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Paul Waxman

@paulmwaxman.bsky.social
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Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet Pro/Am Dumbass Broken Toy Respect all gender IDs Respect SW Punch Nazis 🚫 crypto 🚫Illuminati Honest DM's ok but You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily

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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#TheColourOfMyCollarIs True
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#TheColourOfMyCollarIs What collar, mind your f*cking business. Are we gonna have a problem here?
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I booked myself to play at my own funeral. Since, "The Show Must Go On," Immortality achievement unlocked
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If sitting up in bed at 3 am in the dark, singing Missy Elliott to a Min-Pin is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs not my helmet or these cool thumbless mittens, They're just how you know.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hey y'all I need help for 4-6 more weeks before I will be cleared to find work. I know times are hard but please share this campaign. Maybe some kind strangers will take up our cause. Thanks!!!
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
While I was shopping, "Tempted" by Squeeze came on in the store, and I wondered it maybe someone had an app that suddenly started telling them what aisles to find a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a face flannel, pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes, and a case.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
In case you wondered why I keep posting my campaign. www.gofundme.com/f/help-paul-...
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Things continue to progress. Rent is partially covered and I hope to be current soon. My physical recovery continues at a moderate pace. I am walking nearly 1/2 miles a day so far(Not all at once.) gofund.me/7c861798b
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away. Now it look as though they're here to stay
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Literally the only thing the US should be offering Russia, is fair warning and a coutdown clock.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I won't advocate for k*lling them. Because that would be wrong and absolve them of their crimes. But a policy of double kneecapping every cowardly bitch Motherf**king ICE Gestapo Cosplay Contractor. Would ensure that they could live openly as the drains on society they already are.
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WakeUpNFeelGood @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
#IStirUpTroubleWhen The dog is around
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hey y'all. My recovery is moving along well, but I have a long way to go. I still can't drive, work, or pick up my guitar for long. Any help anyone can spare is appreciated. Sharing the link is also a huge help and costs nothing. I'll be back up and running and hopefully creating again soon.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The Trump plan for Ukraine dhould be viewed by the EU, NATO and the World as a declaration of war by the US against Ukraine and they should act accordingly.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Organic, Carbon Neutral Clown Posse
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hey y'all. I was able to get myself to a follow up appointment AND make a co-pay. I know it doesn't sound like much, but for a guy who struggles with basic daily needs and has been impoverished for so long it's a lot. Please help if you can, and share. gofund.me/cfaea7b13
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
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Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hello! Paul and Mini Boo are facing tough times after a series of setbacks, including a recent health crisis that has left them unable to work or pay rent. Every little bit helps as they work to rebuild their lives and find stability. Please consider clicking the link gofund.me/d531a6c76
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Donate to Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Paul Waxman
I'm Paul. I am not neurotypical, with multiple diagnoses. I am a musician and a… Paul Waxman needs your support for Help Paul and Mini Boo Rebuild Their Lives
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet The Toe of Pooh
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet A Rikshaw Runs Through It
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Recovering from bypass surgery is way less fun than when Jason Statham did open heart surgery on himself in Crank. That's for damn sure
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Double bypass yesterday. Oy what a week
A pic of me after bypass surgery
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Multiverse theory being what it is, the possibility exists of a timeline Identical to ours in every way except for the kid's show: Kukla Fran & Hubert. Now try to sleep.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Hey Y'all. I have just had bypass surgery. I can't work, can't even lift a milk jug or drive a car for six week. I'd really appreciate any help offered. Me and my dog are grateful for anything. Just sharing the link would make my newly repaired heart sing.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
GenX Challenge: 1. Watch Meatballs with your GenZ or Alpha kid/grandkid. 2. Convince them, for they will not believe, despite it being an undeniable truth, that it is an absolute real world depiction of a late '70s/Early '80s summer camp. Lenghth of challenge. Until sucess or death occurs.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I honestly never thought I'd live long enough to utter a phrase like, "I'm still completely numb around the graft site."
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Double bypass yesterday. Oy what a week
A pic of me after bypass surgery
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I survived the bypass. Whoo...ouch #bypass #ouch
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Come on y'all. It's not that the GOP and Christian Nationalists don't think food and health care are human rights. They're not unfeeling uncaring monsters. They just don't think of us as human. That's all.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
In winter, when the ice takes over and the plows don't run, people everywhere even those in danger from the same ice, grab shovels, salt, garden torches etc... and help their neighbors clear the ice... Get you a...let's say shovel Winter is coming assholes!!! IYKYN #FuckICE
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I #JustLearned that it's Twiki to wock a whyme to wock a whyme that's whight on time.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
#StopShoutingAndStart picking up your damn fingers before the dog eats them...again!!! Jeezus Lefty, what are we gonna call you now?
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
JESUS WEPT! Becky You can not seat #ThePotatoPeople all together. There is a brides side and a grooms side. I did not spend 15 hours and most of my margins planning this wedding only to have it ruined by flying interchangeable parts when both families riot over your "Potato head" Blindness. Racist.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#MockACocktail How bout a Slow Awkward Dry Hump Up Against a Temporary Barricade
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#MockACocktail damn it!!! This Gargle Blaster isn't even Bi-Galactic
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#MockACocktail Come on Harvey, our wives talk all the time. You could maybe slap a countertop.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#ifYouCantFindItOnTheInternet then create it and make it great but don't post it. Show one "Friend". Wait ten minutes, and check the internet again. Call a lawyer.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
#OddUsesForPumpkins
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The #1 cause of autism is birth.
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Why are the prettiest days also the shittiest days?
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#MyWarningLabelShouldSay Keep away from: open flames anything that could make fire power tools glass motor vehicles humans
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
has anyone thanked Time and the #PumpkinFührer for clearing up the location of the fourth hole.
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Reefgirl ⭐🇬🇧🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @reefgirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody Twerkle Twerkle little Arse
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#ASongOrMovieForUsingYourBody Lady and the Trampoline
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#ThingsILikeOrDontLike Things I like: None Things I Don't Like: All of them
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
So this just popped up and well...yeah...um...yeah yeah Thumper, I'll shut up now.
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