Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I got too drunk hosting trivia night and asked one of my bartenders if her friend was into dudes and guess what… HE WAS. God maybe we really are on an upswing. 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I am back on Bluesky after a hiatus because I need a place to post my hilarious thoughts about politicians and talk about how insanely good House of Villains is 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If Mr Beast gets Jenna Lewis voted out, I will never watch Survivor again 130
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Saw my first Heated Rivalry “Good Luck Babe” edit so now I’m 🫠 030
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 14/12/2025SNL needs to have a warning when they’re going to put Marcello in a Christmas sweater with fluffy hair AND have Josh O’Connor and Ben Marshall kiss in the same episode. Can’t believe Christmas came early this year. 120
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I’m watching traitors pregame content and there’s no way this doesn’t end up with me having a confusing, yet diabolical crush on Ian Terry 110
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/11/2025JUST FOUND OUT LUCY DACUS DID LIPS OF AN ANGEL ONE DOWN BABY 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I don’t believe Boots is authentically military propaganda but I have gotten texts from like half the gays I know asking how I think they would do in boot camp so… 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Damn Sue Hawk caused 9/11 is a Survivor fan theory even I’ve never heard 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/09/2025We all saw Robert Irwin’s ass in those pants right? 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 05/09/2025So sick of all these commitmentphobes bro, all I said was I wanna stand with you on a mountain and I wanna bathe with you in the sea 🙄 110
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 02/09/2025This is absolutely fucking disqualifying. We’ve been doing this with Trump for TEN YEARS now and he has never once come to the bargaining table in good faith. Please resign immediately if you are too unthinkably stupid to have figured that out yet. 110
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 09/08/2025One of the most embarassing things about me is the way I yearn for the pommel horse guy 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Las Culturistas awards was a 10/10 for me. More water cooler tv! (The 2025 water cooler is your gayest group chat) 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Having my friends exist in their own weird subcultures is hard sometimes because I have no one to text about how absolutely gorgeous young Luke Bryan was 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/07/2025CBS is sending mixed messages by telling me to prioritize my mental wellness and then immediately starting a new season of Big Brother 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Having feelings for a man is so embarassing. Like the thing that caused all human suffering? That’s what you want to spend time with? Horrifying. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 24/06/2025This couldn’t have been posted at a more appropriate time 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Just finished my first day back after Great Lakes and after getting a promotion and it went really well and the cute guy at the bus stop keeps looking over at me. Life is truly nothing if not a roller coaster. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Finally in an uber heading home from Baltimore and the driver apparently has cued up an entire album of saxophone covers of Whitney Houston. I, also, have nothing, nothing, nothing. 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Every time I’m at an airport I seem to get in line behind a group of people discovering the concept of an airport for the first time. Of course they have a ton of liquids. Of course they have hundreds of electronics in their carryons. Tickets? Never heard of her! 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re a little seal girl living in a seal world and it’s so hard to get by cuz seals can’t even cry 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I’m one of the executive producers and cohosts for this game and can confirm it would be a highlight of your summer. Hmu for more info! 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Overcompensating’s commitment to showing me every male character’s butt has not gone unnoticed. Thank you Benito, you’re doing God’s work. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 22/05/2025If you don’t have Juveria on your Traitors fantasy cast, keep it 071
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’M NOT MATCHING WITH YOU IF YOU’RE THE PRESS SECRETARY FOR A RIGHT WING NUT JOB SENATOR Dating in DC is impossible. Men are horrible. Thank you for listening. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Redownloading Hinge always feels like something has already gone wrong 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I’m 10 seconds into “Overcompensating” and they got it right. If you’ve seen it, you know. 100
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Just saw two Mormons running for a train that was pulling away and one of them yelled “Oh Fudge!”. Life in the city is, as always, excellent. 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 11/05/2025The problem with going out one weekend is that the next weekend, people are going to be like, “Are you coming out again??” No. I went out. Last Friday! You were there, you should remember! 110
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Early 2000s pop punk featuring songs about kissing boys? Bet. 000
Reposted by PaulMike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I have an exclusive on the first official statement from our new Pope 21056
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Honestly every party should just be me having a few rum and cokes and sharing my survivor hot takes. Why don’t more party planners theme around that? 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Just finished Devil’s Plan season 1 anyone know when the next season comes—— OH WAIT 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Forever this. Genuinely as humble, funny, and lovely as you would dream. 030
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Okay, after reading reviews of Genius Game I was ready for it to be extremely dense and complicated and it just…wasn’t? Okay maaaaybe if you’ve never seen Gyul Hap, it could be a little hard to follow, but the other three matches were so straightforward. (I really enjoyed it, btw, not a criticism) 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Hot take: This might be an all time great Taskmaster cast 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I do not believe in silencing women except for the straight woman screaming at the gay bar. She can be the exception. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I’ve been seriously pitching for years that he’s the only man who could unseat John Cornyn in Texas. I truly think he could win by 3 or 4 points. Someone please forward this him, presumably via fax. 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 27/04/2025This is heartbreaking. A beautiful, iconic queen and a reminder to give people their flowers while they’re still with us. 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I always joke about finding a husband at an LRG, but watching these SC11 livestreams back makes me realize it will have to be while hosting or prodding and not playing bc I look a hot mess the entire run of this game 😂 000
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’ve been super sick for two days and I woke up with a pimple on my cheek so big it’s in my peripheral vision. I would just like to take this opportunity to reiterate to God that I am not one of your strongest soldiers, I should be sent exclusively easy battles, thank you very much. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 21/04/2025It’s just after midnight and I’m realizing for the first time I had my underwear inside out all day. It’s a pretty good metaphor for how things are going. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Kim Petras could’ve written the entire Harry Potter series but there’s not a single transphobe on earth who could write “Coconuts” 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Only have 900 hours of Australian Survivor to watch before I can be caught up for Vs The World! 130
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 08/04/2025If Canada’s Drag Race isn’t gonna use Stacey McKenzie anymore can we have her? Because her one season as host was iconic and we need more of that energy. 020
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Troye Sivan on a “Physical” remix, Robert Irwin for Bonds, and the entire Warfare press tour. We really never ever ever stop winning. 100
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 03/04/2025It’s insane the way the reality tv contestants I had a crush on growing up have like directly impacted my romantic tastes as an adult. I don’t have the heart to tell half these men they have a corollary from 2000s MTV or CBS, but… they do. 010
Paul @paulsaysthought.bsky.social · 02/04/2025People don’t talk enough about how Lance Bass has a stunningly beautiful bass voice 000