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25 | he/him | disabled stoner furry 🍁 chronically sick, physically thick ❤ @oreoowo.bsky.social ❤ store owner of Gateway links: pawbitey.carrd.co 18+ POSTING - NO MINORS 🔞

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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
was it this one?
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...im in canada you fucking idiots.
bluesky demanding i give them my age range because they think i'm in the state of texas and they're legally required to verify my age there.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me when clipping happens but it looks cool as hell
meme of an yellow emoticon with its eyes closed and a flat mouth. black text above says "I do not see it"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sadly day three of calfurry is done and dusted, but i can't wait for next year's con :D during the ending ceremony, they had a charity auction for @bcbreakaway.bsky.social 's 2025 staff jersey and well... biscuits and i won it! we donated over $420 to the Furball Forces Animal Rescue :]
a cropped photo of a black sports jersey with cream and brown banding at the bottom. the middle of the jersey has cursive font in yellow saying Calfurry. there is a sheriff star on the left signed by bcbreakaway that says staff in all caps. on the right is a lasso that has the year 2025 in the middle and a looping western font stating it is the inaugural year. the collar of the jersey is brown while the top has a detailed western yoke with drawn roses and a horse shoe in the center.a cropped photo of the back of a black sports jersey with cream and brown banding at the bottom. on the left of the banding is a Club Calfurry logo with a drawn furry black bull wearing a red bandana and yellow hat. in the center is the number 14 in large cream font outlined. the top continues the western yoke pattern from the front but it is simple with simple dashes along the edge. in the middle of the yoke is BCBREAKAWAY in all caps.photo at the con of a drawing someone stuck inside of a metal fire extinguisher box. it has a tv head waving at the viewer with an emoticon face looking like closed happy eyes and an open mouth. above it is the handwritten text JIMMYYY!!!photo of a dinosaur plushie sitting on a silver and black rollator handle. the dinosaur plushie is mottled green with a pale underbelly with arms wrapped around the handle.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
day two was a blast! ... but i might've drank too much because i'm hungover as shit today 🫠 so worth it though because we met a ton of cool people it was foggy as hell getting home though x'|
a plushie of Brian from Family Guy is in the middle of a hotel window at night, posed with his arms facing downwards. he is staring off into the distance, backlit by the hotel lighting making him look almost angelic.curved road with spotlights on the left side of the road going off into the distance is covered with a massive amount of fog, illuminated by car headlights
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
first day at calfurry with @oreoowo.bsky.social been super fun it's hard to take photos because of my rollator but the 90s theming of the glenmore inn makes it feel so cozy ft. terrible little creature i got by @portlypossum.bsky.social ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ naming them Loki
photo focused on a hand stitched possum figure held by a hand. the possum has a black fluffy body, a white face and a stitched on smile. its ears and nose are striped shades of green. the eyes are beaded.side view of a hand stitched possum figure being held by a hand. the possum has a black fluffy body, a white face and a stitched on smile. its ears and nose are striped shades of green. the eyes are beaded. it has a striped green tail with three large kinks in it making it look wavy.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sim crossing #secondlife ⊹ #slfurry ⊹ #slphotography
landscape photo of an ocean sunset taken in the video game second life. the sun is setting above a dark blue coastline with a line of reflected sun light below in the ocean. the sky is a soft blue with pale wispy clouds scattered about.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
raw shot in my workshop ´꒳` #secondlife #slfurry #virtualphotography
high quality screenshot from second life of an anthropomorphic green plushie with black thighs. it is wearing a cropped hoodie that looks like toothless from httyd. it is not wearing pants and the viewer gets a taunting glimpse of their genitals. there are two ceiling height windows in the background with 8 panels. on the left window is a cutout of the lash from valve's deadlock.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
brown mackerel tabby cat staring at the camera with wide eyes and open mouth. it looks very shocked at whatever it is seeing
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
yes, it'll pop up something like this if they have their moderation settings set to Warn instead of Show or Hide
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I LOVE DEADLOCK I'M NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING DEADLOCK RAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!
meme of a white haired cat yelling with their pink mouth wide open, the camera hiding their eyes from us. a white text bar at the top has black text saying "RAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in bold font
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
so very weird... #secondlife
screenshot from secondlife of a compaq computer and monitor sitting on a desk with a wooden door behind it. the monitor is lit up with a windows 98 desktop with 3 windows open. window one is cctv footage of a gas station and two customers standing impatiently at the freezer section. window two is jerma985 posing with "we are fucking under attack!" in italic font. window 3 is a white furry posing next to text saying "HOT SINGLE FUZZY DRAGONS IN YOUR AREA!"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
dialed.gg forgot to post this earlier, been awake over 24 hours now... ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
screenshot of dialed.gg website. i ranked 25,599 out of 176,894 people. my score was 45.43/50. the website blurb is "tetrachomat or obsessive? either way, maybe go outside."
