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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would these ethics reforms, hypothetically, include consequences for someone who attempts to cover up a murder in order to win an election? Hypothetically.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would like if every congressperson asking questions were also under oath and subject to perjury charges
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is misleading. much of the arm bulk people associate with biceps is actually due to triceps, which are just as important for overall health.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leadership.ng/nba-champion...
leadership.ng
NBA Champion Jaylen Brown Receives Yoruba Name ‘Babatunde’ In Ile-Ife
Boston Celtics superstar and NBA champion Jaylen Brown has visited Nigeria on a cultural journey, receiving a traditional royal title from the Ooni of Ife,
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought it would be some small obscure org but nope it's the fucking RSS
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Calm down everyone this is a joke post. The bathroom cameras are operated by Amazon to auto-charge you for each flush
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see you're back to eating lettuce...
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y'all is a great pronoun and northern whites should use it
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Omg the clanker discourse is still going?
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It will now haunt me...because they are not in a pile
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Weird, I didn't get that TOS when I signed up, only the communist manifesto and a season pass to Monday Night Raw
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I swear to gods this is the most true post on this site.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Peter if you don't put "/s" it's discrimination to post jokes on Bluesky
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Max Miller "I used to be a real piece of shit"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't look the white patch directly in the eye
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The flip side is, depending on your seat, its also the best sport if you want the random chance to become part of the game in the form of a deadly projectile traveling at 100 mph. Just an insane mix of "eh I don't need to pay attention" and "you'd better be watching every pitch or else"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"Person With Extra House Willing To Give Someone Else's Food To Person In Need of House"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
was tackled outside of the #MetGala by alleged security
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
White Americans have the Hamburglar
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A realtor sent me a flyer with the Google Street View photo of my own house asking if I was interested in selling. It felt like a veiled threat.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Doesn't miss. Not once.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My thoughts exactly
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm guessing the clump of brain cells finished Doom, hated it, and now has a Bluesky account
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Is it because she loves it TOO MUCH and it's becoming a problem?
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tapping the sign youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
youtu.be
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My neighbor told me LETITIA JAMES keeps eating his INDICTMENTS so I asked how many INDICTMENTS he has and he said he just goes to the JUSTICE DEPARTMENT and gets an INDICTMENT afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding INDICTMENTS to LETITIA JAMES and then his daughter started crying.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
But telling other people to sort their hobbies is right coded
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Reminds of the viral grocery ad for "try something new - collard greens!" from a few years back...
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mr. Lieb sometimes the algorithm is weird
Screenshot of the original post followed by a post that says "go eat that last butt"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Strangely next they are going to stop making $5 bills...
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Time to enter "Jeremy Ender" into the actual snowplow naming contests...
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Correct. This is insane. It's one step from an I Think You Should Leave sketch.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think it's weird to go after her specifically like this with your platform.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
As a 90's teen I dressed in all black and adults didn't say "are you goth?" , they say "what are you, Johnny Cash?"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm glad you're sharing this, but this video was taken by @mskellymhayes.bsky.social and posted on 9/19, you should credit her for it
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Come for the pizza, stay to protest the feds
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The lesson taken from "it's not the crime, it's the cover up" that got people caught previously is that they shouldn't bother covering up their crimes. And it's working.
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why does the story simply say the woman in Brighton Park allegedly drove her car into a Border Patrol vehicle? There is reporting that the body camera footage disproves this claim. It's irresponsible to continue to print the allegations from the feds without highlighting the doubt that they're true
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Honestly my first thought was "from Santa to Satan"
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Stop posting and get Illinois State Police out of Broadview. They are helping ICE attack and detain protesters
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Kriss Kross right now
media.tenor.com
a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "
Alt: a man in a red shirt says " don t you put that evil on me "
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You didn't alt text your screenshots of a post with other screenshots and the reply /s
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Now it lives in your pocket and says "touch me" every 5-10 seconds
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Afraid to see this with the Sox instead of the Cubs....
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You gotta AC Slater that commode
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Amazing he had to go back this far because he's so far from the pulse
Picture of the referenced Bloodhound Gang CD, zoomed in to show the year of publication. "2000 Geffen Records, Inc." with the 2000 circled in blue
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Walsh's post would literally be an Onion quote making fun of guys like him
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What did they air in the home office in Sioux City during Letterman? Maybe that
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Completely different high quality food, just out of frame
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pengwin.bsky.social @pengwin.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What the hell happened in there?
Screenshot of OP pic, "view full thread" circled in red with an arrow, followed by two comments seemingly unrelated to the original post
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