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@paulikas.bsky.social
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I just want to build distributed data systems, read books, and drink tea.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How will MAGA know what to think? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ivan Turgenev's "Execution of Troppmann" is a short essay, published in 1870, that gives a first-hand account of the writer attending a public execution in Paris. Turgenev's details how the drunk, unruly crowd turned a somber moment into a carnival. A deeply moving essay; I encourage you to read it.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tom Hardy releasing a rap album with a couple of members of the Wu-Tang Clan and reciting “Now is the winter of our discontent” in his Bane voice on one of the tracks was not on my bingo cards
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap."
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rob pike @robpike.io · 21/08/2026
A lovely analysis of what makes human-made things last. www.experimental-history.com/p/i-like-em-...
experimental-history.com
I like 'em thick
OR: an apology to my English teachers
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This level of discipline is something I aspire to
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ew
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
But would you want to sign up for the newsletter though?
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rob pike @robpike.io · 23/02/2026
STOP LAUNCHING CRAP WE DON'T NEED OR WANT It's staggeringly depressing how blithely they plan to ruin everything. Everything. I went to a dark site last week so I could say goodbye to the sky. Took a little hand-held photo and guess what? A satellite trail appeared. Just stop!
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 15/02/2026
Slop is the perfect word to describe the low-quality, high-volume, AI-generated content being thrown around. If you don't have time to write it, I don't have time to read it.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 09/02/2026
AGI is coming … as soon as our website comes back online.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Lithuanian Olympic uniforms by Issey Miyake for the 1992 games in Barcelona. This was Lithuania's first time in the Olympics after gaining independence from the Soviet Union. Fabric was cut and shaped using heat, not scissors or sewing machines.
Someone wearing a Lithuania Olympics uniform by Issey Miyake. There's a cape across the back that says "Lithuania." Also pleated, flowy sleeves, puffy chest, cinched torso, and close fitting shirt below the waist point. Wearer has metallic pants and white sneakers. The hood on the uniform is pleated, so it has lines everywhere. The hood is half zipped, so it's covering part of the person's face. Bunch of athletes in the Lithuania Olympics uniform. The capes across the banks say "Lithuania." There's a Olympics logo on the seat. Similarly shaped Olympics uniforms for different countries, so they feature different colors in accordance with those countries.
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Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com · 03/02/2026
Spent the last few days at a retreat on the future of software development, convened by @thoughtworks.com and @martinfowler.com. Excellent conversations and plenty of food for thought www.thoughtworks.com/en-us/about-...
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Spring 2026 Seminar Series: PostgreSQL vs. The World db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/spr... First talk on Mon Feb 2nd @ 4:30pm EST. We will alternate between a speaker from either a Postgres DBMS or a non-Postgres DBMS. Open to the public over Zoom. All videos available on YouTube afterwards.
db.cs.cmu.edu
PostgreSQL vs. The World Seminar Series - Carnegie Mellon Database Group
Every major cloud vendor now offers an enhanced, opinionated PostgreSQL-compatible database management... Read More +
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Time to dump ChatGPT! The latest model of ChatGPT has begun to cite Elon Musk’s Grokipedia as a source on a wide range of queries, including on Iranian conglomerates and Holocaust deniers, raising concerns about misinformation on the platform.
theguardian.com
Latest ChatGPT model uses Elon Musk’s Grokipedia as source, tests reveal
Guardian found OpenAI’s platform cited Grokipedia on topics including Iran and Holocaust deniers
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rob pike @robpike.io · 24/01/2026
The author @philipball.bsky.social has always written extremely well about science, but he has reached new heights in sheer beauty of publication with his new book, Alchemy. Also: it has a fascinating story to tell, one you might incorrectly believe you know.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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James Franco The GIF
ALT: James Franco The GIF
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"The most important thing Europeans need is to panic." yea duh. Should've panicked when Vance gave his little speech, or when Trump was elected, or when Ukraine was invaded... Baltics have been yelling about this for a decade+. The inaction is maddening.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
enjoyable little video on how wool gets graded and sorted IG community_clothing and campaignforwool
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rmoff 🏃‍♂️🫖🥓 @rmoff.net · 18/11/2025
A deep dive into Apache Kafka's KRaft protocol developers.redhat.com/articles/202... - Good article from Federico Valeri
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A deep dive into Apache Kafka's KRaft protocol | Red Hat Developer
Learn about the Apache Kafka's KRaft protocol, a consensus algorithm that ensures fault tolerance and consistency in a network of interconnected nodes
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Who would you be marketing for? Who’s payong you? Small data companies? Linear regression?
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New database leaderboard from Yellowbrick ranks the quality of DBMS optimizer estimates and plans. They only evaluate TPC-H for now and report results for Postgres + DuckDB + MSSQL: sql-arena.com/components/p... Repo: github.com/sql-arena/db... LinkedIn Group: www.linkedin.com/groups/15775...
