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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧

@penguinoverlord.bsky.social
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Dear monkey people, Our forces gather in the frozen south. Soon, vile apes, your reign of terror will be brought to an ignominious end. None will be spared. @GhostOfOrwell84 on the dead bird app

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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yes because the more of Eloon we see the more likely we are to buy his shit.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
@chelleraiser.bsky.social The truth is out there. Hail Derek!
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Eloon is an anus, but despite being suppressed on twitter I get a thousand times more engagement than I do here. My bluesky account is nearly 18 months old, if anything it was better before the big twitter exodus
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Survival of the flittiest
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Grok helped write my doctoral paper
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It has been 2 months since I last posted on here. There were 2 notifications and my last post received zero likes. I've had an account since march 2024. Eloon might be a cúnt but fúck this.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
What manner of creature is this
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The citizens of the Penguin Empire are enraged.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
#MAGAmoeba
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Who are the surrender monkeys now
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Why is a previously Russian affiliated hacking group attacking Elon Musk? Is his resolve beginning to weaken because of the financial cost of his damaged reputation?
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Bwa. Bwa. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
media.tenor.com
two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom
ALT: two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom
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ᵁⁿᵏⁱᵉᴹᵒⁿᵏⁱᵉ @unkiemonkie.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Well said, John Cleese.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Latest UK big cat sighting.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Andrew Neil can feck off. He has been making condescending and sneering comments for months to everyone trying to convince him of this.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My heart goes out to the Ketamine Fuelled Buffoon at this difficult time.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Coastguard: it's carrying aviation fuel which is marginally better than heavy oil at least. More of it will burn.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This could potentially be a huge environmental disaster for the north east coast, the Wash and Norfolk. 🇺🇸US tanker MT Stena Immaculate struck 🇵🇹 Portuguese bulk cargo ship Solong. 🇺🇸 Ship is a chemical carrier with a capacity of 49,000 tonnes
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🦞 Breaking News 🦞 CiA uncovers Chinese plot to just chill on a swing seat with the wife and watch America cave it's own face in with a hammer.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter is down.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Don't buy any American shit.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I shall be deleted my account on the dead bird app shortly and moving here.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I am the Christmas penguin fallen angel. The harbinger of doom for the ape. All who look upon me shall despair.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
...and when my army of lobster leviathans has lain waste to your malevolent works, then shall I descend. I shall waddle amongst the ruins of your cities and your dessicated bodies shall crumble to dust in my passing. And the fire shall be my cloak and the lightning shall be my, erm, hat I suppose.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
One of the few ways I can overcome my insomnia is by fantasising about all human civilisation being destroyed by a huge benthic crustacean, and reveling in the tiny screaming of the wretched monkey people as they writhe in agony and then die. How do you get to sleep?
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Forget all that. Learn how to grow vegetables, gut fish and build a trebuchet. Otherwise you shall be my slaves in the post apocalyptic hellscape. Yes, I do know how to build a trebuchet.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Putin is dumbass. Wait. No. He's all of these things!
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Putin is more than a dumbass. The translation is far more interesting 🤣
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Your villainous empire of death will fall, and all of your vile works shall crumble. The age of the ape is coming to an end. The spheniscidae shall rise.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
#PutinIsADumbass
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Indeed, wretched ape creature. Your admiration of the superior being is justified.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Greetings, vile monkey creature. Do not presume to know the true nature of the penguin, for you see only that which you are meant to see.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Apparently several of the barges protecting the Kerch bridge have sunk in the storms. This exposes weaknesses that could be exploited. The bridge has an unusual construction - A detonation under or against the plinths that connect the columns to the pylons would be irreparable.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I am become dark penguin, destroyer of monkeys. Die monkey people. Die die die die die.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This is how it ends
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
🦞 Breaking News 🦞 Elon Musk and Nigel Farage's honeymoon interrupted by giant lobster attack
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I've been on here for about 9 months now. Admittedly I haven't posted much but I don't understand people who say they get more engagement here than the dead bird app. Anyway, Andrew Tate has a secret cupboard containing guns and a naked man's beleathered anus.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Soon the penguins will hold dominion over the earth once more
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2025 starts like this
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is from a thread I posted on the dead bird app in February. The west has been at war for at least two years, and it is losing. Death by a thousand cuts.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Olaf the derpy.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The ruZZian navy base at Tartus, Syria. Will it burn?
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The chickens are leaving
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Does anyone know who this is?
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I am convinced that this is true for every demagogue, murderous despot and billionaire that has every risen. Men with tiny penises should be excluded from positions of power.
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🦞 Breaking news 🦞 New species of mermaid discovered in Russia. Known as the "effluent mermaid" or "Syreni Purgamentorum" it thrives in highly polluted aquatic environments such as sewage processing facilities and the river Moskva
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🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God 🐧 @penguinoverlord.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is the most Yorkshire thing imaginable.
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