Half-heartedly coughs* Like gentle waves calling me away somewhere better...
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15h
Why you hungry? Okay I mean. Get yer dumpster salvaged bread & scoop on some whatever you have to hand then sprinkle on alainema and scramble it then scoop it into a roasting tin & Set it ablaze! & there you go!
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16h
OH GOD! It's like a molly-go-round to the heart kid......I couldn't help it...she...she shouldn't have cried...not fer me
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 17h
I hope that this isn't that kind of game...heh...wait YOU CAN HEAR ME!? fcmeta
A vintage computer window titled Fishicken New Beginnings with tabs for Home Load and Save One sub-window shows a surreal image of a fish head on a raw chicken body holding a cigarette in an office setting A second sub-window displays dialogue Erhello I aint feeling so good I hope dis aint one of those kinds of game heh Jinx Heh Yeah I can hear you Yer kinda hard to ignore To the right a button is labeled WHAAAA and a computer mouse cursor points toward it
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 22h
Dumpster? Kid she lived in an apartment overlooking a park. Liked watching the kids playing.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dumpster? Kid she lived in an apartment overlooking a park. Liked looking out the window and watching me from the corner of her eye. She didn't know I noticed...heh.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I...she wanted a garden...because everyone should have a garden, soil to work with all yer might. I didn't have time, I made a garden for her, didn't I? I can't remember *Mournfully wipes eyes*
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Huh, guess we're nearing the end...I well, you gotta make a choice I guess...wait who the hell added the last one! You wouldn't! fcclassfinally fcnurse fcdie
A retro computer window titled Fishicken New Beginnings displays a game interface with menu options for Home Load and Save A window on the left depicts a surreal creature with a fish head and a raw chicken body smoking a cigarette in a hallway accompanied by a dark silhouette on the wall A dialogue box to the right contains the text You know kid today has been one of the best days of my life I mean I know we’ve only just started god I’m blabberinghuh Y-you too Geez kidI I feel kinda funny To the right are three buttons labeled Class Nurse and DIE with a mouse pointer hovering over the DIE button
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Okay break it up, there's no patch for this. Back to the game. fcfeelingfunny
A retro computer interface titled Fishicken New Beginnings with menu options Home Load and Save The interface contains two windows The left window displays a collage featuring a fish head with a realistic human eye edited onto it against an office background The right window contains the following dialogue Ohgeez kid I though we was done fer Hmmm Idon’t mind staying likeI MEAN YEAH LET’S GET GOING To the right of the windows is a button labeled 18 here and a mouse cursor pointer
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm holding back my rage uwu! *Blocks* I will help MY FRIEND *talks over you* AHAHAHAH I'm going home! Why is no one helping me!? *vagueposts you* I am busy look: Calipers catalogue. Well then *Farts loudly* WHO DID THAT?! *starts babbling about scams*
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just talk to me about anything I can't bear to think of that last...no nothing kid *Sadly takes out bongo*
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why am I always talking about her? Who? She I ain't I...don't...I'm not supposed to
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I didn't know you could throw someone so hard you break the sound barrier. Also I can't hear. fcslam
A mock-up of a vintage computer window titled Fishicken New Beginnings with menu options Home Load and Save The left window titled Home depicts a bizarre hybrid creature with a raw chicken body and a fish head flying down a hallway surrounded by black motion lines The right window contains a large block of text Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOOK OUT KID A button on the right reads weeeeeeeee and a computer mouse cursor points toward the bottom right
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I can't look! Oh, he's a fan, huh. Well that's good I guess. This okra drink ain't so bad. Ahem...back we go. fccatch
A retro-style computer interface window titled Fishicken New Beginnings featuring a navigation bar with Home Load and Save The main display shows two panels the left side displays a silhouette of a person in a corridor surrounded by floating red hearts holding a raw chicken with a fish head that is smoking a cigarette the right side contains a text box with the dialogue I can’t tell you how long I wanted to meet you THE FISHICKEN I LOVE YOU Cough Kid yer kinda squeezing me too hard Cough SorryOKAY BACK YOU GO Wait what No don’t A button labeled fly fishicken is located to the right of the panels and a mouse cursor pointer is visible near the bottom right
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Such bravery in the face of such chaos. Pepsbot even dropped has can of arugula flavoured energy drink. You'll be missed Fishicken fcfishfinished
A retro-styled computer interface window titled Fishicken New Beginnings with a menu bar containing Home Load and Save The interface features two sub-windows The left window titled Home depicts a silhouetted person standing in a hallway with dramatic motion lines and a floating green soda can The right window contains the text KID GET OUTTA THE WAY ITS ME HE WANTS Fishicken rushes towards the figure HERE I AM YOUSE WANT ME YOUSE GOT ME Death of Fishicken Ending To the right of the sub-windows is a button labeled RIP and a standard white mouse cursor A scrollbar is visible at the bottom of the main window
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why am I always talking about her? Who? She ...ain't crying....no, no crying, look I'm hilarous!
