Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Every time I go and stay at my partner Batty’s place I have to fight their 13yo cat for my spot on the bed because that’s where she likes to sleep (and she’s been here longer than I have). Woke up at one point this morning with her on my head because I was “on her pillow” 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Vacation went (mostly) great! Pros: did absolutely NOTHING this week. Cons: fell off a paving stone while tripping and accidentally managed to drop it on my foot 120 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Yesterday I was carrying a ladder on its side feet first and I didn’t like that so I flipped it over and caught it on my hip. It was so smooth and so cool and NO ONE saw it. I accomplished the maneuver and immediately thought, “Damn I’m so butch and so hot,” and it was a moment only for me I guess 040 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I love my wild, weird, and whacky life. Like what do you mean right now I get to listen to Howling Star practice while I pack a tea set away? And how I got here is such a journey. The tea set needs to be packed up from the catboi cafe cabaret club the night before, where I sold tea & cat treats 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Lmaooo So there’s a large group of Europeans here at the burlesque show I’m kittening at and they were staring at me. Making sure I’m not shirking my dollar daddy duties, I ask if they need anything if they need more ones etc. They tell me no, but they had a question 120 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Just applied for the Coney Island Clown Skool. Hoping I can improve my clownfoolery skills and I hope I get in 😖 010 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 19/05/2025“Most Likely to Succeed” to Drag Stripper pipeline 020 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 14/05/2025About a month ago I started listening to all the albums I have saved on Spotify in alphabetical order. I realized I hadn’t actually listened to a lot of the music I saved specifically so that I could expand my music tastes so I started the listen through 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Me: I want to start dating again. I have for a while and I don’t know why I haven’t been -looks at my schedule- Me: oh (Photo legend- red dots mean work) 040 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The best thing I’ve ever done is learned how to say no without having to explain myself. I’m a helpful person. I like to help my friends and my community when I can. I have a hard time saying no to doing jobs or favors when I know I’m able to squeeze whatever it is in my schedule. 120 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Hello my name is Peachy King and I like doing the drugs. I’m very experienced in the drugs I like to do, mostly psychedelics and other party drugs, and love to curate experiences for those who want to join me in doing Le Drugs. 100 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 06/02/2025One day I’d like to wake up and not be a part of a major historical event. Anyway here’s a song from 30 years ago that feels appropriate to us now open.spotify.com/track/5afJ5x...open.spotify.comWarJonatha Brooke & The Story · Plumb · Song · 1995 000 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It’s that time of year again. The parade tracker is back on my phone 020 0
Reposted by Peachy KingJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...404media.coDeclassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly ViralThe World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership. 12066669227301 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Wow I came back to a few new followers so, hello queens, kings, things, burlesquers, sideshowers, and performers of all kinds! My name is Peachy King! I’m a #dragking based out of New Orleans. I’m a nonbinary genderfuck Draglesque King. 190 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Hi I’m Peachy King a #dragking based out of New Orleans 052 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025#undercutproblems My undercut is too grown out and it’s at the point where it’s unruly enough to need to be cut. However, with this frigid weather inbound, I really don’t want to remove any head insulation so I gotta keep dealing with curls trying to make themselves known 130 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I am so blessed in my line of work. I get to do what I love as much as I want to. I get to watch my beautiful, talented friends make art on stage. I get to see audiences react to the art that is put on stage. 150 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Electric blanket got me preheating my bed when I go out for my ninite smoke 🤤 020 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Shout-out to Heidi who broke up with her shitty ex and kicked the karaoke party off with ‘Creep’ by Radiohead. She added custom lyrics about how he was creeping outside in the bushes etc and it was hilarious, unhinged, and very “fukken get him girl.” 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I might not be the best singer but goddamn do I love it. Makes me feel so good 120 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 07/01/2025It’s definitely become a new favorite thing of mine. My roommate/landlord prefers that I don’t smoke in our house which is absolutely reasonable. It just means that I have to go outside to smoke when the weather’s nice or to my car if the weather’s not. 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 05/01/2025A horror story: Get paid for a job in cash Tuck cash in belt bc you’re Doing A Task Finish task Gather things Get in car Take off belt Drive to friend’s house Go inside to cowork Realize I don’t have my belt on I don’t have my cash on me Oh no I’ve lost my wages Rush to my car Cash in puddle Fin 000 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My roommate got me this heated blanket for Xmas and it’s one of the nicest things I’ve owned. So cozy ♨️ 110 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I am applying for the new King of Drag shows because there’s finally a competition show just for kings and I thought to myself I have to sign up, even if I don’t feel confident that I’ll be chosen the first time round. 130 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Note to self: don’t get your flu shot at the beginning of tech week. You won’t get enough sleep and you’ll be fighting the vaccine for soooo much longer than you need to. You need a full 2 days of good sleep before you start something that intense after a flu shot 010 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I clean out my bong water regularly because @iloveleftylucy.bsky.social told me I deserve it 040 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Cutest thing happened to me last night. Went to my friend’s show at our home club- we had a film crew coming & she wanted the room packed & I was more than happy to oblige (it was a gr8 show as Allways). There was a cute group of star-struck queers around the corner of the bar where I was posted up 100 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 14/12/2024On this, the 14th day of December I have been sent to Whamhalla by @lovejustlied.bsky.social #whamageddon 120 0
Peachy King @peachyking.bsky.social · 30/11/2024For being one of those early 2000s comedies, I won’t say Dodgeball has held up exactly but damn you can see its influence. Try to talk about chaps without someone saying “assless chaps.” 100 0
