paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I officially got boffa. . . boffa deez seasonal vaccines 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’d rock the fucking shit out of a tshirt that said: I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled Do I dare to eat a peach? 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026is this pharmacy playing a late era spoon or just a band that sounds like late era spoon 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"no, burn your ships" . . . I tell myself as I decide to pull the moldy old shower liner from the rings before having purchased a new one 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I guess now they're saying that no weapon formed against me will prosper? 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I want simply what all posters have wanted since time immemorial: to whine so bitterly the lord almighty himself comes down in a cloud to scare the crap out of me and tell me to knock it off but then also he certifies to everyone that I am blameless and gives me six thousand camels 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the used bookstore shelving a copy of "Defining Autism" directly in-between "Ship Models: How to Build Them" and "The Ultimate Guide to Hawaiian Reef Fishes" is an incredible bit 020
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the new Phoebe Bridgers album is a bummer; just consciously swerving into more juvenile subject matter, shallow sanitized imagery, and personal easter eggs designed for engagement on the most vapid corners of the internet I get I'm not the target but the songwriting is bad and the pandering is lame 100
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026why isn't anyone in hollywood exploiting the Prester John IP appropriately? 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have. . . what's the opposite of imposter syndrome; arrogance? 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026my local grocery store has started stocking a second, tackier brand of votive candle 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I should start wearing a Livestrong bracelet again as a bit 000
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I haven't been posting but trust that My Year of Pie continues apace bsky.app/profile/paul... 020
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Last night I dreamt the following tweets: [1] a post from a movie news account announcing a new Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes sequel with the logline "Robert Downey Jr returns as the famed detective; though the power of hypnosis Holmes and Watson share a brain." 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026my review of Flesh by David Szalay: "It was — okay." "Okay?" "Yeah." 020
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026in the American localization of Flesh by David Szalay a Jimny is altered to become "a small Suzuki jeep" The Truth is being hidden from us! 100
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 27/03/2026as a kid I always confused Come Together and Bad, Bad Leroy Brown because they were both songs about outlandish dudes 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I couldn't think of the last time Ive seen shoes hanging in telephone lines and now I'm worried I've grown soft and bougie but I've always been soft and bougie so what's changed? is this a downstream effect of sneaker culture? 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026truely dont get people who go camera off on a large work zoom; if I'm stuck sitting through this thing I want credit for being here 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026since the first of the month the apartment parking lot across the street from me now houses *two* sunshine orange subaru crosstreks tough beat for the original owner; like if a second ukulele kid showed up in class at the start of junior year 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 13/02/2026for some reason, I can't explain cold plays viva la vida has been stuck in my head all morning 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 12/02/2026my number one hater is the old lady at the local yarn store who has condescended to me for literally a decade at this point 120
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I suspect they may go to the Phoenix office but inshallah I will never return 020
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I'm just going to have to keep this set of mystery keys that lives in my backpack until I die? 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 03/02/2026there should be a model of pickup truck just called The Bull of Heaven 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 02/02/2026the man in the hotel room next to me is attempting the 'Wasn't Me' defense while his ¿ex? wife just keeps repeating "You were sucking on her titties! You had her whole nipple in your mouth!" 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Baltimore retains it's crown in the The Streets Of song franchise 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 29/01/2026unfortunately all I can do now is imagine a super tasteless super maudlin minneapolis themed reworking of the lyrics to Streets of Laredo 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026the east coast has forsaken white bread toast and it is to our detriment 020
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026the world needs a Dropkick Murphys cover of Same Love by Macklemore 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I tease my mother but I actually do need a little decorative plate to hold the tea steeper in my office and I don't own one so who's laughing now? 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 21/01/2026the hymn In The Bleak Midwinter was stuck in my head today and I knew it was time to pull this out 10/10 120
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026me casually asking this friend "have you heard that term 'YIMBY'?" today 030
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026has anyone written the definitive critical postmortem of the girlboss empowerment pop of the 2010s? 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026told a gen z today "I'm just like Timmy, I'm unc now" and it was a huge hit so I still got it 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026a guy who thinks @npr.org has become a useless bunch of chickenshit cowards but it's because they refuse to number their best albums of the year list 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 07/01/2026one of the great rabbit holes is the "wikipedia page for a defunct chain restaurant I've never heard of" rabbit hole 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026ive got so many opinions on how they should prune the street tree outside my office window 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 05/01/2026as someone who's now been a turtle neck guy for two whole weeks, do I need to get a chain? 210
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 02/01/2026This Is Wrong! parents who can't come up with a name are supposed to open to a random page of the bible and use the first one they come across 040
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026friendship ended with deglet nour dates; now dried apricots are my best friend 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025it feels like the perfect time to name a little kid Homer 010
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025today my uncle told me that he does not think in his entire life he's gone more than two weeks without riding in a car 100
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025'juncos' feels like a slur; the AOS should rename them too, just to be safe 110
paulthomas @paulthomas.bsky.social · 26/12/2025[me as a Capote type figure sitting with my legs crossed, smoking a cigarette on a late 60s talk show] Johnson professes his admiration for Columbo but in Wake Up Dead Man it appears he misremembers Peter Falk's catchphrase; he seems to think it's '. . . and another thing . . . and another thing' 010
