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Dammit Paulie

@pauliep.bsky.social
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Highbrow Juvenile. I be snob. Lovely geezer and beer perfucktionist. Wait to follow me until I am funny

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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 10h
Better to win the sloppy ones than lose the clean ones
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 10h
Ok Dark Side
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 10h
Sweep the leg
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 10h
Hit him harder
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 14h
MevMiss
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 16h
SUCK IT MATTHEW
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 17h
athan kaliakmanis
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 17h
That spin move 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 17h
Also funny that the camera guy/girl has zoomed all the way out so he/she doesn’t miss another long pass.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 17h
I love Dan Quinn but it’s hilarious to see him so pissed
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a catch by USC
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Endgame is still such an amazing movie.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Most of you will never understand how much this pains me to say. Let’s Go Miners!!!
Oliver’s flag football team
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whelp, I’m in trouble
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Infinity War to prepare for the re-released Endgame tomorrow
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s why the Rams traded him away
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I ain’t happy, I’m feeling bad” Is more than 25 years old
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bye-bye, an absolutely amazing cover of that track 
Bones UK I’m afraid of Americans
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m afraid of Americans 
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m afraid of Americans 
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe this is the start of the conversation to ban the death penalty
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well that’s one way to start
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Josh @starkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go cubs
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Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
ALT: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt fucking up is one thing. He also accused Smith of perjuring himself. He needs to AT LEAST apologize publicly for that
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ocean
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s as if Jimothy was a person. And racist.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Waters in the new AHS huh?
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning losers. Sigh.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That reminds me of the loss to the Bucs early last year, when the Seahawks’ entire secondary was out. It’s no excuse, but Seattle got right after that one and I expect they’ll do the same after this one.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get the W and thank the maker that Sam had this game to shake off some rust
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think Hawks/Commanders is on here and I don’t have the ticket yet. Sigh.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if humans gained super powers if we went to a planet with a red sun
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Loving WOULD be easy if the colors were like my dreams
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s all this iced coffee interview nonsense
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember Nada Surf?
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy fuck
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bojack being the highest animated is incredible
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feels like a lot of this AI discourse could have used some Ian Malcolm
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Ian Malcolm's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
Alt: They shouldn’t
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Japanese mascot culture is fascinating
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I work my ass off, please clap for me
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nut punch after nut punch after nut punch
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do yourself a favor and go listen 
Thanks, I hate it 
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had the same issue but mine said I had no Life
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really need a Nabers TD
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate things I can’t fix
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a reminder, coaches have a power over their team. In a lot of ways, you’re like another parent. Take that into account before you make decisions.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy is about thirty seconds from throwing folder paper with Squid Games Guy
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s crazy that American Horror Story did an entire season based on the cult that is MAGA, and if anything, they were too understated. They underestimated the psychosis.
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Dammit Paulie @pauliep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First down Arizona huh?
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