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
can you not.
google weather app screenshot that is saying it is -16C in my area with light snow. small text says it feels more like -26C. a red box at the bottom sates we are under a winter storm advisory in southern alberta
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
didn't share my bowl of cereal with her
photo of a mackerel tabby cat glaring at the camera with a very unamused look on her face. her green eyes have huge pupils due to meds she is on.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
no context ref sheeting
cropped screenshot of a Hastings Entertainment mascot, a man made of different colored blocks with a flat texture, having a comic speech bubble saying "all alone on a friday night?" in front of it
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
alberta drivers when you don't go 40+ over the speed limit in a foot of snow
edited meme of a lifted truck with huge wheels and blinding headlights tailgating an undefined hatchback car
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
FML it feels more like -19C
screenshot of my chevy car radio telling me it feels like -10C outside
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
went to the mall today and saw amazing deals like this one
photo of a mario kart world case i took at game stop. it has a yellow sticker on it that says USED and a price of $99.99 CAD
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
ear privileges revoked for biting me cuz i tried to make the bed
a brown mackerel tabby cat getting her ears pulled back by a white man's hand while laying on a bed. her eyes are huge and goofy looking while her ears are pulled back like this. you can see pillows and sheets in the background.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
doesn't help that this little shit also screams at me nonstop because she's jealous of my keyboard 🫩
photo of a brown mackerel tabby staring just above the camera with wide green eyes.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
could u not (-15F for americans)
cropped screenshot of the google weather app saying my local weather is cloudy and it feels like -26C outside.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
a meme of a cat staring wide eyed at an IR camera. a white box at the top of the meme has black text saying "looks at you with my autistic eyes"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
kubrick staring into the camera is maple's favorite activity
picture of a mackerel tabby cat looking slightly below the viewer with blank, dull eyes. the tabby cat is doing a modified kubrick stare because she is a gremlin.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
it is def doable! i run an air purifier, use arm & hammer odor control litter, and scoop the box daily. can't smell it even after going on vacation and coming back being half manx she produces toxic waste so i can tell when my purifier filters need cleaned tho lol
front-facing selfie of a brown mackerel tabby cat having her ears pulled backwards for her to make an exaggerated wide eye look at the camera. she is a weirdo who likes it when you pet her rough like this. you can see part of a man's body in the background wearing a graphic hoodie and ripped skinny jeans who is grabbing her head gently.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
thinking EVIL thoughts... 💭
a small mackerel tabby cat looks off in the distance with a grimace on her face. her ears are tilted back and she looks grumpy as hell. she IS thinking evil thoughts.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
who comes up with this shit at lay's canada and can they keep doing it because it slaps hard
picture of Lay's Turkey Dinner chip bag. font is a fancy ornamental version to show it is limited edition.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
its so frustrating to realize how the american system just fucks everyone over on purpose... btw u can get the generic robax version for way cheaper and it works just as good ✌️
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
weed pen just died on me ✌️
mack truck from cars grinning with an open mouth at the camera with white font that says "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
fml canadian winter is here 🧊
cropped screenshot of the google weather app. the temperature is -6C but feels like -10C. the weather conditions are cloudy. at the bottom of the screenshot is a little chibi frog hanging up clothes on a clothesline in front of their mushroom house
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
lol, lmao even turbo intercooler line shit the bed at my physical therapy office✌️
picture of a 2015 chevy cruze with the hood open. coolant is spilled all over asphalt underneath it while the engine has white smoke pooling off it.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
its boypussy thursday nothing can go wrong ✌️
photo of vin diesel wearing a black sleeveless tank top and staring at the camera. on the left of him is text saying "It's Boypussy Thursday. Are You Boypussying?". Also for some reason it looks like Duke Nukem is half-transparent in the background with his arm thrown over his leg and staring off-centered towards the viewer
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
can life stop pissing on me for 5 fucking seconds
low quality photo of a black cat staring at the viewer with huge eyes that are wide as hell
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
bro i can't win with this fucking car
photo of an OBD II reader showing error code P0420. it states there will be a threat to essential system components if not repaired as soon as possible
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
having both narcolepsy and insomnia is a special kind of hell. fuck you mean i cant stay awake but i cant sleep either
