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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lazy Sunday morning 😌
I wish I had a big nice diner breakfast, but noooooo, I have to get up and make something if I want it.  How oppressive
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Testing out a new phone camera the traditional way 😌
Oops! All Belly
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sure, why not
A flyer on a telephone pole reading “are you my doppelgänger?” with bullet points recounting an experience and a desire to learn more, with a proposed time to meet in a public park
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Entertaining myself while doing laundry on a Saturday afternoon
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Recovered Data.
Recombobulated Data from PIC season 3
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Love a Splash! Also would’ve accepted a Sport or Nite 😌
‘92 Ford Ranger Sport with top-tier tape graphics
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Monday mystery bruise?
I am so fresh at coming up with captions, I swear
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Have an extra-thicc Thursday
A front 3/4 view of a very fat shirtless dude with his hands behind his head because it’s hard to come up with a decent pose after all these years
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A visitor getting comfy 🐰
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Auto-generated captions must make it pretty hard for people who actually need them to understand what they’re watching But they *are* kinda funny sometimes
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Visited some animals yesterday!
Flamingos!Lion cub!Giraffe!Humboldt penguin!
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shirts-off lazy mornings when you take a random vacation day in the middle of the week are not bad
Another fat dude?  Literally groundbreaking
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy fat Friday or something, idk
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🌅
Cars and people in silhouette in front of a body of water at sunset
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy Tuesday ☀️
Fat shirtless dude
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trying to adjust to regular things after a few days away is feeling hard Also, happy Pride month
Pride flags at Cherry Grove
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Summer bod’s nearly ready ☀️
A large fat
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sea lion partaaaaaay
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This graphic during the Steve Buscemi PSA got me 😅
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(Tummy) Tuesday morning & creeping up on a milestone
A fat guy lifting up his shirt to reveal an extra-large belly
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
New fave reaction image just dropped (Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DXz6nuc...)
A closeup of the side of a sea lion’s head, with its eye turned toward the camera.  Text is overlaid reading “bombastic side eye.”
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’ll detail it with you
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I know some diet sodas are branded as “Light” outside of North America, but I believe Diet Pepsi was launched in 1964. Did they pivot to a new formula when the lemony Pepsi Light was retired?
Diet Pepsi launch ad
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Mental break time: tummy Tuesday
A shirtless fat guy. Probably fatter than you’re thinking.
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy new suspenders day 🎉
ACE bandage-colored so you know they’re sexay
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Monday WFH fits are shirts optional, btw
Fatty alert
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When someone hasn’t tagged their lewds and it’s just staring back at you when you’re scrolling idly through the timeline minding your own business
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Traditional Tummy Tuesday toll, ticked ✅
Fat guy in profile using an electric toothbrush
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The Internet says it’s National Pizza Day, so who am I to argue? Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Garlic teriyaki oven-fried chicken wings. Very tasty!
Homemade garlic teriyaki chicken wings on a plate
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pasta helps sometimes, you know
it fewd
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
🎵 Workin’ on my night breads 🎵
Homemade bread boule with a pretty decent crumb
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Took advantage of a sunny day in January to be off pavement for a little while.
A lake behind some reeds on a sunny winter dayA group of mallard ducksA small rocky beach ahead of a lake with the opposite shoreline and mountains beyondA gray squirrel up on its hind legs, wondering if I have food
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Serving that George Liquor energy Totally normal individual
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Wondered about that as well. It made me think of Riva & the Chorus from TNG- even down to how the delegation was dressed.
Riva and his Chorus from “Loud as a Whisper”
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Tummy Tuesday Time 🕣
A shirtless fat guy with a surprisingly blurry face
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This one turned out nicely. Might have a new dough recipe. 🍕
A homemade pizza on a cutting board.
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s amazing how these people can miss the point for uhh [checks watch] 60 years
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“You finally got off your ass before noon. Back at work?” How dare u
A “new steps trend” implying that I’m once again ambulatory after nearly 3 weeks of being one with the couch during vacation
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
That blurry time at the end of December when easy access to holiday treats is starting to become obvious
It’s cold outside; you’re allowed to spend all day eating cookies in your sweatpants
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I started this dough at like 1am so it would be ready to bake off in the morning, and it was 100% worth it
Homemade bread boule
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Precious cargo 🍩
Donuts!
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Tried a new dough recipe tonight. It was pretty decent 🍕
A homemade pizza
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
For some reason, when I stumble onto an episode of The X-Files on TV, it’s almost always the first season episode “Ice.” This has been happening to me for like 30 years, including just now I’m watching “Ice” for probably the 12th time
The best way to stop frozen, prehistoric, possibly extraterrestrial parasitic worms is by shooting them
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Another Tummy Tuesday, another snapshot under the “suggestive” tag…
A lot of tummy for Tummy Tuesday
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Successful Thanksgiving, I’d say
Throrougly overfed shirtless man
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Same vibe:
Screencap from the movie Anchorman, with Brick being asked where he got a hand grenade and Brick replying that he doesn’t know.
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hotel mirrors, you know?
Shirtless fat guy hotel mirror selfie
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Working on the winter bod.
A really fat guy lifting up his shirt.
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PawsButton @pawsbutton.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Welcome to too-short undershirt season
Belly peek
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