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Paul T. 🧪🧬

@paultmorrison.bsky.social
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43 years of academic biotech DFCI/HMS ending with genomics 🧪 🧬

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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Operation Orange Chicken seems to be trending. No wonder Trump is number 1 on TicTac.
Operation Orange Chicken is trending.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Google trends for the word "hormuz"
Google trends for the word "hormuz" in early 2026 showing interest piling up around March 7, 2026.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Pam Bondi will not testify April 14. Is this why the Dow is heading past 50K ? Don't testify and go directly to jail and our 401Ks will rejoice.
Pam Bondi screaming her testimony about the stock market.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lady Liberty in chains. 2026, Ziptie handcuffs with a smile. Los Angeles. I don't think Sergeant Friday wouls smile. Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty photographer
Liberty in chains. 2026, Ziptie handcuffs with a smile.

Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty photographer
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Boston
Hegseth No Kings poster in Boston
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
2/12/2026 Bondi sure did distract from the #epsteinfiles by yelling.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
To distract from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles I thought for sure it was Pam Bondi getting thrown under the bus next. But Pete Hegseth might have just pulled into the lead. #NoKings today, then back up that bus on the Sunday talk shows.
Pam Bondi screaming at an Epstein victim that she should be grateful the DJIA was at 50,000.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Trump making NRA mad.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
#2026NewYearsResolutions #Whatisthatsmell #BeesI'mcoveredinBees!
My 2026 New Year's resolution. I will avoid arguing with shit eating flies.A puppy who was arguing with shit eating flies and her bee friends tried to convince her to stop wasting her time.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Or Kristi Noem as a one night dog sitter. A big nope on that. Wait, is that a $50,000 gold Rolex that Kristi is wearing while touring CECOT?
Kristi Noem touring CECOT in El Salvador while wearing a $50,000 gold Rolex.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's Release the Epstein Files Day. Do not be distracted by the demented carcass behind the curtain. It's just gold spray paint. It will buff right out. #Epsteinfiles
Washington Post photo of the renaming of the Kennedy Center.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dear #BlueSky. Could we find a way to stop #Caturday from trending every day? I like cats but is something stuck in the gears? And Disclosure Day. WTF? I thought it would be the upcoming deadline for the #EpsteinFiles. Nope. Does Susie Wiles comb Trump's hair? Let's get some serious #Trending.
Martha the dog enjoying a sunbeam.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
#Caturday has been trending for one week and I do not know who Phillip Rivers is except he might be leaving a grieving widow behind on Sunday. Am I having another stroke? Every dog has her day. Every day. Here is Martha.
The cold nose of a sleepy dog named Martha.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
How is it possible that 38% still approve of Trump? I asked AI if Germany still approved of Hitler after the war.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
They pepper sprayed the inflatable Frog. They handcuffed the inflatable penis. They arrest Hello Kitty. Canada should invade with inflatable beavers. #inflatablebeavers #Antifafrog #Hellokitty #inflatablepenis We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Chicago protest theme is bees.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Does the Portland frog have to wait a year?
Portland Frog winning the Nobel Peace Prize
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Today's Newsom troll. NDS syndrome.
NDS Syndrome
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It is possible that Trump is about to throw RFKJunior under the bus. I'm still staying away from the Oregon Trail.
You died of Dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
September 1, 8:15 AM: Move over Elon because Donald is about to throw RFK Junior under the bus. Operation Warp Speed was Trump's idea and it was brilliant. I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend. New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.
September 1, 8:15 AM Social post by DJT preparing RFK Junior for a bus ride.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Gavin trolling MAGA on Twitter is epic. But don't go to Twitter. Just search "XCANCEL"
Gavin Newsom trolling MAGA fans by mimicking Trump Tweets.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Maybe we shouldn't complain about RFK Junior so much since this dude might be on Trump's short list.
A Twitter post describing the genomic rearrangements that can occur in a build-a-bear to produce offspring with hybrid vigor.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Mike Johnson always reminded me of Baghdad Bob, "Nothing to see here. Everyone loves our leader!"
Baghdad Bob emoting
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
When is a conspiracy coverup actually a coverup?
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Will there be chickens with Tacos?
No Kings protest June 14. #Taco
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It's TACO Tuesday.
Donald Trump as various Tacos.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bees! Bees! I'm covered in bees! -Eddie Izzard Dandelions and some kind of minty creeping purple flower. #nomowmay
