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Pelgridge Spedder

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Get me a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin’ rut beer

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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 21h
Big shakedowns incoming.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just watched. My god.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s right! Mike Johnson.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, he called out to someone then too, like he did with Vought tonight.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hasn’t Trump said this in a pre-election speech before? It’s ringing very familiar. i’m trying to remember the speech and what happened after, if anything. But it’s been a few years. 
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jos. A. Spanx
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iowa has loose meat hamburgers that are pretty good.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is everything in DC fenced off now?
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That cut off last sentence is what really drew me in. I wish it wasn’t cropped.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s doing rallies. Isn’t blocking media just shooting himself in the foot? Less coverage, less eyeballs.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to produce print advertising (including billboards), and an extension that size is surprisingly cheap. If memory serves, you can do extensions up to 36” on all three sides, depending on the outdoor company’s regs. But it’s been a long time since I produced a billboard.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Five thousand dollars dollars”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hadn’t noticed that before you mentioned it. Good eye. 
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“We destroyed a small town’s quality of life to create a woman who would give us a thumbs up on demand.”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I noticed the pause too. Also, the lip movement is very strange.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WTF AP
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exoskeleton walking aid. A lot of them have an actuator in back of the waist, which would explain the butt bulge. So it’d be part and parcel with the leg braces, all one thing.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May also help explain why he’s so enamored with AI.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely. It also explains the shelflike bulge above his butt.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes all you can say is “Wow.” Or maybe “Try it, asshole.”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unelected member of the Senate who’s been in the position for a two months: “So, ‘Mr. Smith’, if that’s your real name…”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see. Just like Iran did, right?
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a country music radio show, and I *still* haven’t heard this song.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jackass Forever. Perfect drive-in ridiculousness.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s just it, there aren’t any scoops coming from him.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a club he desperately wants admission to, but he’ll never be more than a junior member. Yet we’re all paying his initiation fee.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@duckworth.senate.gov We truly need you to do better than this. Like, our country and our democracy desperately need you to do better than this. You were so brave in the past, so don’t give in to those seeking to profit from our defeat, including this administration. www.c-span.org/clip/public-...
c-span.org
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh wow. Wowee wow. She is so monumentally wrong here, it almost hurts. I’ve had a lot of respect for her in the past, and I hope I can again.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had to stop reading at “cherish”. I feel like I need a shower every time he uses it.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, “Saoirse”, I’m that dumb. Go step on your head.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How is he tweeting from SHU?
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It blocks the view of his arch.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Classified” = “We have no effing idea”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now let’s see if he tries to do it anyway.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How much you wanna bet this is surprise to both Russia and Ukraine
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“By a lot.” Just like he “won” in 2020 “by a lot.”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a strange thing for an orange man to say.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s definitely got the droopy mouth going again on the right side.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is this some kind of fucking joke?
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think that’s probably right. But what’s curious is he doesn’t wear it all the time (like when he plays golf).
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any word on how they’re doing? I hate to say it, but they may have inadvertently saved her life.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that…a weapon on the bench next to him??
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Natalie, handing him a wig: “It can’t possibly matter to you!”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Boogaloo Boy outfit. They’ve recruited from their ranks.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That final paragraph 😳
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe he has covid.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So is the word “U.S.”
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s not just The Kiss My Ass Guy, he’s THE Kiss My Ass Guy.
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Pelgridge Spedder @pelgridge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Icing, a step up/down from SWATting
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