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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

You don’t have to finish, you just have to get to irrevocable You got this By “this” I of course mean a large prybar

The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Director: Now look thirsty, really leer at this player. Actresses: Cool. Cheeky, horny, evokes that one meme. Director: Now stick throbbing cartoon clip art over their eyes to change the joke to “bitches fuck for money.”

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Since others have abundantly covered the core of this imbecility … Guess neither Cornell nor Columbia could hammer the lie/lay distinction into you. Jesus these fucking people.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Please present the non-citizen voters who have occasioned this unprecedented emergency you empty haircut

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

In the words of a great genius of our moment Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

This is aMAZing Humans are pretty nifty sometimes

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

They do, but hummingbirds don’t nest in barren rock gardens

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

This is the coolest thing I have learned about this week I wish I could find a complete list of titles

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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Rightly so Many have had occasion to curse their creator, but this animal’s grievance exceeds most others

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Groomers report that F1 doodles are The Worst because they shed normal dog undercoat into a tangle of curly poodle hair, and their dumb owners do no maintenance combing. Put yourself in the position of a fucking WOLF with a hairdon’t that requires regular primping.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I will be over here on the other side of the 9’ fence

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Go rub your face in that tangled mat of hair and report back

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

(I think the researcher actually called them pu-wo or sumthin, scientists are Bad At Language)

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Been done. What we got here is a lightly gene-edited c. lupus because weird billionaire wants attention. A poodle has already fucked ‘em FOR SCIENCE and behold I present to you THE WOODLE

The photo is poor quality and brown-toned probably scanned from a book or scientific paper.

A fluffy dark furred animal is lying down facing a camera. It has floppy ears, curly hair, enormous paws, a hairy face, piercing light eyes, and an expression of absolute rage at its creator.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I reported as such but it’s a more sophisticated version, if so. At some point, reply bot and untreated delusional disorder converge and what better place than a “Jewish saint fan account?”

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

(I did consider that varnish had darkened, this happens and can yield to restoration, but look at that blinding white shirt. Nope.)

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I was torn between studying that question and the urgency of immediately blocking them and their little fwends. New Tankie just dropped? COINTELPRO? Yes, babe, there’s a WAY that current and former Mossad carry themselves and this is aspirational for some 3-letter bois.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Photographers: It’s just impossible to get Black skin properly lit, it’s just, photons, man, yer gunna be a dark blob People: What now? Painter: hold my beer YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN COVERED BY MANY OTHERS JUST ROLL WITH ME

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Do you have a source for that? Can’t find an attribution

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 07/04/2025

“If you want someone to wake up slowly, give them an education. “If you want someone to wake up quickly, take their money.”

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Mike Rowe was the vanguard of the Pol Pot MAGA and I called it decades ago. “YOUR kid should apprentice to castrate sheep with his teeth.” <ours will be at jesus college training as overlords> “Glorious Leader says make with the red heifer farmboy.”

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Instead of walking downstairs to my bookshelf to address a question about germinating older seed, I asked Internet for Human-Authored Website. Internet is inducing strokes. Internet is ALL lying plagiarism machine. Behold, beneath the banner of roasted coffee beans …

The image is of roasted coffee beans.

The lying plagiarism machine advises:

How To Germinate Bean Seeds Quickly? (Helpful Examples)

The bean seeds should be soaked in water overnight. This will wake up the seeds and make them ready to grow again. If you pre-soak your bean seeds, you will get faster results. After soaking your beans overnight, place them in a colander and let them drain for a couple of hours. Then rinse them under cold running water to get rid of any excess water that may have accumulated on the surface of the beans.

Rinse them again and dry them with a paper towel. If you have a dehydrator, you can dehydrate your seeds in the oven at 350°F (177°C) for about an hour, or until they are completely dry. (If you don’t have an oven, dehydrating in your oven will work just as well, but it will take a little longer to dry out.)

You can also use a coffee grinder or food processor to grind your seed into a fine powder, which can then be added to the soaking water and allowed to soak for an additional hour or two. Be careful not to overdo it, though, as too much soaking can result in beans that are too soft and mushy, and too little soaking will cause beans to be too dry and hard to chew.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

hoW cAN We haVe PRaXIs uNLesS BEv loSes hER meDICarE?

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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

This is high art

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I stared and stared because that wasn’t the question I must be misreading that what … oh oh no

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

TBH, I really like that jacket, certainly nicer than what I had for the rain , since my good rainwear all codes “public safety” and that’s not what I wanted yesterday.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Oh, and accusing me of antisemitism for detecting obvious goons at the protest is the smooth road to the nuclear block.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I didn’t think I was until today but welp

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

My friend and I were eventually doubled-over laughing at them like six feet away. I wanna say there’s no way they didn’t know we had made them, but also, really dudes?

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

The promised Feds at the Wine Mom march in Pixburgh. I’d have missed Boy In Black if Resting Mossad Face coulda turned it down a little. They were *so stealthy* with their silent look-nods and scanning the crowd and brand-new REI wardrobes. 3rd fed pretended to be with a family group, but wasn’t.

Wannabe Mossad fed does his Security Guy Posture, scans crowd for I dunno immigrants or panthers or some shit

Resting Mossad Face and his partner before they separated to vigilantly patrol the crowd of grampas, young families, unwilling goldendoodles, and anxious geeks for gang members from that there MST3K

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Who wants to play spot the fed at the Pixburgh March of The Wine Moms?

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I mean, a ram in the thrall of his troublepuffs has definitely tried to kill me, but I never contemplated being consumed either during or after. Chickens will eat anyone but are not equipped for a takedown.

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Oh, at least if a goon grabs my phone while I am videoing a black-bagging they can’t see my messages. That is something. Thanks!

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The Adequate A’Tuin @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Rose and Cole definitely saved me from being eaten by pigs. Every dog we have or have had probably has done so in less outrageous dramas. I eat pork and feed pork to dogs, that’s how we roll.

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