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PeckedByDucks

@peckedxducks.bsky.social
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Buyside. Occasional UFC referee, pod-on-pod violence division (aging heavyweight class)

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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao at hearing an executive refer to it as the “gulf of America” Few clearer signs you’re a little bitch
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You mean rejection. How do they avoid the inevitable rejection.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kevin Hassett brushing his teeth with dogshit rn before going on TV to say Fed hikes indicate how strong Trump’s economy is
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stephen Miran seething and raging rn
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As someone who disavows violence - I nominate Trump, Vance, Hegseth, all go to Tehran, present themselves before the IRGC, put their heads between their legs, and kiss their own arses (Lutnick wouldn’t allow himself to be left out either)
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PPP Grifter The Nueve @pppgrifternueve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes you fly too close to the sun
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Easier to wring your hands about bone-sawing one guy instead of… the other thing
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Canadian FA lacked situational awareness
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who’s the cabal controlling big food LTOs? It appears s’mores is out, chicken and waffles are in? I’m not mad, I just want to understand.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why are you, a grown man, plugging an Xbox controller into your laptop while waiting for the rest of this flight to board?
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Incredibly tough to take your platform seriously when spec sales headlines their emails with clickbait twitter posts. Do better!
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🫡
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Area woman’s preemptively unimpressed look has already elicited the reaction my “‘multiple 15 sigma event survivor” t shirt often elicits
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I viewed Axios as a serious news source before this Iran thing; now they’re a meme for shamelessly echoing White House lies. Don’t understand the reason for this pivot - would love an explanation.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
💀
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We did too much *unrelated stuff* under the guise of Covid relief. Next topic.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The article clearly knows what handle is, sad it has to run with the clickbait take headline
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Very strange watching a bunch of formerly adjacent pod guys make the rounds on the podcast circuit
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
100% of people with reading comprehension and common sense know the sports bet stat is inaccurate
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Guy with a tough mid year performance review incoming objecting to it overlapping with the World Cup game
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For a rounding error in the share count & a holder base that frankly doesn’t care, they can securely latch on to the govt teat under “think of the children” - basically social security for zoomers. Easier to shovel subsidies at SpaceX than fund education
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hassett: the Iranians didn’t like the game of “I’ve got your nose” but we think they’ll enjoy and respect the rules of peekaboo
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My grandmother instilled the lifelong joy of reading in me and NGL I’m starting to feel a little resentful about that
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One hypothesis is, despite vibes to the contrary, Americans became so rich they no longer view politics as a means to solving real problems. Thus it’s culture wars over vegans, trans, etc Passage of Obamacare + the post GFC economic recovery were too good, we haven’t learned to cope with success
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ambushed by this song for the first time since I lost my dog, almost perfectly describes her 😭😭😭😭😭
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Cody Johnson - Dirt Cheap (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Cody Johnson
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Always confused why sellsiders I have zero contact or overlap with somehow get my email when it comes time to beg for II votes Can AI fix this?
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Demand still far outstrips supply” **homebuilder margins have entered the chat**
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Where does the revenue of the pending largest IPO ever come from, you ask?
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“We had too much of the whimsy” is a famous retail shitco quote from the days of yore
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The president insider trading in size less than my typical PA holding is an extra impeachable offense
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
>Guy who runs HF jr training program realizing AI means more pod juniors aren’t gonna be needed< “They’re a rounding error in terms of comp and isn’t there a moral responsibility to help them?”
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What’s fun is you don’t know precisely what this refers to. Nor do you need to
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“US: ceasefire holds despite missle defenses deployed” is the “CNN: fiery but mostly peaceful protests” chyron of 2026
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Valid question. Hard not to think this story going mainstream will further erode confidence in capital markets - can’t explain it without encountering the absurd
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Eerily similar to teeing the juniors up for their initial stock pitches
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
In America, the politicians believe preferential tax breaks qualify as creative thinking
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
All I’m asking for is to live in a proper banana republic
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lmfao
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Energy investors positioning for structural supply shortages
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Lmaooooooo, buddy you’ve gotta touch grass
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Listening to this made me realize the long onlies quoting Buffett aren’t the dumbest people in Boston, it’s that city councilor. Jfc x infinity
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Heartwarming to watch the junior for a sellside clown grow up, somehow get his own coverage outside that sector, and promptly make the family tree proud by beclowning himself with his early work.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Waging a passive-aggressive war against his in-laws is possibly the most relatable thing he could do
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If we nuke Iran early this week, the radioactive fallout will have settled by the time the Masters tees off, and everyone including POTUS can carry on and try to have a great weekend. (I actually don’t know how long it takes for the fallout to settle, but neither do you, and that’s not the point)
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Long weekend. Brutally tough in-law situations all around. Brothers visibly exhausted from dealing with their little kids. Feeling like a junky going thru withdrawal. OPEN THE FUTURES
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a boy in a purple northwest jersey is crying during a basketball game
ALT: a boy in a purple northwest jersey is crying during a basketball game
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Lmao, the anodyne markets takes have pivoted to self fluffery 🥈
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“In Europe, they had the Thirty Years War, can you believe it. They’re even saying, they once had a Hundred Years War. Older than Sleepy Joe Biden.”
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Have an emerging theory of consumer value props where people buy the thing itself + the option to whine about it on social media. Convertible bitching arbitrage if you will.
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s great the obligatory young person’s answer about working a markets job makes prices more efficient blah blah has become, if you panic buy and sell to make the red arrows redder and the green arrows greener, the president will end wars.
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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PeckedByDucks @peckedxducks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ackman sitting on lousy performance emerging to pump his bags the day before quarter end. Not the hero we need, but the clown show we deserve
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