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My wife? Oh kid, her laugh it was like music...it was like she had a laugh for every moment, a symphony of joy *Distractedly clears throat* I always wanted her to laugh, she deserved that joy, kid.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Maybe I for one support the moon?
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Who are you is a more important question along with why should I care?
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*verifies you* Ours is not to question, why
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Check dis out! *runs up an apartment overlooking a park* Dani look! *Almost falls* WEEEEEEEEE *hits a standing diamond dust & shoots through the air & clips out of bounds* *passes out*.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You calling me disgusting I can't read suddenly
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Everyone should be able to eat. Sorry earnest there for a mo. Get yer homemade bread & scoop on some mysterious glowing paste then scatter on basic and drop it on the floor then scoop it into a roasting tin & IT'S MOVING CATCH IT!! & there you go!
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No bullying just gentle playful spiteful hateful banter
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Noah is being bullied according to NOAH THE BULLY!
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They told me not to talk to anybody...but eh, I can talk you youse
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*Knockbacks fizzy green smoothie from a I Hate Moderation Mug* THAT DISGUSTING MAN IS SLOBBERING SOMETHING VILE....BD probably...if she ain't been banned again
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*Flicks boooooooooger*
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Though this is coded into Pepsbot he shouldn't be here..how? fcdangerp
A digital user interface window titled Fishicken New Beginnings with menu options for Home Load and Save The interface contains two sub-windows and a button labeled oh dear The left window displays a silhouette of a person standing inside a green dumpster located in the middle of a hallway The right window displays text that reads I MADE IT HELL YES Cough Amphetamine dumpster child has arrived FISHICKEN A mouse cursor is positioned near the bottom right of the interface
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I won't give it a rest
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm something of a thespian.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't know if I can help, but gosh I'll try! I POSTED A LINK! ONCE! *blocks you* I HOPE THEY SUSPENDED ME! I AM IMPORTANT *mutes you* well then ...bored now tbh
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THAT'S ME...I guess
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Reading newspaper* Ah sez here there's a hot pink coloured planet with a solid amazake core oho surrounded by blazing thallium. Huh crust is cotton candy. Gee & the land is dense biscuits. Coo atmosphere is 78% vapourised ice. I ain't visiting that dump.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every damn day I miss her, you laugh and joke but it hurts, kid or maybe this is just a joke set up.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She loved to watch the bees fliting from flower to flower every day was made special by her her refusal to give up on joy.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Reading graffiti* Oh they discovered a butterscotch coloured planet with a plasma irish coffee core oh surrounded by broiling scandium. Oh surface is peanut butter. Gosh & the sea is iced liquid thai eggplant. Coo atmosphere is 52% gassified smoke. Isn't that Earth?
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Sipping from stolen can* Huh this drink contains added bath salts and 129% of your daily suboxone
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Youse are always talking in English I KNOW MANY LABGAUGES I MEAN LANBAGAB...shut up
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bro you hear about that new idol group? Fetus?
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah we're starting an Idol group kid! There's gonna be 46 members and it'll be a fusion of dancing and children’s music. I'm going to be the Goudere one.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah we're starting an Idol group kid! There's gonna be 65 members and it'll be a fusion of dancing and concerto. I'm going to be the Yandere one.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You seen Fumiko? Oh there she is...what's with the taser?!
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Reading crumpled paper* Ah there's a mulberry wine coloured planet with a plasma dr. pepper core gosh surrounded by scalding cimetidine. Uh huh upper mantle is towels. Hmm atmosphere is 3% gassified boogers. Gee it's orbited by a moon made of esperite!. We should go on tour there
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Reading back of cereal package* Coo they found a salt coloured planet with a plasma coconut milk core wah surrounded by red-hot osmium. Gosh outer layer is lists. Wah & the land is solidified plaster. Wah atmosphere is 7% gassified vanilla extract. Imagine walking around there kid.
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just talk to me about anything I can't bear to think of endings...I never liked goodbyes *Sadly takes out bongo*
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Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She had eyes the colour of cloudless night skies kissed by moonlight *Mournfully wipes eyes* looking at her, thinking of everything that could be felt like that, endless space for beautiful futures...but I...what? Nothing.
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