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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️

@peetersteele.bsky.social
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Writer of comical smut. www.literotica.com/authors/TheJizzW… & archiveofourown.org/users/TheJizzWi… Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/thejizzwizard +18 only NSFW account. 44 yr old she/her Lesbian

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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
X-Files Meme, Mulder looking at a cat, in a dockyard. He is asking the cat "Hello, are you a UFO?"
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a slightly better quality version of the same image from previous post
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again thinking about Flavia Sipp, the hottest looking woman in comics of all time.
issue 1 of the 3 part comic "Dinosaur Rex", a comic about an alternate world where dinosaurs still live and integrate into society. A pastiche of P.G. Wodehouse about a two upper class cousins (yes, they are fucking) trying to save their inheritance before they end up having to get a fucking job. A blonde man stands behind a desk, a rifle in his hand with the barrel smoking, alarmingly since they are indoors. Beside him is a green bipedal dinosaur, their butler. A woman with a black bob, and a safari outfit with short sleeves and short shorts is perched seductively upon the desk. She is barefoot, and has arms and legs that could crush a human into a fine mist.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really wasn't expecting Discworld references in Urusei Yatsura: Beautiful Dreamer.
A turtle with a disc shaped city on it's back
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😭 the pumpkin festival game is sooo cool. i love it. A helpful ghost showed me loads of cool sekrets!
Me, a ghost with devil horns and a sppoky face, and a ghost with cute eyes, posing next to each other for a selfiethe helpful friend ghost showing me the ufo hangerflying on the ufopartying on the moon with aliens
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An F14 firing a missilesome loser getting wreckedF14 being all swoopy and WOOOOOSHf14 flying over a mountainous snowy region
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I won Ace Combat Online. I have a black Tomcat, which is pretty much all I could ask for. Now nap time and I'll start the story tonight.
Me, winning Ace Combat OnlineI was the best at Ace Combat Online.My black Tomcat
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh fuck you. How fucking... not a fan of the SUPPORTING cast. Well, technically I'm not now, them and anyone in Ebenezer can go fuck themselves for all I care now, but wow. WOW. Fuck Johnny Depp.
Justwatch survey ad asking what would prevent me from seeing Johnny Depp's new film at the cinema and the two choices are "Not a fan of the supporting cast" or "The Story doesn't interest me."
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK so JDM is a good time, lovely map and fun handling. Nice customisation options and the radio stations are awesome. They even have one of my favourite bands, bHP on the rock station! The J-pop one is great too. (And there's euro beat, edm and synthwave)
A beat up white Toyota coming out of a drift on a Japanese rural road.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that bubble is called "NOT LIVING IN AMERICA, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT"
"You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that."
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well fuck. brb just unaliving myself.
the cover of Meet and Fuck Street Racing. 3 anime girls posing in front of a city at night with a mountain on the backgroundthe cover for my story Redline Rush with anime girls in front of a night sky with a mountain
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
god this fucking app
a bsky page of NOTHING
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sweet jimothy eastermas!
a lewdly dressed Nichameleon. She is wearing a pvc evil nurses uniform, all black, she has a red wig on. A sign behind her in neon says "Worship Me." She is winking has is sticking her tongue out
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody who fumbles, betrays or fucks with this woman is a GODDAMN FOOL
b&w photo of Sky Ferreira in an arid desert like area. She has a short sleeved blouse that is loosely fitted, exposing either a bustier or bra and a short denim skirt. She has a determined pouting expression, that is capable of reducing lesser mortals to gibbering fools lying prostrate at her feet. I love her so much. All Hail Sky Ferreira

