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Paulio 🥚

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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Donald Trump working out that hepatitis tweet irl.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Just been teleported 25 year back in time. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ah4c...
music.youtube.com
Life Is a Flower (Extended Version)
YouTube video by Ace of Base - Topic
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Got the Tancredi specials @vonstrenginho.espressi.no
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
open.spotify.com/track/1waLmk...
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Missing - Todd Terry Remix
Everything But The Girl, Todd Terry · Amplified Heart (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1994
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Yup. That’s gonna sting for a couple days.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Serves me clean right.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Thought it was a good idea to just keep me ankle socks on when putting me Timbs on to walk a two mile round trip to the library and back. It wasn’t.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There’s grown men and women on the other app with not a single pot to piss in, just a bad fall away from bankruptcy, actually praying for the £500b valued company Tesla. I’m almost done around there me.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Give me a comedy podcast over a stand up comedy special any day of the week. Watching someone or some people just sit around and be funny is way funnier than seeing someone trying - even successfully - to be funny.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bring back blooper reels at the end of movies!
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The only thing stopping me using Bluesky more is the timeline settings. Can I change them? I can’t be doing with opening the app and it’s at the most recent post and I have two scroll down but then if I want to see newer posts I have to do the same thing again. Any way to have it more like Twitters?
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter is going down more often than Superhead. Fuck that app.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Corrrrr blimey.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My talent is knowing for a fact who has ever smoked a cigarette in their life when they’re smoking in movies. Like no bitch you’ve never smoked a tab in your life. Sort it out.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Rewatching Top Gun 2 for the first time since the cinema. Absolute masterpiece. Blows the first one clean away. Bit mad they left out all the gay stuff though.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Think we’re witnessing the greatest tv show ever made with Severance right now. Easily the best sci-fi.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a way it’s good that Elon Musk exists because instead of me having to follow a bunch of accounts to stop my timeline becoming an echo chamber of everything I agree with, I can just follow him because every single day he’ll RT 45/50 of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just farted and me air purifier went from 3 to 87.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There isn’t a single Luigi Mangione meme that’s more than 2 months old. That’s crazy.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Halfway through The Agency. Cracking series. Jodie Turner Smith is the love of my life after I watched Queen and Slim but fuuuuuck me Michael Fassbender can act. He’s phenomenal.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yeah something new is being carved up for sure. There’s no way something historical isn’t coming with all the land grabbing going on globally.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Forgot to post my little girl turning 11 on the 14th. Still going strong. Still won’t let me walk her anything less than 15k a day. Machine.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sorry I’m English. Not that we’re much better. We won’t be far behind them though. I’m hoping to move to Holland or Canada though. Can’t stand our horrible little racist island.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Brilliantly put. Easily the worst country on Earth. They’ll collapse soon enough.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
There’s a major fucking coup in America. It’s all going on. Two South Africans apartheid babies on the rampage.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ah money to snitch on your neighbours will go federal in no time.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
America under Trump is like the Wild West. I give it a week before they’re putting out ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ posters for immigrants and gays. Easily the worst country on Earth.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Twitter, “oh so you’re done with that 30 second funny video, are you!? Well since that’s finished here’s a 9 minute Alex Jones one for you.” Almost every damn time.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
In 6 or 7 years we’ll be talking about Severance as one of the best TV shows ever made. Brilliant writing and just incredibly well put together.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Happy Severance week to all who celebrate.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Not saying Man on Fire is the greatest movie ever made. That’d be stupid. But there isn’t a single movie out there that’s better than Man on Fire because Man on Fire is easily the greatest movie ever made.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Might be the craziest movie description I’ve ever seen.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Luigi Mangione sounds like something Hermione Granger would say when she’s trying to turn a bag of leaves in to an 8 course meal for 3.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
New toys.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
First.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The downfall of the American empire will be studied like the Romans has been by our great grandchildren and I’m going to be there to hate watch it like it’s Arsenal v Man City.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Incredible how often Gary Neville keeps out-Gary Neville-ing himself almost weekly. Ballon d'Ork winner this year imo.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Two departments heads for a department of efficiency is incredible banter.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
June 2025 imo.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Thiel and Musks little lackey.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Exactly that.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Elon Musk isn’t making Donald Trump President. He’s making JD Vance President. Watch.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Dogs are great. Keeps well out my way whilst I’m working but casually strolls in and gives me a look 5 minutes before her lunch time wander with her little doodle mate.
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Paulio 🥚 @paulio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Bob Mortimer is on Bluesky.
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I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Coffee and fun
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