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@penrostr18.bsky.social
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 1h
ahhh... that's why you gotta nail the perfect panel to accumulator ratio
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 2h
literally a Japanese legal requirement after all, if Skeb catches you missing a censor they'll ban you... the one Skeb artist I get uncensored art from sends a censored version via Skeb and then posts the uncensored version on a secret account a few days later
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 7h
the censored Rance is honestly hilarious. they had to go to ridiculous lengths to make that game safe for work and the result brings a lot of the dialogue into the realm of the absurd
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 7h
the T in T stands for Titties
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 7h
mortal kombat "she kinda bad though" moment but almost exactly in reverse
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 8h
you gotta join my Jerkin' It SMP
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 11h
simultaneously refreshed yet disappointed to learn that Amazon doesn't know shit about me. not a single fucking thing. like on the one hand hell yeah Jeff Benzos doesn't know how I jack off but on the other hand there's a trend going on and I can't even take part in it
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 13h
if it blindsides you every time you swear, maybe the answer is to stop swearing
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
y'know I HAD been considering getting some back muscle comms
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"have you considered that you might be helped by creating the Murder Alter" - a guy who somehow got a professional qualification to do this
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not plural but a therapist once suggested I try and reconceptualize some of my most dangerous intrusive thoughts as an alter and I had to tell him "I don't think that's wise"
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes... become sesquipedalian...
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are you sure you don't want anyone killed at the store? y'know, while I'm there?
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just wait 11 months and see what happens... it may surprise you
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...so you don't want this yummy corn?
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
worry not! the months repeat each year
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honestly I love this community too, my PTSD sometimes makes me Very Scary for normal people and this is one of the only places where I feel like I don't need to put in an immense effort hiding that to be accepted
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
high lord falcorn...
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd love to if I could. Unfortunately best I can do is $13
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stay Gold is so damn he/him to me I keep accidentally he/him-ing him in conversations with people who have no idea what I'm talking about
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
actual top 5 for reference are: - Space Marines (by a fairly massive margin) - Astra Militarum - Tyranids - Orks - Necrons T'au also have a pretty massive online presence, and Death Guard have been super popular recently due to being busted for all of 10th Ed
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the one thing I'm super thankful for is that even though these fuckers are crawling all over the place online, if you go to an in-person event in my experience you find much nicer and more reasonable people
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Adeptus Custodes have the opposite version of this, being also middling in terms of online popularity but very frequently played, on account of the fact that for the cost of one 2000-point Admech army you can buy nearly THREE 2000-point Custodes armies
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay so fun fact: admech are pretty middle of the pack as far as how many fans they have. in actual play though they're right at the bottom, only above Deathwatch, Genestealer Cults and perennial least played faction Imperial Agents, due to their frankly ludicrous points to dollar ratio on the minis
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
see, the problem Orks have is that they're the only faction in the entire setting who are genuinely having a good time. this makes them an instant fave for a lot of people who find every other faction just slightly too depressed for their taste
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lieutenant is good, yes... But what about second lieutenant?
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as an engineer they got me exactly once by going "look at these life-ruining wounds veterans have suffered, you could prevent this and it's not a weapons project, it can't kill people". But what I saw on that project's files was so disgusting to me that I could never even consider doing that again
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the military DOES have an entire department and spends a ludicrous amount of money dedicated to convincing people that this is true. "even if you don't believe in shooting people, we have jobs where you can save people instead" is a common recruiter's trick
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stalker who was trying to kill me (thought I was a literal demon, it's a long story). when I didn't react to being stabbed at all (I thought I'd caught the knife) he freaked out and ran away
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not the torso but I've been stabbed straight through the hand once. didn't even notice it at the time. hurts like hell afterwards though
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(chanting) BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're being such an #adjective #noun for #title... your #qualities are so #defined... you're going to be #title's #superlative #example aren't you? #somethingplay
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
buddy at this rate they're going to lick a hole clean through your boot
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the important lesson here is that you should have trained your skull to be able to resist crossbow bolts
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
legal? yes. stupid? also yes, Games Workshop really doesn't want you to play just raw Imperial Agents so they make it an immense pain to actually do it. when 11th edition dropped all their detachments were 3DP so you couldn't even bring them to a 1000pt game, only a 2000pt one
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imperial Agents doesn't even get a stereotype, if you play them you're one of like eight specific people which means I don't have to guess because I already know what your views are, Jo
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've always been tempted to do a bit that's like "what your 40k faction says about your political views" and then for every faction I just say "fascist" with a couple exceptions... Black Templars ofc Giga Fascist and the T'au, for doing fascist things but Nicely, earn the rank of Liberal
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and soon you will have adam yuriev doing just that, hopefully
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you've already seen it but it's too good not to bring back
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
adam yaoiev...
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that's why you gotta bring some back with you
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sticking it in a liberal but shaking my head the whole time to show that I don't approve
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm imagining...
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forgot the fourth step in the cycle: "guy decides you're wrong and submits the following evidence: a handful of quotes from Daisuke that are over two decades old and also a ton of random 2chan posts" buddy if you're dodging the block to read this I'm talking Strive, not XX
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if that's the kind of people who hate you then it's very possible that you did something RIGHT honestly
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
turns out it's called magic for a reason
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've got one of those and I've gotta say: having one is pretty great
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will allow it... ONLY if it's very good porn
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maidknight selfcest brain genius @penrostr18.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm glad the new Metroid announcement has a lot of people thinking this way suddenly
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