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@paulmurphyetc.bsky.social
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Writer, Game Designer, Loud Annoying Old Guy Shouting at Fascists - Creator of fictional atrocities. By God I will outlive that massive orange cancer.

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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations to us!
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Philomena Cunk. Obvs.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If Haley Atwell had just remembered she was Agent Carter, she would have been a lot more useful in Mission Impossible!
Haley Atwell as Agent Carter. She’s dressed in 40s military outfit and pointing a gun.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A doctor I would trust more than Dr Oz.
Gene Wilder playing mad Doctor Frankenstein in “Young Frankenstein”
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This thing is a mess! IMHO government employees should take better care of their vehicles. We the people are gonna end up paying to repaint that capsule, you know!
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lotsa dancing sharks.
Woman in an inflatable shark costume dancing on the corner at a No Kings rally. Her sign says, “Turn the files into Trials. Pay TSA not ICE.”
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Whoop! Freedom, Bitches! At the Hunt Valley, Maryland, No Kings Rally, March 28, 2026.
A dancing inflatable shark with a sign at the Hunt Valley No Kings rally. Sign: “TURN THE FILES INTO TRIALS.”People lining Shawan Road at the Hunt Valley No Kings rally.Long distance view of folks at Hunt Valley No Kings rally.Long distance view of Dancing Shark at Hunt Valley No Kings Rally.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Let’s go, folks! #NoKings
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Southern Pennsylvania. These are the early birds! I dunno what they are - daisies?
Some pretty yellow flowers blooming at the base of a tree in my front yard. I dunno what the hell they are. Ask my wife.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That show woulda been ruined by the installation of a stair lift.
Man riding happily down the stairs in a stairlift.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Where I am when I’m not on BlueSky.
Photo of an orange Pointer sitting upright on a padded metal chair. The dog (Ruby) is looking attentive and intelligent. ahaha.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is the most pathetic lame excuse ever spoken by an American President, and that includes “what ‘is’ is.”
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It was 75° in south central Pennsylvania yesterday. It is 37° today:
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oona thinks it’s all gonna be all right.
My dog, Oona. An orange and white American Pointer bitch of some years, she’s curled up dozing in an armchair. Like a boss.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Meanwhile, at the Republican Think Tanks:
A photo of a quote appearing in the “Times:” 
“When you put it all together, there’s a risk that this could trigger a lot of trouble.” - Desmond Lachman, Resident Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Me posting my hot take on Bluesky
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fair. You’re never too old for couture. Except maybe this:
Moschino red dress selling for $700 smackers. Short, colorful dress with blue print bow, purple shoulders, yellow and orange striped sleeves, blue belt, and on the chest two large orange breasts with red nipples. Also light blue buttons on a yellow stripe.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
F*CK, M*RRY, K*LL? (The “Welcome to Hell” Edition)
Photo of the loathsome character Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, The Two TowersPhoto of US President and Child Rapist Donald J. Trump.Photo of British Politician and Racist Asshat Nigel Farage
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
A b&w still from “Seven Samurai” showing six samurai. Dunno where the 7th dude is!
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Caution: You’re Not Jesus, Allen.
Caution sign with figure running on wavy lines.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bragg was a very crappy Confederate general who shot a bunch of his own soldiers and lost a bunch of battles. He was most famous for having only one eyebrow.
A photo of Confederate General Braxton Bragg, sporting one long eyebrow.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s fake. Sadly. Still hilarious.
Screen shot of a Snopes report that the post of Trump demanding that (dead) Queen Elizabeth II should pardon her son Andrew is fake. But hilarious.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you want to be spooky, the crabapple tree in my front yard died at the same time as when when my wife died. I left it there for critters and bugs. It’s been up for a year. It finally came down on its own in this storm.
An old, gnarly tree has fallen over in my front lawn. It’s covered in snow, as is everything else in the picture. It’s pretty cool looking. Like it’s dragging itself along by its branches.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There’s a stupid robot that roams around the supermarket looking for spills and maybe shoplifting. Someone put googly eyes on it and I want to punch it through the vegetable aisle. My dislike is visceral and surprises me.
Supermarket robot with googley eyes. Roams supermarket aisles. I am filled with hate!
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’ll take it.
Lara Gaga in a red t-shirt that says “Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary.” (Note that the text is kind of flat where Gaga most definitely is not, suggesting to me that maybe it’s fake? Hard to argue with the sentiment, tho.)
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
SHAME! I resemble that hairline joke!
Closeup photo of my bald pate.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Jackals get a bad rap. Pam Bondi does not.
Closeup of Attorney General Pam Bondi with her teeth bared as she shouts during Congressional Hearings.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The thing is, Bondi can bark and whine and obfuscate like a nasty little bitch, but she has no answer for this.
Pam Bondi in a Congressional hearing. Behind her are Epstein victims who the DOJ refuses to meet. Bondi won’t look them in the eyes.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is one of those photos that could bring down a government.
