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Paul Eric Morris

@paulmorris.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee. Graphic Designer / Web Developer. I 🖤 techno + tech house. Hamster dad. Horror movie addict. Armchair archaeologist. Professional hermit. Canadian 🇨🇦

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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 5m
I got my ghost pillow! You’re right they hardly had anything. All Xmas now. I saw a cool skull at Marshall’s but it’s a but it’s a bit serious looking for a year round piece I was looking forward.
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 6m
I have a cat head I got from Temu and I can see the 3d print lines on it they photoshopped out in the photos 😂 I still like it though
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 56m
Oh wow they actually rediscovered Jesus’ teachings in the New Testament?
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 58m
It looked like a trap too
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
It’s like destiny! I’m sitting across from them right now while I drink a $7 flat white. Coffee inflation 😩
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
Ooo!
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
Marshall’s yep! Others I’m not sure. I don’t think so. Michael’s here is a craft store with a lot of stuff. They had Halloween back in July and when I went there this goth girl in front of me bought the last crystal skull 😆 She actually made an audible “Ohhhh!” when she grabbed it
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
lol yea in some of the stores here too. I checked and they are already sold out of the ghost lamps 😩
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 1h
Nerd 😂
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 21h
I gotta get to Ikea tomorrow to grab some of the halloween stuff. I could use a non-boring pillow cover
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 21h
😈🤘
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 22h
He is! So puffy and… orbular
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 23h
😂 That was an interesting "invocation"
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Powerpuff Girls: Ring Around The Satan
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂 Dwarf hams do this all the time. I don't know how they survive in the wild. I guess they just roll around curled up in a ball like a mini-panda
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The mayoral race in Toronto is on and this guy just blew it 😂 The booing when he shows he’s pro data-centers www.instagram.com/reel/DeNZ2ut...
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤯
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He also snacks all day and night too. He's a busy guy
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol he is. Up until 5 am running in his wheel. I wish the footage was better it was so funny watching him drift off
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no 😟
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The kinds of people this guy associates with 😂 It’s a dark comedy
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think my hamster broke He faceplant and 10 minutes later he’s still sleeping on his face 😂
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's easy to forget that France and UK can fire nukes from their subs at any time, anywhere 👀 All the more reason for Canada to keep moving closer to Europe if the US is going to continue to be a-holes youtu.be/CMPUAVKKK9k?...
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd get a giant one to use as a coffee cup holder instead of a side table
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yea the stunts she's done don't help! But honestly her face is just okay if you are talking about ideal beauty. She looks sleepy and kind of drugged up or something. Give me Scarlett Johansson or young Brigitte Bardot (in my dreams 😮‍💨)
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yea I kept having to put a napkin under my coffee cup because it spills all over the place the table shakes so much if I move! It's one of those "artisan" places that fills it perfectly in line with the brim so it's hard enough to get ot the table without spilling it 😂
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Absolute Digital Coffee Spill Trick
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unpopular opinion. Sydney Sweeney isn't nearly as hot as everyone pretends
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Words of wisdom
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂 That’s amazing!
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Passive aggressive way of telling them to fix their tables 😉
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ended up forgetting to take it with me. Oh well maybe they’ll keep it there 😄
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha I was trying a napkin but it didn’t work so well. It drives me crazy when the table does that
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s amazing 😂
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right? Or Delcy Rodriguez
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're always there waiting to get their "reward" in exchange for giving up sovereignty
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Opera as in they sing? That's hilarious
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huh that might be the first wrestling event I actually felt like seeing 😂
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yea good point. It would probably be AI generated for 1sr grade reading level if it were even made
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It does lol. I think she designs them this way on purpose. Like getting a hole drilled in your head while on ketamine or something. You don’t realize the insidiousness until the high wears off 😩
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It says something about what kind of person I’ve become, that a carry around doorstops in my pack for annoying tables at coffee shops.
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂 There’s no shame in it. It’s much cleaner!
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(You probably don’t want to google sitzpinkler)
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it’s Dutch but I’m pretty sure it was something about sitzpinklers and how she doesn’t date them
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Evil Laughing Cat
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uh oh. That's my cue to leave before I become collateral damage
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hij zal nooit weten welke beledigingen je hebt gebruikt! 😂 (Okay I cheated with google translate)
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yea west coast is gonna get the full effect! 🌊🌴
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cute Penguin Holding Dutch Flag
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Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Kyiv was really getting its bridges hammered 😮‍💨 Hope this helps!
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