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Paul

@paulsaysthought.bsky.social
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He/Him Co-host, Co-Exec Producer for The Challenge Great Lakes Go Blue/One Pride Posting from the front desk Tell your favorite casting producer how charming I am.

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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I got too drunk hosting trivia night and asked one of my bartenders if her friend was into dudes and guess what… HE WAS. God maybe we really are on an upswing.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am back on Bluesky after a hiatus because I need a place to post my hilarious thoughts about politicians and talk about how insanely good House of Villains is
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If Mr Beast gets Jenna Lewis voted out, I will never watch Survivor again
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Saw my first Heated Rivalry “Good Luck Babe” edit so now I’m 🫠
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
SNL needs to have a warning when they’re going to put Marcello in a Christmas sweater with fluffy hair AND have Josh O’Connor and Ben Marshall kiss in the same episode. Can’t believe Christmas came early this year.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’m watching traitors pregame content and there’s no way this doesn’t end up with me having a confusing, yet diabolical crush on Ian Terry
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
JUST FOUND OUT LUCY DACUS DID LIPS OF AN ANGEL ONE DOWN BABY
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I don’t believe Boots is authentically military propaganda but I have gotten texts from like half the gays I know asking how I think they would do in boot camp so…
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Damn Sue Hawk caused 9/11 is a Survivor fan theory even I’ve never heard
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We all saw Robert Irwin’s ass in those pants right?
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
So sick of all these commitmentphobes bro, all I said was I wanna stand with you on a mountain and I wanna bathe with you in the sea 🙄
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is absolutely fucking disqualifying. We’ve been doing this with Trump for TEN YEARS now and he has never once come to the bargaining table in good faith. Please resign immediately if you are too unthinkably stupid to have figured that out yet.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
One of the most embarassing things about me is the way I yearn for the pommel horse guy
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Las Culturistas awards was a 10/10 for me. More water cooler tv! (The 2025 water cooler is your gayest group chat)
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Having my friends exist in their own weird subcultures is hard sometimes because I have no one to text about how absolutely gorgeous young Luke Bryan was
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
CBS is sending mixed messages by telling me to prioritize my mental wellness and then immediately starting a new season of Big Brother
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Having feelings for a man is so embarassing. Like the thing that caused all human suffering? That’s what you want to spend time with? Horrifying.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This couldn’t have been posted at a more appropriate time
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Just finished my first day back after Great Lakes and after getting a promotion and it went really well and the cute guy at the bus stop keeps looking over at me. Life is truly nothing if not a roller coaster.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Finally in an uber heading home from Baltimore and the driver apparently has cued up an entire album of saxophone covers of Whitney Houston. I, also, have nothing, nothing, nothing.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Every time I’m at an airport I seem to get in line behind a group of people discovering the concept of an airport for the first time. Of course they have a ton of liquids. Of course they have hundreds of electronics in their carryons. Tickets? Never heard of her!
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re a little seal girl living in a seal world and it’s so hard to get by cuz seals can’t even cry
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I’m one of the executive producers and cohosts for this game and can confirm it would be a highlight of your summer. Hmu for more info!
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Overcompensating’s commitment to showing me every male character’s butt has not gone unnoticed. Thank you Benito, you’re doing God’s work.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you don’t have Juveria on your Traitors fantasy cast, keep it
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’M NOT MATCHING WITH YOU IF YOU’RE THE PRESS SECRETARY FOR A RIGHT WING NUT JOB SENATOR Dating in DC is impossible. Men are horrible. Thank you for listening.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Redownloading Hinge always feels like something has already gone wrong
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’m 10 seconds into “Overcompensating” and they got it right. If you’ve seen it, you know.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Just saw two Mormons running for a train that was pulling away and one of them yelled “Oh Fudge!”. Life in the city is, as always, excellent.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The problem with going out one weekend is that the next weekend, people are going to be like, “Are you coming out again??” No. I went out. Last Friday! You were there, you should remember!
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Early 2000s pop punk featuring songs about kissing boys? Bet.
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I have an exclusive on the first official statement from our new Pope
Mystique saying, "Bitch, I am from Chicago" in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Honestly every party should just be me having a few rum and cokes and sharing my survivor hot takes. Why don’t more party planners theme around that?
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just finished Devil’s Plan season 1 anyone know when the next season comes—— OH WAIT
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Forever this. Genuinely as humble, funny, and lovely as you would dream.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Okay, after reading reviews of Genius Game I was ready for it to be extremely dense and complicated and it just…wasn’t? Okay maaaaybe if you’ve never seen Gyul Hap, it could be a little hard to follow, but the other three matches were so straightforward. (I really enjoyed it, btw, not a criticism)
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hot take: This might be an all time great Taskmaster cast
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I do not believe in silencing women except for the straight woman screaming at the gay bar. She can be the exception.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I’ve been seriously pitching for years that he’s the only man who could unseat John Cornyn in Texas. I truly think he could win by 3 or 4 points. Someone please forward this him, presumably via fax.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is heartbreaking. A beautiful, iconic queen and a reminder to give people their flowers while they’re still with us.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I always joke about finding a husband at an LRG, but watching these SC11 livestreams back makes me realize it will have to be while hosting or prodding and not playing bc I look a hot mess the entire run of this game 😂
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’ve been super sick for two days and I woke up with a pimple on my cheek so big it’s in my peripheral vision. I would just like to take this opportunity to reiterate to God that I am not one of your strongest soldiers, I should be sent exclusively easy battles, thank you very much.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It’s just after midnight and I’m realizing for the first time I had my underwear inside out all day. It’s a pretty good metaphor for how things are going.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Kim Petras could’ve written the entire Harry Potter series but there’s not a single transphobe on earth who could write “Coconuts”
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Only have 900 hours of Australian Survivor to watch before I can be caught up for Vs The World!
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If Canada’s Drag Race isn’t gonna use Stacey McKenzie anymore can we have her? Because her one season as host was iconic and we need more of that energy.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Troye Sivan on a “Physical” remix, Robert Irwin for Bonds, and the entire Warfare press tour. We really never ever ever stop winning.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It’s insane the way the reality tv contestants I had a crush on growing up have like directly impacted my romantic tastes as an adult. I don’t have the heart to tell half these men they have a corollary from 2000s MTV or CBS, but… they do.
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Comedy in its purest form
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Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People don’t talk enough about how Lance Bass has a stunningly beautiful bass voice
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