SQL Arena Planner Ranking (November 2025)
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What, and just earn money and make a profit like some povel? How do you grow your stock like that into mega-unicorn? MORE FEATURES I SAY
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Our SIGMOD paper with our friends at Tsinghua + @wesmckinney.com + @pateljm.bsky.social on creating a next generation open-source data file format is out. F3 is a future-proof file format avoids the mistakes of Parquet. 📄 Paper: db.cs.cmu.edu/papers/2025/... 📁 Code: github.com/future-file-...
F3: The Open-Source Data File Format for the Future
SIGMOD 2025
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Anything your reading on C++ next after Bjarnes book? I’ve been meaning to read this one with a title that must be familiar 😀 www.manning.com/books/100-c-...
manning.com
100 C++ Mistakes and How to Avoid Them - Rich Yonts
Learn how to handle errors, inefficiencies, and outdated paradigms by exploring the most common mistakes you’ll find in production C++ code. 100 C++ Mistakes and How To Avoid Them reveals the problem...
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Ave Dominus Nox
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WIRED @wired.com · 22/09/2025
The tech industry’s embrace of President Trump has left many of us asking the same question: What the hell happened to Silicon Valley? On Sept. 23 at 11 AM, our WIRED experts get into it. wrd.cm/4mslR0k Have questions? Drop them below 👇🏼
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
That was the FT notification as well.
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Next week is the start of @db.cs.cmu.edu's latest seminar series: Future Data Systems @samarchdb.bsky.social and I are hosting speakers from leading systems in the datalake / lakehouse space. Mondays @ 4:30pm ET via Zoom. Open to the public. Videos posted to YouTube: db.cs.cmu.edu/seminars/fal...
Carnegie Mellon University
Future Data Systems
Fall 2025 Seminar Series
Mondays @ 4:30pm ET
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Because workers don’t get the benefits of productivity increases, the owners do. You’re either going to be paid for 3 days or be expected to produce more in 5.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Never have I ever met a smart person who gave two diddly dicks about IQ scores.
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Get in, losers. We're posting John Berkey spaceships.
A white, oblong wedge of a spaceship hanging in front of a dark blue moon or planet. It's profile is smeared out to the side in orange and red streaks, like it is just starting or finishing FTL.A white, naval-inspired frigate cruising over a planet lit orange and yellow by a sunrise. A shiny metal spaceship in front of a black and red space scene. The shapes are reminiscent of naval frigates and the Mon Calamari ships in Star Wars.A white ship made of curving, arced shapes, stretching out to the left as if the shape is being warped.
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Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com · 03/09/2025
This paper is pretty exciting. Near-zero-carbon steel production costs only 36% more than steel from a blast furnace (under reasonable electricity price assumptions); a carbon tax like the one in the EU is already enough to make it cost-competitive. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
sciencedirect.com
Assessment of hydrogen direct reduction for fossil-free steelmaking
Climate policy objectives require zero emissions across all sectors including steelmaking. The fundamental process changes needed for reaching this ta…
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Lord says no
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Technische Universität München @tum.de · 28/08/2025
How can #ELearning make studying math easier? 💡 Read our interview with Florian Lindemann from our Department of #Mathematics, on a new platform funded by the 2025/26 Ideas Competition, which supports #InnovativeTeaching formats: go.tum.de/989485 📷N. Neudert
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How a platform is transforming mathematics education
A new e-learning platform for mathematics makes studying easier for TUM students. What’s the idea behind it? Project leader Dr. Lindemann explains.
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Today is the new semester for @db.cs.cmu.edu's Intro to Database Systems! We're going harder into material than before. More challenging projects but you can use LLMs to help. We also have 10min talks each Wed from leading DB companies: 15445.courses.cs.cmu.edu/fall2025
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CMU 15-445/645 :: Intro to Database Systems (Fall 2025)
You want to know whether this is the premier course at Carnegie Mellon University on the design and implementation of database management systems? Well, it is. This course rips through data models (re...
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If the season goes sideways I’ll know who to blame
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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2025
Antithesis and Jepsen are releasing a glossary of terms useful in distributed systems testing: antithesis.com/resources/reliabilit…
antithesis.com
A distributed systems reliability glossary
A list of key concepts for building and testing reliable distributed systems, with basic definitions and deep references.
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Chris (Links) @links.chris.blue · 28/07/2025
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Effective Rust - Effective Rust
A collection of specific ways to improve your use of Rust
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Heard "Sun Eater" series is pretty good.
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Andy Pavlo @andypavlo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
At last @abigalekim.bsky.social's paper is out! Its the most complete eval of DB extensions/plugins ever. We analyze PostgreSQL, MySQL, MariaDB, SQLite, DuckDB, Redis. TLDR: Postgres extns ecosystem is fraught with footguns. Other DBMSs have fewer extns but less problems. DuckDB has cleanest API.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Yes that’s the joke. You get it.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Just waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson to come over and overly explain to you that Earth is a planet and not a star, so “slightly brighter star” is inaccurate.
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Simas @paulikas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Time to go to bed and wake up to the familiar scent of fresh horrors
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Alex Miller @alexmillerdb.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Periodic reminder that I have a list of database startups at transactional.blog/blog/2024-da.... If you're aware of any that I've missed (especially ones founded 2024/2025), please let me know!
transactional.blog
Database Startups
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