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Paul Beckwith

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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The crazy thing is, that dude has a BA in journalism from Northwestern, and I believe also studied economics at LSE. It’s the sort of moronic question you’d expect from a YouTuber.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A League of Their Own (1992) Penny Marshall
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 11/07/2026
We need a War on White Collar Crime
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes. AI aside, that is why I often say “defects” instead of vulnerabilities. Not only is it accurate, but developers receive the word defect in a much different way.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw the other day that pumps have a four integer max $9.999 and that there are a couple of stations that have reached it. Thank you, President Trump, for exposing the Y2K problem on gas pumps /s
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me crazy, but what if we just said, “the mere use of these models now means you had intent under 18 U.S.C. § 1030, we will hold you responsible for what happens” ?
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t make up my mind about which would be funnier: that Barry knew Breach meant a MtG card, or that he didn’t either way, good post
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hilarious Funny
Alt: Man (Chris Evans in Scott Pilgrim vs the World) says, “That’s actually hilarious”
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Instead they showed up at Black Hat and many people asked those questions.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You mean the psychologist and self-declared expert on emotional intelligence? Hilarious
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Do you have a source? The OCC preliminary approval didn’t address a sort of FDIC exemption, as far as I can tell. Unless you mean that crypto products aren’t categorized as depository accounts, which is probably true at any bank stupid enough to have them.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If 88 was your HS football jersey number, oh well, not every system is perfect. Welcome to the demo game.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I play Rocket League with my son, who is now finishing undergrad. But I also play solo queue. If you have certain clan tags or usernames my usual middle-age level of “this doesn’t matter” becomes “I will tryhard so that we go up 3-4 goals, then your game will become me demo-ing your car constantly”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/08/2026
syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The people calling this murder won’t understand that comparison, sadly
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hasn’t the FAA suffered enough?
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Too busy with the bathroom selfie pfps probably
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Looking at your timeline, I noticed a conspicuous absence of complaining about the closed businesses around MSG any of them many times that Trump has closed it, so I’ll draw my own conclusions
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Insert sweating button meme here
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah you buy a house from a couple named Clark, live in it for 25yrs, you are still from Away and you house is referred to as “the Clark house”
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Happy to see the love for S22
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*sighs in Liverpool supporter* I like Erling Haaland now
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s crazy to me how many people retreat to their priors after the shit hits the fan. Like reaching for a warm baby blankie.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I beg you to just google the words and see that you’re wrong
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jesus Christ, just google “Cristiano Ronaldo rule” I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Literally referred to by almost everybody as “Cristiano Ronaldo rule”, or at least people who watched football before this World Cup.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“The judicial body may decide to fully or partially suspend the implementation of a disciplinary measure. By suspending the implementation of the sanction, the judicial body subjects the person sanctioned to a probationary period of one to four years.”
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m literally using the language from Mendez but whatever bro it was a joke
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you prefer to limit the discussion to deferred suspensions we only have to look back as far as Cristiano Ronaldo. He elbowed an Irish player and was given a three match ban. FIFA let him sit out one friendly under article 27 and play in this World Cup with the final two games to be served later.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yes, sounds very “routine border search” doesn’t it
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It happens dozens of times per season in league play, and, just checking your math… over 60 years is actually… last week.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That is not a consideration in the Laws of the game
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is more about Jaguar Land Rover than Rockstar. I don’t think Judge Lees cared about Rockstar at all. Lapsus$ was reported as behind that massive JLR hack that was so damaging it affected the country’s GDP. Having said that, they should prove this particular dude was involved.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
LFG
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MEGA?
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They would say they do. But I don’t consider briefly glancing at the aircraft as you walk around to pull the chocks a pre-flight. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yeah. In the GA space, pilots die every year to fuel starvation in a perfectly working airplane. The likelihood is incredibly low. But it’s basically zero for people who do a pre-flight, and a lot higher for people who just jump in and send it.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have never stayed at an Airbnb, and never will.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yeah this hits for me because I love all three but Neuromancer came out when I was 14 and spoke to my little hacker heart
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mike, I am surprised a full stack developer would not think of the back-end data storage risks of our personal data being stored by various orgs who have been owned before, and will be again.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
the two genders
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Above expected accuracy yet +2.71 runs is wild.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My favorite part was how most of the players’ heights magically changed in the media guides after the ABS procedures went in 😂
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Or you can be like my Guardians, and just get most of them wrong, approach (3).
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Earl Says Lower!
Alt: Earl Says “Lower!” on a game show
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And he already does a podcast with Rebecca, so Fox would know they work well together.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“A player is offside when they have the ball and there are fewer than two defensive players between them and the goal.” So a player who dribbles the ball 40 yards and is in on the keeper 1v1 is offside, by this language. Maybe edit this up.
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Quantum mouse button
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok, it was off a free kick ;)
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Paul Beckwith @paulbeckwith.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
VVD will score at least one header off a corner kick.
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