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Pabts Blue Ribbon

@paulridesbicycles.bsky.social
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Certified forklift operator. Quieter than you.

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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Most remember a guy 82-0 ever? www.82-0.com/share?id=3ss...
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82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?
Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 24/04/2026
New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Tomorrow's April 25th, and I've got a perfect date planned. (I'm going to run a race and then eat a bunch of food.) I've also got plenty to make *your* weekend perfect, including a new cookbook, drinks, music, pets + more! www.actioncookbook.com/the-perfect-...
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The Perfect Date
It's April 25th, and the ACBN has food, drink, music, books, pets and more to make the most of it.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl Basketball school
Ten dollars for each victory in the most fun basketball season I can recallThanks, Paul! Your card has been billed $379.83Michigan basketball coach Dusty May hanging out in front of the MSU student section shortly before his team made them all very sad
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Flappy face Milo
Black and tan dog resting his head on my leg. His jowl is pancaked out to the right of his face.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Haven’t heard it for a few years, but “abundance of caution”
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This game is like a N64 vs a sega saturn
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
NBA players are so cool. Never fazed by the giant graphics appearing and disappearing right above their heads
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Can I get a rewards card that gives me like 10x points on medical expenses
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Can’t believe the Celtics are falling right into the Knicks’ trap again. Have they learned nothing
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
42.27+45.23+30.24+13.10 = 130.84
Only 16 more points until Ryan Day finally fulfills his promise from 2020. Maybe next year???A thanks for donation message above Spencer's big noggin
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
Three pumpkins that have been slowly decomposing in someone's yard since it actually was decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Happy 3rd Birthday Milo!
Milo, a midsize dog with German shepherd coloring but smallish floppy ears, gazes at the camera while lying next to me on the couch with his head on my leg.Milo contemplates my hand, debating whether to let it continue providing skritches or perhaps try to gnaw on it just a bit.Decision made - Milo looks fierce but blurry as the camera catches him with teeth bared trying to catch my hand for a quick nibble.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That's gonna help his ypc.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If a basketball player goes 0 for 2 from the line the foul shouldn't count. Call it the ball don't lie rule.
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Pabts Blue Ribbon @paulridesbicycles.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
Donation of 361.33 for Michigan in the Charity Bowl. Dedication reads: 27.20 + 34.13 of course, but we wouldn't want anyone to forget how many times in a row we've beaten the Buckeyes, so we'll tack that on the front.Spencer's big pixelated noggin
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