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Lord Paul Crowder ACE

@paulcrowder.bsky.social
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I Direct and Edit docs. Emmy, ACE winner, Grammy Nom. Chelsea Faithful. Youth footy referee. Drummer The Automatics, previously The Adventures, Flogging Molly.

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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Armetis II tech crew repair the toilet system.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Eh Eye
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Rookies at every level of this club. From top to bottom. We’re a ridiculously expensive mid table club with very average players, a couple who can turn it on once in a blue moon, but basically average. There is nothing about this club the brings success. Winless for the upcoming decades.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Chelsea didn’t lay a glove on the Gooners. It was a pathetic performance.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Who?
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
💯
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
95% of them. And the owners.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oh no!! A player who never plays won’t be available? WHAT AM US TO DO???!!!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It helped with the next lego building.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s about as strong as a wet tissue.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Smell my cheese, you mother!!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
He’s gone in the summer.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
That’s Garnacho more like
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And O’Neill will be next in line for the Chelsea gig!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
8 from 19 this season. 40%.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Win rate this season? 8 from 19. His win rate was boosted by the Micky Mouse Conference League games against minows. False positive.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The offside law is ridiculous theses days. Where’s the advantage gained? #cpltot #epl
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’m as livid today as I was post match. There isn’t a single thing about this club right now I can get behind. Not one player. We were ok in the first half, but had 3 shots on target. Other shots all from outside the box. We’re just bang average. 90% of squad is Championship level. Some project!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Example? I remember Chick Hern talking about the “The fridge door is closed and the jellos jiggling” But no player made a “personal” thing about a cold celebration. “IF” they did a similar variation I’ve not seen nor remember it in NBA. Regardless Cole has made it his own. Owns the copyright. Pay Up
remember.now
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
He didn’t steal from hundreds, ya Wally. Rogers was the first to do it… Cole (cold) Palmer asked him if he could do it, they’re mates. Cole made it is own. Others started doing it, and Cole copyrighted it. It’s a winners celebration. As a gooner you wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The point is for EA sports etc who add these celebrations to their games, Cole gets paid. Many MLB and NFL players have done the celebration too.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
‘IF’ Pep leaves. Why would they go for a still much unproven coach? This is mere speculation created by Jorges Mendes.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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CATBOY HUSBAND @ CURSED DETROIT SPORTS @sportsgeek42.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
FUCK TODD BOEHLY FUCK EGHBALI FUCK BLUECO AS A LABEL AND AS A MOTHERFUCKING CREW GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB AND SELL TO SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WIN SOMETHING BESIDES A THIRD-TIER UEFA COMPETITION OR THE FAKE TRUMP CUP ONE DAY, YOU USELESS PRIVATE EQUITY SHITWEASELS
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Delap and Joao are, like Maresca, not of the quietly needed.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
He changes too much. Especially the back line. He’s just too inexperienced. Too stubborn, dare I say, too Italian in that regard? I don’t feel like he has the knowhow to take us to the level required to compete at the top level. Which probably suits the owners. Trophies are not a priority.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Bollocks, there’s a high of 82 today. We’re going to the beach.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
1st two albums were the only good ones.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It was 4-0
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Gusto got very lucky! He’s fucking gash as a defender. Clueless!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Normal contact after a fifty fifty ball… it’s a contact sport. Stop whining and learn the laws of the game. The correct call!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
He didn’t cost us any goals…unlike you know who!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
He’s still better than Dirty Sanchez
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The Ants are my friends….
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Chelsea made $300 million in sales this window, more than any other club, EVER. World Champs at everything!!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
youtu.be/b5ykNZl9mTQ?...
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Back-To-School Essentials | Sandy Hook Promise
YouTube video by Sandy Hook Promise
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Thank you, sir! 💙
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
We’re not signing Simons.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Fuck off!!! He’s a totally twat and would be better suited at a Butlins Crazy Gold tourney.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
And won????
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I lived with Stevie for a short while! While Stevie was making “Through the Looking Glass”
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You’ve mentioned 6 players… were have a squad 75+ …. Gonna need to sell more than that to get Xavi.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
How on earth can a raspberry be ahead of Trev?? Is this the special olympics??
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not hard to forget Fofana… unless you work in the treatment room. One of THE worst a acquisitions of the clownlake era after Potter!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Didn’t know he was a Honda owner!
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Because there was no reason to keep him.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My New Album Out Now!! Available on ALL platforms! crowderville.hearnow.com
crowderville.hearnow.com
The Adventures of Crowderville
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sorry to hear that… delays are the most frustrating thing about flying.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It’s 100% fake. Like your hysteria.
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Lord Paul Crowder ACE @paulcrowder.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Fake as fuck, He never said that and would never say that! You’re a twunt, Cynthia.
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