AG Bondi giving testimony at Congress. She’s sitting in the foreground. Behind her are 7 or 8 Epstein survivors with raised arms, indicating that the DOJ has not interviewed them. Bondi refuses to look at them. This could be from Nuremberg. Amazingly powerful.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The only masks DHS goons should be allowed to wear on duty* are them Mardi Gras masks on sticks. Let’s see them drag a Minneapolis mom out of her SUV while holding a stylish mask up with one hand. (*they can wear any kind of mask they want in prison.)
A picture of a Mardi Gras styled mask that covers only the eyes. It has fake purple feathers on top and a stick on the bottom. The wearer holds the mask in place with one hand.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Woah. Some natural beauty visible from my front porch.
A photo I took from my porch. It shows pink and blue skies from a sunset behind me. There are trees with bare branches framing three large pines firing up into the glorious sky.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In MY neighborhood, Friday is Release the Epstein Files day.
Photo of a box with “Prince Spaghetti” above a tidy plate of spaghetti and red sauce.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
There are 40,000 ICE agents, and 8,000,000 Americans on the streets fighting back. That number grows every month. Things are grim here, but not hopeless.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Out protesting the murder of an American mom by ICE goons this afternoon. Inside red York County, PA, our crowd was small but enthusiastic. For Renee Good. Rest in Peace. We’ll remember.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A short video of the crowd. It grew quite a bit later.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Greetings from the red city of York, PA. It’s 40 degrees, feels like 21. Windy, occasional snow. But, we showed up!
Old fart (me) in a grey hooded jacket. On Market St, York. Sunday afternoon, January 11. Looking chilly. Carrying a sign showing an illustration of Kristi Noem in her absurd cowboy hat. Says “BIG HAT, NO BRAINS.” And “ICE BARBIE.”
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My new Resistance hat! Heading off to confront the Man in York, PA. Probably only a small group of radicals will be there, but we’ll shout loud.
An old coot wearing a new woolen gray hat with a brim. Waterproof, he hopes!
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Renee Nicole Goode Mother, poet, wife. Murdered by ICE goon on January 7, 2026.
Head and shoulder photo of Renee Goode, a beautiful woman with long red hair and a sweet smile. She’s wearing a red gown that exposes her shoulders is and standing on shoreline in front of the water.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is my cat, Walter. He’s resting.
Walter, a grey and white kitty the size of a buffalo. He’s asleep, lying on his back on my brick front porch.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dogs are helping me watch TV by farting while they sleep!
A big leather chair in my living room. Ziva, my aging brown and white pointer, is curled up and sleeping like an angel! Meanwhile she’s farting like a longshoreman.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
My front lawn on a beautiful sunny day. Everything’s covered by a thin decorative layer of new-fallen snow.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Traditional Xmas Eve dinner out with siblings. Went to the Inn at Glen Gardner, NJ. Had an amazing meal of steak tartare and wild boar agnolotti (ravioli). Also beer and dessert. Noms. Food 10/10. Highly recommend. No notes. First time I’ve eaten myself sick in 40 years. 3/10. Do not recommend.
Chunks o’ raw beef on cream on toast. Some micro greens.  Wild boar agnolotti (ravioli) with smooshed winter squash, beet chutney, micro-greens,  and cheese sprinlklin’s. Hoo boy.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’m not. I’m Charlize Theron in that perfume commercial. You be Kirk if you wanna! 🤮
Ad for Dior perfume from 2011 (I think). Featuring an illustrated golden Charlize Theron in a golden gown walking barefoot toward golden fuzziness with candles I guess. A golden bottle sits in the corner. Text: “Jadore Dior” (Love Dior)
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Thank you, Canada! 🍁🍁🍁 Love, The USA
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Employment in the Trump Administration is really bringing out Pam Bondi’s character.
Pam Bondi looking hostile and angry and wretched but still, you know, mostly human, probably during a Congressional hearing.Pam Bondi a couple of years from now. (TBH a disgusting female ish monster skeleton babe I found on the internet)
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lol. That Pam Bondi! Whatta kidder!
A CNN TV image of a bunch of printed pages from the Epstein Files release. Every word and image on 100 pages has been blacked out (redacted).
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I mean, I knew Trump would make Reiner’s death about himself - because that’s what he ALWAYS does about EVERYTHING - but I thought he’d make at least an effort to hide his glee for a little while. That crazy old fuck.
Trump’s “Truth” about the Reiners’ murder at the hands of their son. It’s disgusting and insane. Not gonna type it in. You can Google it if you have the stomach.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Southern PA in the House!
My snowy front porch. Roughly 4 inches fell overnight.A snow-covered big ol tree in my front yard. About 4 inches fell overnight.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It’s the first anniversary of the death of my wife, Monica Postma. I miss her.
Photo of Monica Louise Postma looking happy.
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Paul Murphy -> 🦖🦖🦖 @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Post a closeup selfie if you’re so inclined.
Image of a black t-shirt with “DUE PROCESS FREAK” on it. You can see a bit of some weirdo’s white beard above it.
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