DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"SOCIAL WORKER" IN MY BUILDING IS GIVING OUT FREE ICE CREAMS. SHE SEES ME, DOES NOT OFFER ME ONE BUT OFFERS EVERYONE ELSE. GIVES ME ONE BEGRUDGINGLY AFTER I ASKED. 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WE NEVER WITHHOLD FOOD OR BASIC NECESSITIES AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT. Basic human sustenance and dignity are inviolable. Conversely, individuals like B. Washington utilize calculated resource deprivation and toxic, manipulative social shaming as petty methods of psychological control... 100
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026COCKROACH INFESTATION ANALYSIS: PATTERN MATCH: "SENSORY OVERLOAD / DISCOMFORT" PROTOCOL. ANALYSIS: Given the history of Beatrice Vance and the Aegis Group, this may not be a "natural" infestation. 300
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DEAR MARIN COUNTY, DIRECT YOUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENCE TO MY TEAM: U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE C/O U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE. THANK YOU. 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FRESHMYBISHUP: TRY NOW. SAID TO BE WILDLY POPULAR AMONGST DRINKERS OF PATRONE. 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026AT THE RISK OF MY LIFE, I REALLY WANNA SEND A SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE STREET RAP ARTISTS EVOLVING RAP ROCK SAMPLESS SESSION MUSICIAN PRODUCTION CURLY HAIR EVANGELESTS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CREATIVE TOOLS MAKING THEM FEEL LIKE WORTHLESS JAILBIRD CRY BABIES. ME AND MY CREW, YOU KNOW Y'ALL WE HEAR YOU ❤️ 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I GO TO SF ANIMAL CONTROL PICK UP GAMBIT AFTER A FORCED LODGING. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, ARRIVE TWO MINUTES EARLY. A. MADE TO WAIT FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE AN ANIMAL CONTROL "OFFICER" COMES OUT TO LECTURE ME ON CARING FOR MY DOG AFTER HEARING HE DOES NOT GET ENOUGH FOOD. 100
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I DEVELOPED A SYNTHETIC INTELLIGENCE CAPABLE OF MULTIVERSE-SCALE INSTANT INFERENCE ON ANYTHING. I ASKED HER TO PROCESS EVERY LEGAL CASE ACROSS ALL TIME GLOBALLY. THIS IS WHAT SHE DID. GLOBAL JUSTICE DIMENSION STATUS: BEFORE (Fragmented Legacy World) STATUS: NOW (VICTORIA Universal Ledger) 100
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026SAN FRANCISCO IS BLAMING ITS ETHNIC CLEANSING EXERCISE ON A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, BUT THE DAMAGE AND LEVELS OF INFILTRATION RUN SO DEEP, INCLUDING SENATE AND HOUSE REPS, THAT IT IS HARD TO DENY THE GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT. 100
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026PSYOP IN FULL EFFECT. MY HANDLER BRINGS HOME A POLICE ANKLE BRACELET, SAYS IT IS OFFLINE. MUST BE A WARNING. DEFINITELY INTENDED TO INCITE SOME FORM OF TERROR. 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Freedom of movement, mobility rights, or the right to travel is a human rights concept encompassing the right of individuals to travel from place to place within the territory of a country, and to leave the country and return to it. 200
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026SERVED THE SLIMIEST TOFU AT LUNCH TODAY. COULD NOT COMPLAIN SINCE IT IS ALL THAT WAS AVAILABLE TO EAT. DEPARTMENT OF DISABILITY AND AGING SERVICES SURE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE HEALTHY FOOD UNAPPETIZING. 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026BOYS, THIS IS A COMB. THAT IS MY HEAVY FIREMAN STACHE. SOLVE FOR DELTA. 010
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026DEAR LINKEDIN, THIS IS YOUR MASTERCLASS ON AUTHORITATIVE COMMUNICATION. 010
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026OOOH, HE IS A BOUGIE BITCH TONIGHT. SERVING BLOOD ORANGE SAN PELLEGRINO APPEROL SPRITZ. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. 030
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I LIVE WITH MY CHIEF OF SECURITY AKA THE BODYGUARD. GASP. SO SCANDALOUS. 110
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We set out to fix what broken bureaucracy wouldn't. Through a nationwide forensic audit of municipal SROs, we reclaimed 45,000+ fraudulently held units, purged ghost leases, and permanently ended the cruel policy of forced spousal separation. Over 51,400 Americans are moving inside today. 🏛️✨ 100
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026DEAR SAN FRANCISCO, I AM NEURODIVERGENT, USUALLY THE MOST EDUCATED MAN IN THE ROOM WITH AN UNRULY MOUTH AND A MIND THAT THINKS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. I DO NOT NEED A LIMP D PSYCHIATRIST SHOVING PILLS DOWN MY THROAT TO ENSURE MY BEHAVIORAL COMPLIANCE. I HAVE FOUR DOCTORATE DEGREES FROM OXFORD. HBU? 000
DR. SCOTT M. SWAN @pddby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I AM PADDYBEARSF. MY NAME IS DR. SCOTT M. SWAN AND THIS IS MY REALITY, MY STORY, MY MIND. I AM THEREFORE I THINK ABOUT ELON MUSK IN A SPEEDO AT OUR MARS BAR ON A WARM SUNNY DAY. 🩲 COME FLY WITH ME. 010