No mow May with lots of bees and butterflies
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#K2-18B clarifies. 100% tariffs on all goods to USA except smelly rotten egg DMS. No tariffs on fresh poutine to Canada and importing Canadians to protect them in trade war. Elbows up.
Canadian with elbows up protecting K2-18b.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don't think Adolf ordered wearing it but if you wanted to stay in favor ... front perimeter: EIN VOLK (SWASTIKA) EIN REICH (SWASTIKA) EIN FUHRER (SWASTIKA) [ONE PEOPLE - ONE COUNTRY - ONE LEADER]
Lapel Pin worn by Adolf Hitler's favorites
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Canadian with #elbowsup with #penguins.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The internet is full of suggestions. My google search is focusing on "Musk+Trump+Puppet" images. It got Bannon kicked to the curb last time.
Tump is Musk's puppetTump is Musk's puppetTump is Musk's puppetTump is Musk's puppet
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
DOW plummets over 1,300 points after Liberation Day I have turned to making posters for Saturday. What works on a make believe King? Point out he is not the king. A little truth with a touch of ridicule.
Trump as Musk's puppetTrump as Musk's puppetTrump as Musk's puppetTrump as Musk's puppet
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Pussy Willows and flowers popping. Taking a short break from buffing the kayaks and don't tell me it's going to be 28F and windy tomorrow that's fake news. I got my shorts on for the duration.
pussy willow field of crocus
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Only if the two sentences are separated by some negatives like never, nope, not on this watch or Bugs gets in a word.
Bugs Bunny says no!
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Too slow. It's not going under any of the bridges to Key West so you will all be gone byt the time it makes it to Marco Island
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Almost even with Miami and hugging the coast. It might do the same up the west coast of FLA because there is an off shore breeze and the ship is a huge sail with a iny but powerful tug way out in front.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Last night's lab dream was an upgrade from S35 radioactive gels to actual color chromatograms drawn by an HP pen plotter. I finally got through that hairpin. They always end as a nightmare with a researcher asking to sequence BRCA1, exon11 in 50,000 patient samples. I ask to see his checkbook.
P32 autorad of the recO gene with a nasty hairball of nucleotides that took more than a few weeks to get through.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I've said "holy shit, so cool 3 times already." This is a machine a core facility embedded in a cancer Institute might like. A core that has researchers who want answers right away, not the big mega Broad projects. Is the market just guessing or do they understand it? I think they understand. 🧪 🧬
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#Santorini is down to a constant slow rumble. Not even a rumble but a low constant hum. The bottom left donut is Santorini where Atlantis sank.No Minoans died on Santorini but likely were hit by the tsunami before they reached Crete. 1600 BCE and North shore of Crete got a 600 foot wave.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
in 1999 sitting in front of my favorite toy in 1999. A 10 foot MALDI/TOF mass spec. Not on my bingo card I would see one on Mars looking for organics. :-)
MALDI TOF mass spec. Matrix assisted laser desorption time of flight. Oscilloscope for tuning laser hits. Swingline stapler.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Before color photography was invented. Shit now I'm late ...
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You had on a dark dress with flowers. This is the piglet I ate. This might be a 2019 or so I'm actually running out to a meeting about outliers.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Were they on step 1 when they found these in July and now they are on step 6 and step 7 is when we get the spots in a lab on earth?
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
And now adding on the old fashioned way just clicking the speech bubble. nb. Bluesky really needs to add the ability to to edit. If they just allowed editing for 15 minutes we could remove a ton of mistakes Not Martha
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I used to do a stand up routine shaking my sister's dog the same way.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When I wondered if #AGBT25 was about to jump the shark it was before the NIH Friday night massacre of indirect costs locking in at 15%. Are the American scientists being told to refund their plane tickets? I thought China invading Taiwan would be the black swan event but did not see this one coming.
Black Swans at a Genetic Recombination and DNA repair conference, Rotorua, New Zealand. They are difficult to photograph because they are so black but they do exist.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Cocktails on the beach 25 years ago at Marco Island who would have predicted the next 25 years? My 2025 prediction: AI solves the last expensive part, clinical interpretation of an in utero genome for less than $25 and we link that genome to our dating site account for the rest of our life. :-)
Long forgotten tool used to sequence DNA.
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Paul T. 🧪🧬 @paultmorrison.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Spotted leopard did not pounce on Martha. It snowed and she disappeared.
Martha, a #Bahamian #Pot #Cake sniffing seagull poo.Martha, a Bahamian Pot Cake being attacked by a spotted leopard.Snow covered erratic.
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