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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 5h
Keanu Reeves spends a surprising amount of time in this movie getting choked or otherwise manhandled by his various antagonists
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 5h
gotta say that Rachel Weisz looks pretty killer in this film
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 6h
just normal stuff for the angel Gabriel to be doing
a screenshot from the 2005 film "Constantine" with the camera rotated 90 degrees showing Tilda Swinton with her face hovering inches over Keanu Reeves while she aggressively holds the side of his face
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 6h
you could get more people to go to church if you told them this is what angels do to humans for fun
a screenshot from Constantine (2005) with Keanu reeves laying on the tiled floor of an indoor swimming pool with Tilda Swinton straddling his chest while her hand is around his neck
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 6h
sickos will rewatch Constantine (2005) and think to themselves, "yes i do want insane angel Tilda Swinton standing over me with her foot on my neck"
a screenshot from the 2005 film "Constantine" showing Tilda Swinton leaning downward with Keanu Reeves out of frame below her. Swinton has a leering smile on her face and her tongue between her teeth
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 6h
do i love the '90s scifi serialized TV show about the diverse crew of a strategically important space station who are plunged into galactic war? you bet i do
a publicity photo of the season 1 cast of Babylon 5
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 10h
bring back heated cat perches
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as if that wasn't enough i decided to follow it up by watching Molly Grue's scene from The Last Unicorn
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Popeye is such a good ally that he thought he might start performing gender affirming procedures.... ...but Popeye couldn't get a medical license because he had a reputation for being a butcher
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me when i see this fox news graphic
an image of a smiling Ms Rachel, behind her is a Free Palestine flag and a cartoon version of muscular Karl Marx holding a large and intimidating hammer

the caption reads "I'm joining the war on Ms Rachel on the side of Ms Rachel"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Riley's Law remains undefeated, if anything it understates how deranged these people are
Riley's Law 

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i used to keep track of how many books i read in a year but eventually stopped because it was embarrassing to have a formal record of the decline of my reading habits unfortunately i have become the person in this dril post
@dril

oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fondly remembering the time when Jeb! locked his keys in his car (allegedly) and had to call for help from the nearby CVS
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the goober in question
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love how robust & reliable our global economic order is
the XKCD comic of a precariously balanced stack of blocks but the caption pointing to the stack reads "The entire global economy" and the caption of the thinnest support reads "Iraq's Mad Max truckers" along with a picture of many trucks driving through the desert
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when "Please Don't Eat the Daisies" was playing on TCM i had to keep pausing until i could identify every single item in Doris Day's kitchen
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you mean the "i didn't know that you're telling me that now for the first time"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"billionaires don't know how to toast a pop tart" sounds like something you could dismiss as hyperbole but no, this is literally true; elon musk's biography has a segment about how the man stuck his fingers directly into a hot toaster
A screenshot from Walter Isaacson's 2023 biography on Elon Musk

"In late 2002 Musk arranged a meeting with a tank
manufacturing company in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
He and a handful of engineers arrived the night
before, staying at a Holiday Inn Express. Chris
Thompson and another early employee named
Steve Johnson, seeking to impress Musk, woke
early so they would already be eating at the small
breakfast buffet when the boss arrived.
"Elon comes down, and he walks over to the
breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-
Tarts," Thompson said. "And the funniest thing to
me was the fact that most of us take Pop-Tarts
for granted. He was transfixed. This was like a
scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the
apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the
most fascinating thing he had seen that morning."
Eventually, Musk realized that Pop-Tarts were best
enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put
two of them into the toaster, Thompson said. Only
Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the
pastries horizontally, rather than vertically. When
they popped back up, he had to stick his fingers
into the toaster to grab his breakfast. This was a
problem, and at about six in the morning Musk
proceeded to scream, at full volume, "Fuck, it
burns! Fuck, it burns!" Two older ladies at the
front desk, nearby, watched in mortified silence."
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the "no fear, one fear" comic meme

in the first panel a cool guy with sunglasses is wearing a shirt that says "no fear"

in the second panel there is a t-shirt that says "Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges"

in the third panel the same cool guy in shades is now wearing a shirt that says "one fear"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wayback machine ftw
Samus after being adopted by Chozo: By the way, I'm a girl

Gray Voice: Okay. I have zero understanding of how this human sexual dimorphism stuff works anyway. Like, do males have more colorful and longer plummage or something?

Gray Voice, later: (scared shitless that he screwed something up raising her) Wait shit shit according to this medical data we got on shared Federation network, for a human girl your age your hormones are WAY out of whack.

Gray Voice: Take these pills, they should lower your testosterone and boost your estrogen.

