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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“You better speak up; I won’t wait.” Thank you for a fascinating summer, Melodrew. But thank you for giving me everything I wanted to root for this season, Melody Morris! Song: Rilo Kiley - “With Arms Outstretched”

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m so proud of Melody, man. So fucking proud. Thank you, Melody mfkn Morris . 🙏 #bb28

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bradley™ 🍂🌲 @mushqoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

NOW GET HOH AND SEND DEVENS HOME MOTHERDY #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I LITERALLY SPENT TODAY MOURNING HER 😭😭😭 CONGRATULATIONS MELODY F’IN MORRIS!!! #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve already made peace and eulogized Melody in my heart, but I would LOVE for her to tell me to eat shit. WIN THAT BLOCKBUSTER, MELODY!! #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thank you, Melody Morris. 🫶 Song: Okkervil River - “Unless It’s Kicks” #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I spent the day on Twitter, yall. I spent the day fighting with boy moms and misogynists. I’m tired. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wonder how many times Melody is gonna cuss in her Julie interview. “Man what the fuck, blockbuster at fucking final seven bro, fuck. How the fuck was I supposed to beat four men and Dee in that bullshit?” #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Everything we have ever known about Yash should’ve shown us that we was never going to protect the girls and would jump at the opportunity to form a new Minutemen. Melody or Taylor is leaving this week because of their #1 “allies”. Love comp beasts! 🥴 #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Barrett was fucking around and fell why would he do that 🙄 Anyways FULFILL THE PROPHECY YASHY BOY PROTECT THE GIRLS FUCK COMP EQUITY #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Let’s go, Yash. Fulfill the prophecy. Fuck comp equity. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The women and the old guy obviously had zero chance to win this fucking bullshit. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It must be demoralizing to realize you spent six hours doing shit but now that they’ve gone another hour, with no signs of quitting, that you had absolutely no shot to win this to begin with. Fuck comp equity era, am I right? #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I guess it only makes sense that Melody would get taken out on accident because she couldn’t beat out five comp beasts in her final week. Story of the “fuck equity” era. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Strategic genius Melody using her body to apply pressure #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

On the wall, the only person who never spoke and never got distracted and never readjusted their grip and never moved a muscle until their body literally gave out was Melody. She can do this. Melody for veto. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I had bounced off feeds because of the Barrett hour but I’m glad I caught some of that. That was really fun and cute. I hate how much Melodrew grabs again after I’ve been anti all day lmfao #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Remembering the memory wall by heart bodes well for the memory comps, but not remembering an instance of Drew making her belly laugh doesn’t lmfao #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I miss the Mallory-Melody rant sessions so much 😭😭 Those rants helped win them the votes, no matter how revisionist people are now. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Wait I wanted to hear Melody talking about how funny Taylor is 😭😭 that’s my damn final two and they never speak to each other, let me see something! 😭😭 #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I started watching Heavy Crown on YouTube and flipping back to the feeds if there was ANYTHING. Has it really been Barrett for 40 minutes??? #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Knorr! Alright Drew, you can collect your Latino card. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If Melody wins the double HOH (and if it’s true/false, she can), do we think she will put up Devens/Dee or Devens/Yash? #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That convo about the bad spelling was DEFINITELY giving Garden State holy shit. 😭 Goddamn it why are they being cute again I hate it so much I was already over them 😭 #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Barrett talking about joining the baddies seventh place club! I hope he doesn’t, but it IS a great group! Lauren, Leah, Blue (though he said America), Alyssa (though he said Claire) “They’re so hot! Do I WANT to be in the 7th place club?!” #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Barrett quoting Vince “I’m gonna be malnourished” LMFAO #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ugh I just realized that if Melody votes Drew out, Lala and Angela are gonna baby boy him and make Melody out to be a heartless harlot and not recognize the very valid game reasons she’s doing it. And we know Drew isn’t gonna do shit to advocate for her. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I hate when they put all four on Melody when she’s by herself. It just makes the tags hate on her more, even if literally everybody is doing the same thing. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Melody: “I’m so angry and I don’t have an outlet to let it out.” Taylor: “BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP! …. Stupid ass bird, bro.” This my final two yall. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Taylodee final three. Taylor and Melody survive all the men targeting and evicting each other and Dee works her social/strategic magic to navigate through the crossfire. Melody wins an HOH to tie Tay. Dee just has to win final HOH to win She bombs final HOH. Whoever wins final HOH wins. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I missed this update. He’s about to get Michael Bruner’d lmfao #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nomination time. Now I can finally go buy some groceries lol. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Melody/Barrett and Drew are on opposite sides of the house now, and that’s okay. Taylor/Yash want to keep them, not him. So they have to stick together. Especially if Drew is already doing what they don’t trust him for. And I get that he doesn’t have any other choice, but neither do they. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

These are way too many tears about fucking Angela. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Arkansas is on the east coast?” Taylor WHAT #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“If he goes this week, I don’t care” Barrett Me neither, girl. Me neither. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Drew already trashing Barrett and kissing up to the vets lmfao. Barrett and Melody are doing the right thing playing nice with Yash and Taylor this week And hell, so is Drew. FAP is done, Drew and Melody are on diff sides again, and everyone is to blame for it. And that’s okay. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know who can empathize with you about losing your best friend, Dee? Barrett and Melody. Remember when you got rid of her to “pull Barrett closer”? #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh look at that, Taylor trashes Melody the same exact way Melody trashes her. And you know what? It’s okay! Melody is gonna win the double HOH and take out a big target (Yash, Dee, or Devens) and now they’ll be even. And hopefully one of them wins again. Taylody will find a way to make it. #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah Yash, maybe you’re finally realizing you should probably do one on ones lol #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Isnt she in the bathroom? Still gossiping about Melody when she can hear them. 🙄 #bb28

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It’s the fuck ass face. @paulepissypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I love these jury house feeds-style alliance and story reveal conversations. 🥹 nice to get a little bit of this for levity. #bb28

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