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Hearse Whisperer

@pbrunson.bsky.social
2.7K followers 2.3K following 5.8K posts

Dad to 3 boys, Far-Left Liberal, Ally, AF vet, Cybersecurity 20+ years. 0 tolerance for stupidity or bootlickers. If you don’t understand 1st Principles logic or the difference between your opinion & facts, then stfu. All enemies, foreign and domestic.

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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 8h
I'd definitely like to see your over-under!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm old enough my first was a dick daguerreotype.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if my religion was taking children from religiously abusive households?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If we, as a country, had any depth or culture, Oprah and those two idiots (along with about 99% of all television) would even exist in the first place. We put up with mediocre trash and celebrated it, elevated it, and now we're reapinf what we sowed.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kin and lineage! He was just about to throw 'begot' in there.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How is this prescient!? Are you unaware of the Iraq war?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should just promise to impeach.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you file your TPS report in *triplicate*? [wink wink]
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
6 good reasons abortion should be legal
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
...As if telling your boyfriend, “I’m tired of waiting on you bitch, I’ll do this myself.” Finished it for you.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also, "One man's mother is another man's..."?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tomato, tomahto
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Glenn Danzig would like to have a word.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought the M in MCKV stood for Mother?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Of course you do. But tbh, having some of it drip on your chin isn't the worst look...
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just remember, you have to lick all around the base then up to the tip to keep it from dripping all over
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
She Cheerio'd when I nutted in the honey?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
She Tonied my Tiger until I said They're Great?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Looks like we got Tom Holland's replacement for Spider Man
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
These assholes ARE NOT trans women, you idiot! That's the ENTIRE point. Jfc, get a clue.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm always late to everything, dammit!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This jackass claiming he's transgender is OBVIOUSLY full of shit. Otherwise HE wouldn't be making it about playing in the WNBA.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Of course it is. We're a nation of angry bigots. But the misogyny and mocking you mention has nothing to do with people calling out these failed NBA jerks by "suggesting" they prove they are trans by undergoing HRT.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How dare I say the OBVIOUSLY LYING PERSON IS LYING? GTFO of here with your fake outrage, you fucking troll.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No one is suggesting they be literally forced to undergo HRT. They're making the absurd point to expose the lack of good faith in their claims of being transgendered.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thank god for his foot fetish, because we got Salma Hayek's scene in From Dusk Til Dawn because of it!
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Salma Hayek's Iconic Dance in Bikini
ALT: Salma Hayek's Iconic Dance in Bikini
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Her dad shoulda used a Trojan
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Guess what I gave your mom last night?
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Don't forget the BV
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Honestly, I don't even need to know why. That shit's completely justified after the last 10 years.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wanted it to match my, uh...contribution to things
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It never went below that here in WA. Barely below 5 at it's lowest...
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's justifiable homicide.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
America is a nation of pathologically sick people. Physically, mentally, morally. It's the inevitable outcome when you worship money while pretending to worship a non-existent god.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We're invisible, always have been.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's important to be reminded there is no heaven or hell. Which is why what we do here and now, with the one life we get, is so important. Lindsey Graham squandered his life and destroyed countless others and now he's gone. No heaven, no hell. Just a pathetic waste of 71 years.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're such a communist. /s
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
MTV Raps!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Always knew you were a true romantic at heart
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bettyjoe Crocker
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
These leeches should be subsidizing everyone else's electricity bill!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Made for spreading...
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*vowel* movement
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Either way, Emmitt is the GOAT!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Immediately checks if S Korea is scheduled for any Seattle games!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I never really thought we'd have another M's team with as many good guys as we had with Griff, Buhner and the rest, but man I absolutely love this entire group of guys!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
GOM🤮 Love it!
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I love when you post pictures of your....cat.
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Hearse Whisperer @pbrunson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Lick lady labia tonight
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