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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The guy who smacks the ball off a tee to kick off for the Green Bay Packers is named T. Smack.
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Sarah Jeong post with the thread marker saying "1/66"? Sounds promising...
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Mansfield Parkrun
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
 fipindustries on tumblr:

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general,
they're overdone and simply not as good as the original.
They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction’s always slurry when they rush the
complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn
it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they
keep just making more and more, please someone stop
the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable,
they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable,
in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i
cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think this is my first time in the top 25%: I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jul 16th 2026 (Tricky), in 04:26 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"A Simple Desultory Philippic (or How I Was Robert McNamara'd into Submission)" by Simon and Garfunkel.
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
AJP Taylor had a definition along the lines of "the next major geographic barrier outside the actual border."
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
They Might Be Quite Large.
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Heard in an office once: a software engineer on a phone call, panic-stricken: "I've got to go, the Sales Manager is holding a soldering iron."
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Ooh, comfy handbasket!"
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@oldenoughtosay.com Corgi racing!
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My timeline yesterday, I'm guessing just after the Ravens missed a game winning field goal, (@arif.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social )
Arif Hasan and Mina Kimes "You've got to be fucking kidding me".
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
One mistake through reading "to the left of" as "immediately to the left of." I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 11th 2025 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 cluesbysam.com
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"Should that be ==?"
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Reskeet with a favourite book from your childhood.
Star Rangers by Andre Norton.
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paulclarkeuk.bsky.social @paulclarkeuk.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
And then there's the version of this theory where Star Trek is Federation propaganda and Blake's Seven is rebel propaganda, hence the latter's lower budget. (Originated by Pete McCutchen, I think.)
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