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C_ockwork Knight

@pepperochau.bsky.social
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Sega Saturn's funniest little guy Published writer Lover of niche video game women

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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peacemaker functions as a kind of wokeness loss leader for the dcu in the sense that because christopher smith is friends with a black lesbian and said said nazis are bad last season, the rest of the dcu can be bizarrely racist without drawing any ire from the average audiencemember
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: i guess passive suicidality is the right term, but i dont really want to die, i want to not exist for a few hours each week and then just pop back therapist (not listening, drawing me with a huge rack on their notepad (im a boy): you want to be able to not deal with life now and then me: exactly
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#JamesChudd
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
creature commandos, TSS, and superman(2025): american interventionism good supergirl(2026) and lanterns: casual racism extravaganzas Yknow color me crazy but i think theres a kind of pattern going on since ol @jamesgunn.bsky.social took over the joint
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HBOs Lanterns bravely asks the question no one thought to ask in the 50-odd year history of John Stewart: what if he wanted to fuck his mom
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#DCU #Lanterns has developed into a fantastically incestuous show for some reason and I'm deeply unsure if the writers recognize that that's what they've been doing
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
profe flunked me for cause that "mona lisa lowkey pronouns" aint valid criticism..fuckin art has to be viewed through modern lenses as much as through the lenses of its contempories. fuckin bitch
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
nick mullen voice: I should be able to enjoy Lanterns. As a dumb guy, I should be like, "Did you see what Hal—turns out Abin Sur was stupid". Stuff like that should make me just, over the moon. Someone of my intelligence, I should be delighted to find out Jon fucks married women
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lanterns e1 is a perfectly okay show and unfortunately thats all i have to say about it. Just kinda averagely does its thing
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Its been barely a week and supergirl, being such a nothing movie, has so thoroughly left my mind that im struggling to remember what the fuck i meant when i said the movie was loaded with casual racism
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Im trying to give supergirl a fair shake but man this movie is dog nuts, its like if GotG 1 was a CW show The casual racism is off the charts
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
found this somewhere
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
its so cool The Batman 2 is being delayed to 2028. We are going to see james gunn blow his brains out live because clayface only managed to scrape 500 million. It has never been more over
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wimpy if he was in therapy: i went into the diner knowing i wouldnt get a hamburger, right. and when i asked for one and they said they were out of ground, like i knew would happen, i was able to move on with my day because things worked out how i thought. Why are you writing that down stop that
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
how james gunn will wake up after clayface only pulls ~250 million at the box office instead of the 600 minimum he'll need to keep the studio afloat
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This would be james gunn not learning
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i would once again like to extend my heartfelt thanks to david avallone
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Drax is a smart character written by a dumb person
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you may think DR!Gerson is a parallel to UT! Gerson but that's wrong—the former is just a reference to the latter. Seam is the parallel for UT!Gerson, while DR!Gerson is a parallel for UT!Gaster. This is similar to how Noelle is the parallel to UT!Asriel despite The Knight being a parallel to Flowey
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@gork blast them to smytherenes
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
media literacy test: do you agree with this
A venn diagram with Goku in the left circle and Superman in the right circle. Steven Universe is within a third circle which is a subset of the right circle and overlaps with the overlap of both circles, but does not overlap with the left circle
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
disclosure day is a movie about how sexual assault against men is ignored by other men
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
you people dont deserve my genius
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Complete with post-mortem!:
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Superman and The New Sincerity: Post-Mortem
YouTube video by Tonio
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Have you ever wondered if it was possible for James Gunn to make a bad movie? Well, worry no longer! Tolerate my voice for an hour and a half while I explain why Superman(2025) was dogwater:
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Superman and The New Sincerity: A Superman(2025) Review
YouTube video by Tonio
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
even on bluesky i cant be free of people who only read one post in a big reply 😭
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
not true i dislike superman for being the way it is
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
she still focuses on her career though like i get what you're saying but the movie ends with her achieving her career goals. the movie is still lame about gender beyond that though but it feels like a moot point when the increased empathy mostly makes her life worse until it doesnt for 5 minutes
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
yeah i talked about that
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
but she doesnt worry about what men want she wants answers about why she has super empathy
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this actually makes the gender dynamics even weirder because what do you mean that hugo has enough information about Margaret to rebuild her childhood house 1:1 including family photos, but he either knows nothing about Daniel's encounter or refused to tell him for some reason
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
addendum: apparently daniel also got abducted as a child the movie is just horrible at conveying that
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Margaret is an older woman and Daniel is a younger man but he takes the role of Adam to pass the word of God to the younger Eve. idk this movies weird in ways that are just weird
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
—Daniel the cybersecurity expert doesnt experience the same kind of catharsis from his alien mathspeak, his powers dont lead to his fulfillment he just Becomes fulfilled via psychometry with Margaret. Her alien visitation is heavily SA-coded at age 10 but his happens in college one night at age 20—
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
—abandons him at the gas station. but alien super empathy is what ultimately gets her over her childhood trauma and lets her achieve her career goal of helming the anchor desk and for something much more important than delivering the news. Now that said the gender dynamics of the movie ARE weird—
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
first half of this is a good criticism but the second half is ignoring that thats her character arc like shes so focused on her career that her boyfriend is thinking of leaving if she wants to move again but her increased emotionality is so offputting to him that he just leaves the movie when she—
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
in 2 months itll be a full year of me getting in online fights about superman 2025 being mid
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
you say maybe james gunn doesnt know what hes doing planning a cinematic universe and youll find out that there are people out there who think the most difficult thing in the world is being a 59 year old man who failed upward
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Shame about Amanda Waller though
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
you say james gunn feels a little nepotistic and people say whats wrong with giving your friends jobs
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
my warmest and most heartfelt thanks to david avallone for showing me that no one is too old to have terrible opinions
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
tem ray slowly going demented from solder fumes: Dear Sirs In Charge of Bastardizing My Creation into the Gundam Double Zeta,
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
my favorite world building aspect of gundam during char's lifetime is the fed's slavish devotion to the core block and transformation systems and how nearly every gundam pilot tries to make them work before ultimately avoiding using them altogether
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the headcanon of akhnai
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
h elp!
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
when my posts gets 0 likes i feel Sad but when it gets more than 5 likes i get Scared
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i think its cool to be a fan of one piece, deltarune, and jojolands, three series without and discourse around characters genders
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C_ockwork Knight @pepperochau.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
consume my video essay boy
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