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Philipp

@pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy

Newsroom nerd in Norway, previously in Germany. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ chaos.social/@pb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

[Slop, death] I suppose people mourn in all sorts of different ways, but I can’t for the life of me put myself in the mindset of someone for whom mourning means getting “AI” to slop out a condolence poster for a deceased king.

A sea of flowers, candles and Norwegian flags. In the middle, there is a printed, framed poster about King Harald V that looks superficially professional but with no thought put into it.

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Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

Same energy.

Screenshot of an email addressed to me by the Norwegian directorate for foreign nationals. The email starts “Hei, du har fått norsk statsborgerskap”, translated: “Hello, you have been granted Norwegian citizenship”

Birthday Party scene from the TV show The Office. A drab meeting room with beige walls decorated with a white paper garland held up with masking tape and a banner that reads “It is your birthday” in all-caps black-on-white Arial.

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Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

I dag er jeg blitt nordmann. 🇳🇴

Utlendingsdirektoratet (UDI) innvilger søknaden din om norsk statsborgerskap
Det betyr at
- du nå er norsk statsborger
- du kan søke om norsk pass ved ditt lokale passkontor
- du kan stemme ved stortingsvalg (hvis du er over 18 år)
- du ikke lenger har eller trenger oppholdstillatelse i Norge

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Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

@mntmn Does that mean MNT won’t be joining its competitors in this alliance from hell?

Seventy or so logos of mostly horrible companies like Palantir, SpaceX, Cloudflare and IBM under the heading “Open Secure AI Alliance”

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Philipp @pb.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

[“AI”] “And to show you all the things you can do with Claude, I’ve asked him to generate this presentation!”

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