ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i hope whoever coined the term "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" gets royalties 010
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026boobs on a snake? that's it, the furries have gone too far 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026my top 3 most skipped emo songs: 1. mr. brightside 2. ohio is for lovers 3. welcome to the black parade 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026you're telling me it's mandatory to go to jury duty and do the census, but not to vote? 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026bees are a matriarchy, i remind myself as i suckle the remnants off the teet of the honey bottle 020
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i luv when you can tell that a cat just drank water 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026i don't spend beyond my means but i do eat beyond my macros 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026sorry for what i said when i had tegaderm on my tattoo for the fourth day in a row 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 28/03/2026who needs a garburator when you have a toilet and hate your landlord 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026microdosing luxury by allowing myself a quarter pump of bbw hand soap 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026gen z are unlikable because they have the incompetence of men of any age, but particularly boomer 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 20/03/2026economists are the chiropractors of the social sciences 001
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026introducing ai into tattooing is disrupting the whole ecosystem like an invasive species with no natural predators 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026manager tried to beckon me over like a dog meanwhile he was drinking out of a bowl of water 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 04/03/2026fuck respecting your elders, let me on/off the bus first because i know what i'm doing and won't block the doorways like it's my first day on earth 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026the usa should have a separate medal count for ice supporters since they hate immigrants and bipoc so much 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026what does a french blueberry say when he makes a mistake? i bleuet 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026who needs a gym membership when you work with lazy dummies 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026golden retriever bf? no thanks, too much shedding for me 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026why do white ppl stereotype east asians as being stinky and dirty when they're the ones with the yellow ear wax and body odour gene 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026forget love languages, what's your hate language? mine is forgetting your birthday 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026covering his mouth while he coughs is the closest a white man will ever get to shutting the fuck up 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026who tf thought it was okay to sell shoes with laces that are too short 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026you either grew up in a family that takes medicine when you have a cold, or in a "medicine doesn't make you less sick it just masks the symptoms" family 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 23/11/2025you thought of me, which is great except for the fact that i wish to be forgotten 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 17/11/2025neurodivergent woodwind musician from the sunshine state = fl autist 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025i have a colleague who is allergic to work. hay fever? more like pay fever amirite 000
Reposted by ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/10/2025We can't explain it, but putting a little line in the middle of a 7 is writing French. 5987065
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025doctors are just IT guys doing troubleshooting on humans 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025you know you're in your 30s when you can no longer get tattooed on an empty stomach 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025top three candies that happen to be seasonal or discontinued: 1. chewy gobstoppers!!!!!!!! 2. chewy sprees 3. nerds candy corn 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 06/10/2025algorithm should be officially considered a neodeity 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 04/10/2025i'm like a vending machine that only accepts hash browns instead of coins 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 04/10/2025got described as chill today for the first time in my life 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 24/09/2025when you feel a poop coming but it's not quite ready yet, i call that a stinkubation period 000
ᴘᴀᴍᴇʟᴀ ᴄʜᴇɴ @peachhen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025i just know that elastigirl was in chronic pain due to her undiagnosed hypermobility 000
