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Paul Tonkinson

@paultonkinson.bsky.social

Autistic or an idiot? Nope, how dare you? I'm both.

Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I generally use this place to throw some thoughts that amused me. But, sometimes I just want to say how incredible my wife is. She's so smart, kind, talented, and fit as owt. My best human.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

If I spoke about myself in the third person, could my pronouns be my actual name? Genuine question, not any kind of gender 'gotcha' or piss take.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

My wife bought microwave burgers for lazy lunches. She got the kind without cheese slices, as we already have packs of cheese slices. She then ate all the cheese...

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Got to mourn on Tuesday. Sadness over batter mix used to make pancakes instead of Yorkshire Puddings. A true tragedy of our time

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I had less shower gel in the bottle than expected, so I had to finish by bottom half with some of my wife's. Top half Lynx Africa, bottom half Lush's Snow Fairy. It's a confusing mixture.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I'm watching 1883, the Yellowstone prequel. It has a warning for product placement. What the Hell have they got I could buy now? Cola with cocaine? Shitty rifles? Hookers with multiple stds? To be fair, it's do live near Rotherham, so all are possible.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I broke wind. The dog looked at me in disgust, and then did the smelliest fart in history. Out winded by a small dog.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

We got a new hand sanitizer at work a few weeks back. It smelt far too like some of the beers I have enjoyed for me to be entirely happy.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I enjoyed the Barbie film, but I don't understand why Trumps renaming the Gulf of Mexico after America Ferrera

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I'm 44 years old and still struggle with child proof caps on medicine. I didn't realise they worked on mental/emotional age too.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I'd love to watch Muppets Harry Potter. Gonzo would be an incredible Snape.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Parsley on my waffles and beans, because I'm watching Hells Kitchen and don't want to be shouted at because of my lack of seasonings.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Watching Hells Kitchen, and I don't care how childish it is that I'm laughing every time @gordonramsay0.bsky.social says he's desperate to get his scampi out.

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Would a beaver steak count as a full 'surf n turf'?

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Either my dog or my wife has started peeing on the carpet during the night. She claims it's the dog, but she always seems to have a poo bag to hand, so I am wondering...

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Paul Tonkinson @paultonkinson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Well. Here I am I guess. Not that I ever used the other place, but I don't want to give any clicks or views to the Nazi scumbag.

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