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@penumbralmusings.bsky.social
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godless hippie skank | terminally online millennial mom | dum spiro spero | ⭕️💀🤘🏻

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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 3h
Love to flip on an OA to see someone arguing against precedent when they didn’t file a motion to argue against precedent 🥴
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 3h
So reliable an attorney I don’t even work with has me as their secondary contact when they’re OOO 💀
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 16h
Cobbled supper together with soba noodles, frozen peas and mushrooms, a pork chop, Japanese barbecue sauce, and a Westbrook White Thai, and I’ll be making this WEEKLY
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 17h
On today’s strict 20 min phone call with my Baba, he lamented public execution and our hopelessly corrupt government. I’d like more of this and fewer of his outbursts about his current moral panic
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 17h
Got a call my caller ID said was rhe CDC and I picked up- we were randomly selected to participate in the Nationak Immunization Survey. If you get this call too, PLEASE give them your time!! www.cdc.gov/nis/partcipa...
cdc.gov
Information for Participants
To inform and engage NIS-Child, NIS-Teen, NIS-CIM, NIS-CCM, and NIS-ACM participants.
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looks like J has to argue a case at the fourth circuit tomorrow on less than 24 hours notice 💀
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will forget your birthday at least once in the lifetime of our friendship but I will never forget to check in on your grief anniversaries and I hope that counts for something
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
man I wish we had some kind of bureau that protected consumers in a financial way. some sort of government body that could stop a robot from pretending to be a lender or a debt collector trying to scam me into giving it my financial information, you know?
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“S, are you still eating or is it time to get jammies on?” “DON’T TALK TO ME WIKE THAT MAMA”
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unsure why we pay for dental insurance through the state health plan when only one pediatric dentist’s office is in network in our state’s capital city 😵‍💫
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Survived another weekend of being bullied by my three year old 😇
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like I can *feel* it when my heart rhythm is doing something stupid
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy black jeans instead of slacks at work season to all who celebrate 😇
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the attorneys I’ve been assisting for the last year+ is leaving our office this week and his caseload stats just got shared in a listserv and I’m glad everyone can see now why I’ve been so overwhelmed this whole time 😇
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes we file a brief on a case of egregious prosecutorial misconduct and just once I’d like the state to surprise us with some integrity and concede
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah fucking right we’re getting three medium Sweetbay Magnolia trees in this year’s shade tree lottery 🎉
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand how genetics work and yet I am shocked beyond words each time a childhood friend births a child who looks exactly like one of their own siblings. HOW did you clone your brother??
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Made the copier do its big one in front of the xerox rep 😇
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of all the arguments I get into with Baba because pre-Trump Fox News rotted his brain, I’m glad he’s still dying on the hill of “yes, all men.”
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gas is $4/gal again but at least I don’t drive a 1999 Expedition or make minimum wage this time 💀
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON GLOB BLESS
Haribo sour bats
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing I want to hear from any South Carolina candidate for office rn is their detailed plan for repaving every gd road and rebuilding every decrepit bridge
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When families of color neglect their children to death, it’s called homicide by child abuse and when Christian nationalists do it, it’s “religious freedom.”
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...
nytimes.com
Cornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for Campus
Michael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention.
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk why anyone is still using X or any other social media that doesn’t censor these false, dangerous posts. Every time you log into that app, you are legitimizing this regime.
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was eyeing a particular LL Bean pullover for S, and wouldn’t you know we received it in our most recent bag of handmedowns from a coworker ✨
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It finally dawned on me earlier that nothing I’m reading about a particular angle of childhood neurodivergence I’m reading about is giving me what I’m looking for because I really just want Debbie’s or Bev’s perspectives
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
J ordered 9 pounds of pulled pork from the Mt Hebron barbecue and he’s never better understood me 👏
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another day, another court reporter who won’t produce a transcript in accordance with the court reporter manual 😭
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shattered at the news of Christa Pike’s botched execution and in awe of the advocacy of her legal team. The death penalty is barbaric. There is no justice found here.
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t find a place to stand at ballet where I can see without S catching my eyes and trying to talk to me through the glass 💀
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Journalist reports on local issue but leaves out half the information, then posts in our neighborhood group asking for feedback. I comment “I’m really disappointed how you left out how this app is being weaponized against our neighborhood when we post about it constantly here.”
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY DO Y’ALL DRIVE THROUGH THE VISTA AT 15MPH 😵‍💫
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess my dad just wanted to be cussed out today because he decided to ask me how I feel about trans athletes in collegiate sports and I was forced to cuss him out and remind him he raised me better than that
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
S needs testing and the only practice in town without a waitlist offers a loudly racist against Arabs clinician so I guess we just won’t be getting testing anytime soon 😵‍💫
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk if you’re falling apart because it’s just now occurred to you that you literally signed up to teach your boys about consent then I’m not sure you were ever NOT the problem
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been so weird working on some extraordinary writs without the old guy
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PPP gotta have unlimited coin for postage because how in the year of our glob 2026 are they still serving and filing EVERYTHING by mail 😵‍💫
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait to see how much work I get done with three full days of no way for an attorney to bother me 😇
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up early and went to smallsugar by myself for a smoked butterscotch latte in the 61° sunshine 🌞
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glad I white knuckled through the anxiety spiral and saw my friends today, grateful to feel the loving lens they view me through ✨
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a panic attack in a social setting and think I just came off as awkward instead of mentally ill at least 🤮
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had a childhood friend ask me about a thing I think about all the time but wasn’t sure if anyone else remembered and I feel entirely shocked that we remember it the same
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blasted puppet string loud enough to feel some bass in my face on the way back to the office. Three hours to go
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Nobody thinks about you that much” isn’t the anxiety balm you think it is when spoken to a ruminator 🤪
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting to get all our reservations lined up for Christmas in Quebec City and I think this is the most excited I’ve ever been for a trip ✨
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gave someone verbal positive feedback on how something they wrote helped me parent. A few days later, they message conveying appreciation and asking if I’d mind reducing that positive feedback to writing. Did almost immediately. Got left on read, didn’t think much of it.
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever grateful that the junior attorney I serve is endlessly understanding when his needs get prioritized last ✨
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I finally blocked Mandy Matney on the other app after I couldn’t resist correcting a misstatement she posted and she snakily doubled down. This kind of dumb shit is why people tell her she isn’t a journalist!!!!!
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k (she/her) 🦻🏻 @penumbralmusings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t think I can overstate how much my life would improve if Whataburger started offering 24/7 breakfast
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