paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was Fani Willis playing in the Iowa Hawkeyes game?? 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, his point was that he has his 'eyes' on the 'Hawks'!! 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He's at his most presidential when asleep 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Toronto Blue Jays chance of playoff success remains unchanged. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your skin is your largest organ. Not mine though. 100
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who is more stupid? Trump or his followers? 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump renames AI to SI. I'm looking forward to the swimsuit edition. 010
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Robert Kraft issues statement, hoping that the rift with Macklemore can be resolved so that there can be a 'happy ending '. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Exciting news, me and my ukelele have just signed up for Ed Sheeran's tour!! 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran: I don't do politics Me: I don't do musak 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So Kash Patel's girlfriend can now join the FBI?? 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wait, wait, wait , it's $5k 'doll hairs'. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 09/09/202685% of Canada's exports to the US remain tariff free. Trump can't even be an asshole effectively. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Google: we ingest geodata like lake names and have no ability to change it Also Google: we ingest your PII and monetize the shit out of it 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Canadians : the name change thing is ridiculous but it's still cool that millions of Americans now know where 'Peterborough' is. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Search for 'Lake America' on Google Maps and it returns Lake Ontario 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If it were Lake America, would it get a nice blue liner? I could maybe support that. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If it were Lake America, would it get a nice blue liner? I could maybe support that. 000
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paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Step 1 in her agenda is to learn what the Senate does 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Canadians: Gloves OFF!!! (but you might want to put some mitts on cuz it's getting cold in the mornings) 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026All I know is that Natalie Harp must have some super powerful anti-nausea medication 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Natalie is a whore. As is Marco and JD. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Functional toilets on aircraft carriers are DEI & woke!! 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Trump so fat it takes 3 airplanes to get him across the Atlantic 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Canada should break MMR up into 3 separate vaccines!!! And also make multi -vitamins illegal!! 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Then charged it $300 for unnecessary x-ray 001
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Homer was blind so maybe he wouldn't have cared about the skin colour of an actress? 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Trump not focused on issues stupid people thought he would focus on. 001
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Instead of complaining about our smoke, maybe just be happy that Canada isn't sending our diarrhea south? 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'm not unhappy our smoke is drifting south. We've been smelling their shit for years. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Kane was as much a factor as Trump's putter. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm somewhat regretting my application for Norwegian citizenship. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Folks, don't blow your whole fireworks package on the Lindsey news. I recommend 10%. 000
paulmadsen.bsky.social @paulmadsen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Graham Platner talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday. They discussed the deaths of their political careers. 010
