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Peanut

@peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social
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Its 𝔹𝔸𝕀𝕃𝔼𝕐, like the drink but not as S̲m̲o̲o̲t̲h̲ Here for comedic relief. I don't want to watch the world burn I want to watch implode. 𝓒𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵

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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Is this the new hangout spot?
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Have a look at my cute little ass 👀👀👀 😘
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Real.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I know it doesn't look like much but it's all that I've got.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Mondays are for sleep not for violence.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Heaven sent, Hell bent.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I'm socially active.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
When he holds me like a bowling ball 🥹💖
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
He's just a boy. But I am literally just a girl 🥺🎀
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Now that I've satisfied my insatiable lust I won't be back for another 6 months.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Yall out here posting suggestive things, I'm out here doing suggestive things 😈
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I think a gf with a big booty would make me feel better.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Do men braid eachothers ass hairs at sleepovers?
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I don't swallow I'm classy, I gargle and brush my teeth with it.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Cremate me with my vibrators it's what I would've wanted.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I could save alot of hassle by introducing myself as a sagittarius first.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Name something worse than buying a vibrator and coming back home to see "Batteries not included"
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Car guys hitting on girls: "Thats a really nice under carriage you got there"
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Girl dinners on me TN.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Help I've been booby trapped. I'm fine, I'm just on Bluesky.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Men use their foreskin for loose change and deposit it into the spank bank.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Me: I need an oil change. Mechanic: "Can I have your keys?" Me: Oh there is no keys. Mechanic: *blinks* Me: so should I stand up or lay down?
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
You could banana cream my pie. 🥧
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
*clicks tongue* NOICE.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Guys with small piss missiles be like "May I offer you a tic tac to freshen your breath?"
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Sorry if I didn't make it clear enough 🥲
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Come get wifey'd up and watch Howls Moving Castle with me, I'll be big spoon.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I feel like I'm in an unsolicited staring contest with all the tit pics on here.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I love how bluesky is like 'suggestive content' and it's a whole ass penis 🤣
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
This is just another app for me to fumble.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
The typing interface on here makes me feel epileptic.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Bluesky so eexclusive right now you need a wristband to enter.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Me trying to play nice with others
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Live, Laugh, Leave Threads.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I always think its wild how someone can go from breaking their ankle straight into drug addiction 🤯
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
If you think im ignoring you please know I ignore my own wants and needs on a daily basis.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I'm passive aggressive when I'm mad at you. Ill just leave illicit tabs open hoping you'll read them.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Being Canadian is like being robbed at gun point and still being apathetic for their situation.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Be kind to everyone.. there are actual people out there fighting the urge to be called a 'Good girl'.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
My personality is still downloading here don't perceive me.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Dipping your steak in ketchup is a jailable offense.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
You mean you don't dab your powdered donuts on your nose before you eat them?
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
You can't tell me Jesus wouldn't want me to get piercings when he has his hands pierced.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
"You're not the same." I wasn't the same person two business day ago.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
This could be us 🥺👉👈 What are you waiting for?
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Don't flirt with me, I have no self control.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I'm still posting this here, because this dollar tree clip is cute and deserves more attention.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I am the "let me know you made it home safe " girl in a I'm just going to fall asleep and let your mind spiral into the dark abyss world.
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Peanut @peanutbutterjellyj.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
If you've never eaten a whole bag of chips an considered it a meal I cant fw you.
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