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Peter E. AKA Say10

@pelsner.bsky.social
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Liberal Democrat, Atheist, Unix/Linux Server Geek, Lover of animals, hermit (just my wife and I for the past 37 years). Perl programmer. Master of sarcasm. If you have no posts, or are selling crypto or other crap, please don't bother following me.

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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 6h
Here's an example. Some lab work I had done. Shows $1837.95 charged. Then 1685.03 adjustment followed by what the insurance paid $0.00 and what I owe. I called LabCorp and asked how much it would be if I didn't go through insurance? It was too late, but the total would have been around $75.
Bill details showing a large total, followed by a write off, adjustment, followed by what the insurance paid $0...
Finally what my total is $212.32.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A picture of an alligator and a crocodile. Above the picture it says 

For those who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, the crocodile is the one next to the alligator.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can confirm this law exists.
My dog Logan looking for pets.Another picture of Logan looking for pets.Third picture of Logan looking for pets.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here's another. Food Truck One!
Catering truck made to look like Air Force One.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Krill Day
The Krill from The Orville.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have questions...
In the freezer section of my grocery store is a box that says 
"Frozen Ice Cubes"
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I see you've been all over the place...
A sign under a stop sign that says "This is a stop sign".
A door that says "this is not a door"
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The sharks scared them all away.
Sign by a lake that says 
Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There's nothing in here...
Mime pushing against invisible wall/box.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sory, I wil knot B albe 2 atten.
Elementary school sign that says 

Leteracy night 
Dec 8 5:00
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
No, the street number is not wrong. I've had the same address for over 23 years. The street number is correct. The driver is an idiot though. He was still able to deliver it.
UPS tracking info. States the street number is wrong. 

Still got delivered.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This cartoon explains how you could be confused.
Cartoon of a dog and cat talking to God. God asks were you a good dog? Yes says the dog. God asks were you a good cat? Cat replies, you are sitting in my chair.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Are they sure?
Stop sign. Underneath it, is another sign with an arrow pointing up and saying "This is a stop sign"
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
So, I should use the other one then?
Picture of 2 hand dryers in a public bathroom. Sign over one of them says: Please do not use this dryer to urinate.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Err. I have questions.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Damn right it does! Also, morning.
Street sign that says 

Coffee Saves Lives
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I got one of those too.
Picture of me with one of my cats sitting on my shoulder.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Err ??
Sign in a book store that says 

Large Print Audio Books
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm so confused!
Sign that says Not A Through Street. Underneath that is another sign that says Evacuation Route.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was just kicked out of Walmart. Can't imagine why...
Yellow sign. Absolutely no clothing or footwear is allowed in garden center.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I have bought my jeans at Walmart for years. Rustler brand, cheap but of decent quality. This last pair, didn't even last a month. After 2 washings, the zipper teeth were damaged.
Zipper on pair of jeans after two washings. Teeth missing.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
You're right!
Picture of Jesus looking up at a clock face 
 It says Jesus Christ would you look at the time.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I found a hitman for hire. I think ex-wives can be taken too
Sign in the photographer's studio.

We can shoot your wife & frame your mother-in-law.
If you want, we can even hang them too!
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can confirm.
Sign on the side of the road.

Coffee Saves Lives
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What do you expect from The Department of Planning.
Building with the name 
D E P A R T M E N T. O F. P L A NN
     IN
      G 

The logo.name is too long and the last 5 letters drop down the side of the building.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Duh. Of course AI is going to side with the source that YOU gave it to review! That's how AI learns dumb shit. Redo the study and include all the information over the last 30 years and I'll bet it will relearn and tell you you're full of shit!
A post on x.com from Nicolas  Hulscher...

ALL major artificial intelligence systems -- SuperGrok, ChatGPT, and Google Gemini independently concluded that VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM after analyzing our landmark 82-page study.

The 30-year lie that "vaccines don't cause autism" has officially been TERMINATED.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
We're coming for you AI...
Sign above some wind chimes. Says 

Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us.

Hang them outside your house as a warning to others.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I know where I'm going to lunch today 😁
Sign for Little Mexico Restaurant. Underneath it says 

Soup of the day
Tequila
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fat lion next to Noah's Ark. 
It was a shitty cruise. Rained a lot. But they had a great buffet. I had t.wo of everything
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Picture of an alligator and a crocodile. Text above them says...

For those who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator 
The crocodile is the one next to the alligator.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Reminds me of my Salem who's been gone 5 years now... 😞
Grey cat sitting on outdoor metal chair. He was 19 when this was taken. I miss him so much.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How is this?
Two of my cats Cyndi and Loki. Sitting on my office chair. Guess I can't get any work done.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If true, this would be worth a fortune.
Picture of The Holy Bible with a sticker that says "signed copy".
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
latenighter.com/wp-content/u... I wonder what the sinner in chief is trying to distract us from? Could it be... Oh shall we say... The Epstein Files??!!?
Dana Carvey as The Church Lady.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Sign that says: Day 13 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my right eye.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A questionnaire asking have you been drinking with a yes an no checkbox on the left.
A single, wobbly x is drawn on the right side and under the No checkbox.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Halloween.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I have the perfect gift for you.
Perfume bottle that says Leave Me The-FA-Cologne

A new fragrance for introverts
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Dammit.
A sign on a gate that reads

Please do not read this sign thank you.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Definition
Definition of the fuckening. 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down...

Ah, there it is, the fuckenining
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Loki has decided that my workday is over.
Picture of my cat sitting on my lap.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sign that says I before E, except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Weird
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Never used.
Wooden fireplace $250.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Picture of Jan Brady saying Epstein Epstein Epstein
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Picture of a perfume bottle that says 
Leave Me The FA-COLOGNE
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Picture of inside of a bathroom with a large window by the tub. A sign is taped to the outside of the window that says 
"A group of your neighbors wish to inform you that the one way frosted glass is facing the wrong way".
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden and The Bruidians from The Orville. Separated at birth...
Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden The Bruidians from The Orville.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yeah sure... Let's go with that.
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Kinda like this...
Decomposing zombie trump
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Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's late and I need to go.
Clock depicting Jesus Christ looking up at the clock. 
Above it says Jesus Christ would you look at the time.
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