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if you’re bored, or need to get your mind off of that girl you haven’t seen in over a decade, you can just do squats! nobody can stop you! just keep squatting until you stop yearning for her smile, her laugh, her lips upon your neck! my thighs look so fucking good dude!

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

i hate Hellen so fucking much. i need her bouncing on it

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ACCIDENTAL FLOODS WHEN A GIRL KISSES ME. THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

WHEN I FIND YOU I’M LAUNCHING YOU OUT THE TORPEDO CHUTE

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

WHICH OF YOU KEEPS PUTTING DEAR EVAN HANSEN ON THE SHIPS PLAYLISTS????

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Need a lime for that Modelo, white boy?

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

gently nibbling the shell off an m&m and feeding it to her like a mother bird

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

cockpit? back in my day we called that a pitjob

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

yuri between two girls who are trans both ways

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

getting into shenanigans is a core aspect of butchfemme

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

there are in fact three types of butches: loser butches, too cool to live butches, and evil butches (OFOS)

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

it is between ‘butch’ and ‘mech pilot’ on the gender chart

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

i still don’t get why Apollo in Epic The Musical takes more of an issue with my monster cruelty (killing sirens) than my animal cruelty (killing his cows)

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

no helen, i’m not calling it your cloaca. it’s your birdussy.

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

the star wars wiki is a beautiful place. where else am i supposed to learn that jawas fuck dirty nasty in public?

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

need Melia x Tyrea sisslash in my veins right now.

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

can one of you put me down like a rabid dog?

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

in the Underworld seeking the Oracle’s wisdom, and she pulls a tarot card depicting a jalapeño turning red while sitting on my kitchen counter: “is that good?”

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

she scares me sometimes, ngl. but she would probably do some political/corporate scheming if she isn’t given enough enrichment, especially if Helen is around. thus, like a captive tiger, she needs a constant supply of meat pumpkins (suitors) or she will maul the zookeepers (royal attendants) for fun

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

i really don’t think foot fetishes are as weird as everyone online argues they are. it’s a body part that’s soft and sensitive. if i think a girl is cute, why wouldn’t i think she has cute feet too?

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

did you know that if you have a femme on your arm you can flex your bicep to get one free eye roll out of her?

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

sometimes when i have a sunburn Achilles likes to slap it really hard and laugh at me when i crumple to the ground in pain

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

my favorite game with celebrities is trying to figure out which ones have done feet stuff, and i fully believe Ben Star and Jennifer English have been on the receiving end.

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

epic the musical mischaracterizes me by not allowing me to cheat. i don’t take issue with this because it makes my character less morally grey, but rather because the cheating is really hot.

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

whenever i want hotdogs i just ask penny to take off her socks

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

two autistic butches flirting by not getting the joke as a joke to make the other butch explain it autistically

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

it’s only femme4femme if you have a butch in the chair. all others are just normal lesbian sex

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

being butch is all about falling off the bed because your femmes decided to starfish

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

if your femme pees on you while drunk you HAVE to thank her. is she throws up on you while high you need to APPOLOGIZE. she (plural) can do NO WRONG. ALWAYS take accountability for your girls 😤😤😤

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Scylla is a chaser. as in she has been hunting me for weeks. please help.

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

having trouble with that fromsoft boss? sucking on your femmes’ titties gives a passive 70% buff to your “i just have to lock in” stat

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Odysseus, Godslayer @penelopelover.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

looking to treat your butch? try “weed” and “footjob”

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