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Jeffrey Archer? Gyles Brandreth in black leather #r4today 
Someone find Nick Robinson. Tell him to leave his blow-up Thatcher doll and get down to the Tory conference #r4today 
Archer was definitely a great story teller #r4today 
Justin has lost his voice: he will be conducting interviews through the medium of interpretive dance! #r4today 
Thanks to the Tories the “country of Bazaljet” is awash with sewage #r4today 
Tory has discovered we need prisons #r4today 
I wonder if Israel has denied committing genocide. If only someone on #r4today could tell us 
If lethal injections are beyond the medical skills of US states can’t they revert to burning at the stake or hanging, drawing and quartering #t4today 
Burnham’s Dickie Attenborough moment is starting to wear thin #r4today 
I’m surprised #r4today didn’t get the Slithy Gove to interview Andy Burnham 
Tory Nick desperately trying to nail a triple lock label on Labour #r4today 
Let’s just change the name of the #r4today programme to “How do we pay for it?” 
When the rich people want their taxes cut no one asks how we will pay for it #r4today 
“HOPE”: how will you pay for it? #r4today 
“Mob rule applies” says leader of mob #r4today 
If City has been employing people illegally, would that invalidate their work visas? #r4today 
What do we want? GROWTH
When do we want it?
As soon as fiscally responsible
#r4today 
Do they know what “sumptuous” means? Doesn’t sound like it #r4today 
Will Burnham invite Trump to visit Manchester? He’s made everyone else go there #r4today 
Doesn’t Sunak realise the reason Truss beat was because Tories don’t like his race? #r4today 
I can’t believe there are many Lib Dems prepared to give Justin the time of day #r4today 
Everyone wants to hear the vision. #r4today
C’mon feel the noise! 
I don’t think Ed Sheeran is going to be asked to do our song for Eurovision #r4today 
“We” didn’t “win two world wars” by running away to Monaco at the first sign of a tax bill #r4today 
What do scousers think of AI? As good a place to start as any I suppose #r4today 
Funny how people want to restrict expression of “political views” when they’re losing the argument #r4today 
When you talk to God, who needs Google? #r4today 
Remember when we wore Bri-Nylon shirts? #r4today 
How many of these maniacs are working in the #nhs ? Who hires them? #r4today 
To summarise, Donna Jones has done sweet FA since she started moaning abt two weeks ago #r4today 
I’m in danger of agreeing with Pres Trump on this. Sounds like the big boys can’t keep up with the newcomers and want permission to swallow them up #r4today 
Try switching it off and back on again #r4today 
I’ve known some shelf fillers who would have been equally effective working from home #r4today 
Five minutes ago Webb was championing free speech, now he wants to silence Dianne Abbot #r4today 
Was that politics or an homage to Drag Race? #r4today 
Badenoch personifies the conservative trait of seeing no value in any opinion that differs from her own #r4today 
Sounds like Webb’s intro to this interview was written by Robbie Gibb #r4today 
NATS another privatisation gone bad #r4today 
Nothing more boring than tories arguing among themselves #r4today 
Beware a man with a trolley. He may be the antichrist. The end is nigh #r4today 
#r4today covering reports of a 1,000 year old battle sums them up 
Someone pass me that bucket, please #r4today 
When is someone going to tell Lord bloody O’Neil he is part of the problem
#r4today 
That’s all I need: Amol’s greatest hits
#r4today