ALL HAIL SKY FERREIRA
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picture of a friendly round shaped doggo. Text says "This is the immunity dog, he will protect you from your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this and other likewise posts. He will also protect you from the No Immunities posts as well, so nothing can stop this dog from protecting you. Take good care of him, he is a good dog."
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kristen Stewart Pegging Femboys is now on @literotica.com at www.literotica.com/s/kristen-st...
Kristen Stewart in a leather jacket and black vest. The jacket is hanging off her shoulders, leaving them bare. She has short black hair and has a cigarette hanging from her lips. She looks very cool and I would like her to end me.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
grrrr... arrrufff!!! Grrr!!! Awoooo!
Cara Delevingne with long black hair, a loosely fitting white shirt and pinstripe trousers, with burgundy cumberbund and tie.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol thats hilarious. When I posted the cover of Hurricane Fifi, with a nude Brigitte Lahaie on it, I labeled it adult content but bsky added "sexually suggestive" and said there was no nudity. Sky Ferreira gets "adult content." 😂
the cover of Hurricane Fifi which has PORN STAR BRIGITTE LAHAIE on the xover, posing sexily and dully intended to be there as sexual decoration as if to say, listen to this record and big boobied adult movie stars will hang out with you, nudily and sexily.sky ferreira, nude, vulnerable and arguably not a photo intended for sexual gratification and is about vulnerability.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally got Sky on vinyl. Fuck Capitol Records though. Sounds fucking amazing. Shoulda got Ghost earlier, the prices in the UK for the reprint are insane already, so no Lost in My Bedroom on repeat yet.
A record player with the vinyl cover of Sky Ferreira's "Night Time is My Time" resting on top. Pictured on the cover is Sk Ferreira, naked, in the shower.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're all back! 🥹 #MidnightDiner
October 20th premier date in Japan for the new season of Midnight Diner. Collage of the whole returning cast.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An elegantly dressed woman stands next to her punk as fuck Toyota AE86, which is painted pink and covered in black and white decals, including the words "Kill 'em all"
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Racing Rolling Gal No.1 #TokyoXtremeRacer2025
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Appleseed book came yesterday. Hoping that they do Appleseed and Dominion Tank Police series revivals now that the awesome TGITS is done.
Appleseed, a hardback mange book. Features a woman in combat gear with her robot cyborg husband in a war torn city.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really excited for Rhapsody in Scarlet. The hero is so cute and I love her outfit.
Ellie Myers, from Rhapsody in Scarlet. She is wearing a red beret, a blue blouse and a red cape. A green gem talisman dangles from the beretA busy street in the 1920sEllie with a big giant magical wolfEllie performing on stage with her jazz band
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my friend Hannah left this amazing comment ❤️
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bonus Mahiro
Mahiro Nakamura in a metallic red bikini on a beach
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a collection of other recently released photos that are causing me distress, including posing with Mahiro Nakamura.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do believe Akimoto Rui is deliberately targeting me for destruction with this shoot. I am dying. I am going to die.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
well I did have chores to do but instead I'm going to look at this photo for the rest of the day
Akimoto Rui in a skimpy pink nurses uniform, flashing her bra and underwear
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ohmygod
Akimoto Rui wearing a gold bikini on a beach, standing next to a palm tree.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my edit of that stupid New York Post cartoon that makes Mayer Mamdani look badass as his spirit looms over a guillotine scene. I added "Have Sex" and "See You Space Cowboy" text from the Abe Shinzo meme.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two thieves seen fleeing the museum?
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh no
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A quick & filthy story you can read in a matter of seconds. Kristen Stewarts Pegging Femboys. archiveofourown.org/works/92128386
Kristen Stewart with short black hair, with a leather jacket hanging low off her shoulders, a black vest and chain around her neck. A cigarette hangs from her lips and she is looking to her left and downwards, eyes shut.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
goddammit archiveofourown.org/works/92128386 Kristen Stewart Pegging Femboys
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do the mousearound!
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hmm mm time for me to be very normal. Very normal indeed.
Akimoto Rui wearing a red velvet bra and underwear with a red rose attached to the hip and kitsune ears on her head.Akimoto Rui wearing a red velvet bra and underwear with a red rose attached to the hip and kitsune ears on her head.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
look at that plush blue cushioned interior. You look me in the eye and tell me you don't want to fuck a femboy in there, you lying fuck.
a terrible car no one remembers or cares about, with a plush, velvety soft dark blue velour covered interior.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll always be sad they took the Vampire stuff out of The Informers. While not a great movie, I liked that darkness to it, felt like a Vampire Masquerade movie. If I could do an L.A vampire movie, I'd have Sky Ferreira starring in it, and it would be Near Dark adjacent in mood, with a darker ending
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
her. hands. HNAAAADSNDSSS!!! *dies*
a close up of tennis player Eugenie Bouchard's hands and arms
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey it's me, the writer, forgetting the word "gear stick" while writing a story ABOUT STREET RACERS.
"the gear change thingy." an actual sentence I wrote when I forgot the word gear stick, with the intention of changing it once I remembered, which I then did so, immediately after.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the starting pistol also looks very much like Two-Face's gun from Batman Forever (itself a modified Olympic .22 Benelli MP95E)
An odd looking gun with a large ergonomic wooden grip, long square barrel and a magazine built into the trigger guard.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Photo of a round doggo with the text "This is the immunity dog, he will protect you from "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this" and other likewise posts. He will also protect you from the "No immunities" posts as well, so nothing can stop this dog from protecting you. Take good care of him, he is a good dog.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and that this also happens
disgusted boner. a person looks disgusted at their computer screen. they move away and then look disgusted at their visable boner.
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eva Green trying to destroy me once more
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
nnnghh just one more bot until I hit the number of the beast!
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
aw fuck yeah! Looking a lot better now I made the title a bit more dynamic looking and got some better quality vector art from TXR (again, placeholder art for the girls to test out the composition)
test cover art for Redline Rush! My wip short story. Two women, with a mountain with a lit up road in the background, the title Redline Rush! in red letters at an angle and there is a superimposed photo of three drift racer cars blending into the sky above.
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