Samus (happy crying): Sure, dad.
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
another episode means another duel, this time against Touga Kiryuu, and as usual the stylized presentation is excellent
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
up to episode 11 of Revolutionary Girl Utena now, with this week's offering we see the usually plucky Utena looking rather melancholy
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that scene in the jeffrey's tube is one of my favorite moments from all of TNG but i also love this edit someone made of picard playing "enigma"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the sword duel scenes all have a really great kinetic feel to them
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watched some more Utena & i still really dig this show's aesthetic, especially its use of light and shadow
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[bravely] it's a good song & a good band
my review of "Camp Miasma": omg Jane Schoenbrun unironically enjoys Counting Crows, they just like me fr fr
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yeah man, the artists behind Utena were really bringing the goods
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
started watching Revolutionary Girl Utena recently and i've been really enjoying its stylized visual presentation but now i reached Ep.9 & the show has kicked the visuals into an even higher gear, definitely the highlight of the series to this point
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yeah pretty much
dem leadership absolutely views the left as more of a threat than the fascists in the GOP
broadly speaking, Jeffries et al would rather let Trump have a third term than lose the party leadership to someone from The Squad
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i were gonna play FF8 i would try to find a happy middle ground between the native 240p image where Squall's face is an illegible jumble of pixels and the 1080p upscale where his face has become clear but is too sharp to match the rest of the environment
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i agree with you to an extent but i also think that the hardware limitations of vintage consoles sometimes inhibited what the developers were trying to display for instance, this tank in PS1 Ghost in the Shell at 1x is just a blurry mess but the model can be seen clearly when upressed
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
between the tendies and the lego no neurodivergent person ever had a chance of escaping from Gillian Anderson's snare
a screenshot from "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" of a seductively made up Gillian Anderson holding an enormous platter of fried chicken
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RETVRN
a chart showing a timeline of the top marginal tax rates in the US. the tax rate in the 1950s is highlighted where the top marginal tax rate was mostly 91%
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my reaction when i hear someone say they're baking bread
the "i should buy a boat" meme picturing a cat filled with ennui sitting at the breakfast table reading a newspaper but here the caption is "i should bake some bread"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
incredible real life example of this tumblr post
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'd had in my playlist quite recently!
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wild how so many people who otherwise show appropriate skepticism towards tech companies that make grandiose claims are gung-ho to pass laws that would mandate every car be installed with a speed governor that has a 25% error rate insideevs.com/news/801020/...
 A car can pass the EU’s distance-based ISA test while still making repeated mistakes at actual speed limit changes.

Under the current EU approval process, ISA systems are judged by their accuracy over a driven distance, but Thatcham says that does not reflect what drivers experience when the limit changes. In its real-world testing, the worst-performing car scored 91.3% accuracy by distance, but only 74.3% when judged at each speed-limit change, meaning it showed the wrong limit roughly one time in four. Even the best car fell from 98.39% distance-based accuracy to 90.3% event-based accuracy.
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
making breakfast each morning for my children Disintegration and Number of the Beast
a tweet by @lfchamy which reads "normalize naming your child after a ten out of ten album"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in the '80s Weird Al showed us a vision of a beautiful future where we would all be playing on guitars which are also toasters as we rocked out in our radiation suits
a screenshot from the Weird Al music video for "Dare to Be Stupid" with a closeup shot of a guitar where the body is a functioning toaster with two freshly toasted pop-tarts popping out
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
can you really say you're living your best life if you're not indulging in breakfast burritos at any hour of the day or night?
a pair of breakfast burritos inside golden toasted tortillas, stuffed with eggs and diced tomato atop a large white cutting board
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the equivalent drive now costs nearly $400 🫠
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i miss the halcyon days of 2023 when i was able to buy a 2tb SSD for $75
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
every alien girl should wield her hammer with such decisiveness
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
finishing up my re-watch of TADC, thought it would be light & breezy this time but no, turns out Ep. 9 is still rough to watch. what a poor sad bunny i did find something new to make me laugh; this billboard with a pic of the moon & offering advice which is both simple yet very difficult to follow
a screenshot of episode 9 of The Amazing Digital Circus with a picture of the mock advertisements on the wall of the baseball stadium. one ad has a picture of a cartoon crescent moon with the caption "Tired? Try going to sleep."
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no, i learned too many things and now i'm turning into the guy from "In the Mouth of Madness"
Sam Neill screaming in frightened revelation, "In the Mouth of Madness" 1994
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
getting shoved in a locker as i try to explain to people who aren't terminally online that one of the factors in Silicon Valley's embrace of fascism has its roots in harry potter fanfic
the small dominoes to big dominoes meme. at the small end the caption reads "Harry Potter becoming a cultural phenomenon" and the biggest domino's caption reads "HP fanfics that lead Silicon Valley into fascism"
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
suddenly remembering the time the guy on russian social media was asking why this nifty jar he had was causing his camera to go haywire
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wow, who could have guessed that a guy like this would wind up with this label on his account
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The Year of Living Dangerously" isn't my favorite film & it isn't really even an LGBT film but i've always adored Linda Hunt's fantastic cross-gender role as photojournalist Billy Kwan. Hunt's performance forms the soul of the movie & her Academy Award was well deserved
Linda Hunt in her cross-gender role as Bill Kwan in "The Year of Living Dangerously" (1982)
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