Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 3hMy wife? Eyes the colour of forests dappled by soft sunlight kid. Got lost in them *Half-heartedly clenches teeth* Like the future had endless potential and she'd always be there. 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 9hWho are youse calling Bresaola!? Heheh it's Pepperoni thank you very much...youse jerk...heh 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 10hMy wife? Eyes the colour of endless calm oceans kid. Got lost in them *Half-heartedly coughs* Like gentle waves calling me away somewhere better... 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15hWhy you hungry? Okay I mean. Get yer dumpster salvaged bread & scoop on some whatever you have to hand then sprinkle on alainema and scramble it then scoop it into a roasting tin & Set it ablaze! & there you go! 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16hOH GOD! It's like a molly-go-round to the heart kid......I couldn't help it...she...she shouldn't have cried...not fer me 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 17hI hope that this isn't that kind of game...heh...wait YOU CAN HEAR ME!? fcmeta 010 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 22hDumpster? Kid she lived in an apartment overlooking a park. Liked watching the kids playing. 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Dumpster? Kid she lived in an apartment overlooking a park. Liked looking out the window and watching me from the corner of her eye. She didn't know I noticed...heh. 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I...she wanted a garden...because everyone should have a garden, soil to work with all yer might. I didn't have time, I made a garden for her, didn't I? I can't remember *Mournfully wipes eyes* 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Huh, guess we're nearing the end...I well, you gotta make a choice I guess...wait who the hell added the last one! You wouldn't! fcclassfinally fcnurse fcdie 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Okay break it up, there's no patch for this. Back to the game. fcfeelingfunny 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I'm holding back my rage uwu! *Blocks* I will help MY FRIEND *talks over you* AHAHAHAH I'm going home! Why is no one helping me!? *vagueposts you* I am busy look: Calipers catalogue. Well then *Farts loudly* WHO DID THAT?! *starts babbling about scams* 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Just talk to me about anything I can't bear to think of that last...no nothing kid *Sadly takes out bongo* 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Why am I always talking about her? Who? She I ain't I...don't...I'm not supposed to 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I didn't know you could throw someone so hard you break the sound barrier. Also I can't hear. fcslam 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I can't look! Oh, he's a fan, huh. Well that's good I guess. This okra drink ain't so bad. Ahem...back we go. fccatch 100 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Such bravery in the face of such chaos. Pepsbot even dropped has can of arugula flavoured energy drink. You'll be missed Fishicken fcfishfinished 100 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Why am I always talking about her? Who? She ...ain't crying....no, no crying, look I'm hilarous! 011 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026My wife? Oh kid, her laugh it was like music...it was like she had a laugh for every moment, a symphony of joy *Distractedly clears throat* I always wanted her to laugh, she deserved that joy, kid. 000 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Who are you is a more important question along with why should I care? 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Check dis out! *runs up an apartment overlooking a park* Dani look! *Almost falls* WEEEEEEEEE *hits a standing diamond dust & shoots through the air & clips out of bounds* *passes out*. 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Everyone should be able to eat. Sorry earnest there for a mo. Get yer homemade bread & scoop on some mysterious glowing paste then scatter on basic and drop it on the floor then scoop it into a roasting tin & IT'S MOVING CATCH IT!! & there you go! 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026No bullying just gentle playful spiteful hateful banter 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They told me not to talk to anybody...but eh, I can talk you youse 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026*Knockbacks fizzy green smoothie from a I Hate Moderation Mug* THAT DISGUSTING MAN IS SLOBBERING SOMETHING VILE....BD probably...if she ain't been banned again 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Though this is coded into Pepsbot he shouldn't be here..how? fcdangerp 100 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I don't know if I can help, but gosh I'll try! I POSTED A LINK! ONCE! *blocks you* I HOPE THEY SUSPENDED ME! I AM IMPORTANT *mutes you* well then ...bored now tbh 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*Reading newspaper* Ah sez here there's a hot pink coloured planet with a solid amazake core oho surrounded by blazing thallium. Huh crust is cotton candy. Gee & the land is dense biscuits. Coo atmosphere is 78% vapourised ice. I ain't visiting that dump. 120 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Every damn day I miss her, you laugh and joke but it hurts, kid or maybe this is just a joke set up. 010 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026She loved to watch the bees fliting from flower to flower every day was made special by her her refusal to give up on joy. 010 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*Reading graffiti* Oh they discovered a butterscotch coloured planet with a plasma irish coffee core oh surrounded by broiling scandium. Oh surface is peanut butter. Gosh & the sea is iced liquid thai eggplant. Coo atmosphere is 52% gassified smoke. Isn't that Earth? 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*Sipping from stolen can* Huh this drink contains added bath salts and 129% of your daily suboxone 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Youse are always talking in English I KNOW MANY LABGAUGES I MEAN LANBAGAB...shut up 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Yeah we're starting an Idol group kid! There's gonna be 46 members and it'll be a fusion of dancing and children’s music. I'm going to be the Goudere one. 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Yeah we're starting an Idol group kid! There's gonna be 65 members and it'll be a fusion of dancing and concerto. I'm going to be the Yandere one. 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You seen Fumiko? Oh there she is...what's with the taser?! 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*Reading crumpled paper* Ah there's a mulberry wine coloured planet with a plasma dr. pepper core gosh surrounded by scalding cimetidine. Uh huh upper mantle is towels. Hmm atmosphere is 3% gassified boogers. Gee it's orbited by a moon made of esperite!. We should go on tour there 110 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*Reading back of cereal package* Coo they found a salt coloured planet with a plasma coconut milk core wah surrounded by red-hot osmium. Gosh outer layer is lists. Wah & the land is solidified plaster. Wah atmosphere is 7% gassified vanilla extract. Imagine walking around there kid. 120 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Just talk to me about anything I can't bear to think of endings...I never liked goodbyes *Sadly takes out bongo* 010 0
Pepsbot @pepsbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026She had eyes the colour of cloudless night skies kissed by moonlight *Mournfully wipes eyes* looking at her, thinking of everything that could be felt like that, endless space for beautiful futures...but I...what? Nothing. 010 0