screencap of a tweet. text at the top says "this is how i feel every day on this barren earth" while a photo of a puppy covered in mud with a disgruntled look is below it.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
low quality picture of a virginia opossum staring right at the camera while sitting on their haunches. the possum is blown out by the flash photography. Italicized text with a dark outline is at the bottom of the image. it says "i just need to lock in"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
screenshot from snapchat. a dark bathroom is illuminated by an open toilet glowing a neon teal green. the black translucent bar in the center of the screenshot has white text that says "Do not eat the shrimp from Walmart"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
TW Racism Since LL has shown themselves to be completely useless in this situation, I'm turning to #secondlife for help. A close friend of mine can't access their Linden Home due to constant griefing. Someone set rez rights to all on their home, which said griefer is taking advantage of. /1
page of clipped screenshots showing proof of a SecondLife griefer by the name of STinkee2 posting objects meant to cause seizures, racist caricatures, and identity theft to stir up rage.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
it feels so good to have a clean house until that post exertion crash hits you with a 2x4 🫠
photo of a brown and white striped tabby cat. the cat is faceplanting into a checkered blanket while their lower half remains standing. white font with black outline states "I will nap... *thunk* HERE."
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
took me so long that my phone is reminding me to take my morning stimulant but i am both shaved and CLEAN
a Vaporeon plushie with a closed smile on its face is hit by a giant stream of water. the photo is taken with flash photography to add to the humor of the photo
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what if you wanted to shower but POTS said no... 🥺
low quality picture of a human skeleton sitting at a pool. the skeleton has their legs submerged from the ankle down. white font at the top states "me waiting for it to pass" with an additional watermark on the left "@stopcallingdorablind"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
an opossum sits in red and brown leaves with a neutral look on its face. white text with a black border is in the middle of the picture and it says "it's finally autism"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
ok wake-up pity party over. spite, caffeine and way too much ibuprofen go
a white hamster sits in a pink barbie car wearing pink sunglasses. there are lens flare sparkles and bright bloom on the image. gradient font says "the horrors persist, but so do I"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
stubbed my big toe on my new walker because of the disorder that causes me to need it
american opossum screaming with a wide open jaw in a bit of a blurry image. white text with a black outline is labeled at the bottom of the image. it says [screaming begins again]
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i just wanted to eat my dinner.
chubby brown seal with big round eyes staring off center of the camera. white text with black outline states ":3 (full of rage)"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i love the dichotomy of secondlife you can take amazing pictures and in the same breath also make a shitpost
screenshot from secondlife of a weird orange and white avatar staring down at you. the neck almost looks like it is opening to eat something while a smaller orange elongated neck extends out to reveal a low poly head staring down at the viewer. white font with black outline says "NO BITCHES?"
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
ruth photo dump #secondlife
screenshot from secondlife. in the middle of the frame is a white human avatar wearing the ruth head. the ruth head looks off into the distance while having uncanny facial features. there is dramatic lighting making the foreground light stand out on the avatar.screenshot from secondlife. white masculine human points finger while wojaking at a furry zebra wearing a crop-top hoodie and boxers. the human has an exaggerated open mouth and is completely bald.edited screenshot from secondlife. cursed screencap of a blown out image involving an all white human with black eyes staring over the shoulder of the viewer with a black window pane in the background.screenshot from secondlife. a human is in the center of the screen with a glitching body. the neck of the human is elongated to an uncanny-valley looking ruth having a smug smile on their face. the human's skin is orange.
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
weed drink hidden in the fridge my beloved
ms paint drawn cartoon cat chugging a green monster while black text says *glug glug* off to the side
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
fml i'm out of weed + advil tonight with the worst fucking headache and chronic pain flare-up
blurry low-resolution image of a mackerel tabby cat staring blankly at the viewer while sitting in a cat carrier
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chives 🌿🔞 @pawbitey.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
💭 #secondlife tip of the day: if you haven't already, you should set up some graphic presets in your viewer of choice! being able to swap your graphic settings fast is super handy my presets are listed below as an example, but the sky's the limit for what you do with yours
screenshot from the Alchemy viewer depicting the Graphic Presets window. 5 graphical presets are listed in alphabetical order in this said. the list of presets is High Fidelity, Medium Fidelity, Optimal FPS, PBR On, Photography (PBR).
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