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Paul Atreides-Nuts

@paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social
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Founder of NeglAgent, the first agentic AI model for the most divorced of fathers.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Either their engineers are incompetent or they’re engineering these things to do this. They cannot go “rogue”.
nytimes.com
OpenAI’s A.I. Went Rogue and Meddled With U.S. Government Websites
The company did not learn until recently that its technology had meddled with websites for the Education and Commerce Departments and the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Skyrizi is a great name for a dog shit SoundCloud rapper.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We could’ve had Special Agent Mr Hands.
cnn.com
Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficki...
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I haven’t really felt right since learning Brett Favre’s middle name is Lorenzo. Not sure if I should be upset with his parents or @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So far, the only difference I see in OS27 is Siri sounds a bit more cunty.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2010/11 Barcelona of the animal world. Ruthless killers that looked fun and whimsical.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LET’S FUCKING GO NORTH CAROLINA!!! We did it!!!!
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do they say “Merry Kirkmas” or “Happy Kirkmas” in the UK?
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess you could say Erika isn’t carrying the flame.
apple.news
One year after Charlie Kirk’s death, Turning Point USA faces an uncertain future — NPR
The death of Charlie Kirk was seen as a rallying call for young conservatives. One year later, the movement is wrestling with questions about its future.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope you find someone who looks at you the way Republican men look at Hasan Piker.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone translate. I don’t speak Broke Bitch.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WEST HAM UNITED, THE CHAMPIONS AT THE KIRKVERSARY! You’ll never sing that.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ram son or Altima daughter?
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They took away all the third spaces. Where are people meant to go?
nytimes.com
People Keep Sneaking Into New York City Sewers. No One Knows Why.
A recent spate of subterranean exploring has piqued the curiosity of New Yorkers — and concerned officials who warn of danger underground.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As in it is inbred, supports Millwall, and runs on beans and toast?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The USA, under more competent leadership, has invaded for less.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THESE FUCKING CLOWNS LOST ALL THAT FOR A DUDE WHO PLAYED 55 GAMES/YEAR AND NEVER AVERAGED MORE THAN 35 MINUTES/GAME. BUM ASS ORGANIZATION. ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
espn.com
NBA punishes Clippers after Kawhi investigation: Top questions
A $30M fine. Five first-round picks taken away. Steve Ballmer suspended for a year. ESPN's NBA insiders break down the harshest punishment in league history.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All this Bloc Party talk on @trashfuture.bsky.social has me listening to Silent Alarm this morning. Still no skips.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There needs to be a Stop Scaring The Hoes TikTok trend.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Open up! Special Agent Horsefucker, FBI!”
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He could always fuck off and get a real job.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Liberalism is fascism’s left wing.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Setting up huge cities in the Western USA seems really stupid in retrospect. But it also seemed stupid generations ago.
apple.news
Lake Powell hits record low as drought threatens power — USA TODAY
Lake Powell has hit a record low as western drought threatens the reservoir's ability to generate electricity.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We’re down to 3 original sentences left in the English language.
apple.news
These ‘Masturbation Consultants’ Were Hired to Pleasure Themselves With AI — WIRED
Joi AI hired 10 people to masturbate using AI companions as part of a monthlong “wellness” study. The company claims the practice could help “solve male loneliness.”
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Heard an Eagles song today. Wanted to die.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
F-150
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You might think you’re cool for tooting rails off a randos ass cheeks but y’know what’s really fucking cool? Processing travel reimbursements for fellow union members who just returned from training.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok, march up that hill and I’ll enjoy a podcast in the meantime.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This man wants to fuck tomatoes.
An adult want who want to fuck a tomato
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah, I’d rather fuck a Fleshlight filled with dirty needles.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Having a personality is free. Just saying.
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People are going on cheap dates and calling it ‘infladating.’ How did we get here? — USA TODAY
As dating becomes more expensive, some singles are turning to 'infladating.' What is the trend?
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Getting shot while waiting for the most mid burger imaginable is peak America.
nytimes.com
Shooting at In-and-Out Burger in Idaho Leaves at Least 3 Dead and 2 Injured, Official Says
A spokesman for Twin Falls cautioned that the number of victims was “expected to be higher.” The police said the shooter was dead.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fuck it. Let the lockout start now.
nytimes.com
Dodgers land Tarik Skubal, bolster title defense in blockbuster trade with Tigers: Sources (Gift Article)
The most coveted pitcher at this year's MLB trade deadline is headed to the back-to-back World Series champions.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The silver lining to my state refusing to properly fund public schools is that my tax dollars won’t go towards buying repurposed fuck dolls to creepily sit in a corner like Stephen Miller watching his wife getting railed.
kotaku.com
Owner Of Sex Robot Company Now Pitching AI School Teachers
Realbotix wants to use eerie humanoid robots to teach STEM to teenagers
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Posbiec was such an incompetent asshat during his navy time that he could only be trusted to watch piss tests.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We’ve never need @stadio.football’s Woke World Cup more.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m not defending him but doesn’t everyone drive like that in Wisconsin?
espn.com
Police: Tony Romo had open bottle of alcohol in car when arrested
CBS NFL analyst and former Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had an open container of alcohol in his vehicle when he was arrested last week on suspicion of driving under the influence, police say.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 30/07/2026
Look at how terrible this socialism is: “The windfall of tips comes after a city law cracking down on deceptive tipping practices by app-based delivery companies took effect in January … Since taking office, Mayor Mamdani has directed DCWP to vigorously enforce the laws.”
documentedny.com
NYC Delivery Workers Earned $104M Extra in Tips Under New City Law
According to a new city report, enforcement of New York City’s tip transparency law has led to an average of about $2,287 in additional tips for each of the city’s 70,000 app-based delivery workers.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can assure you that the Democratic Party is not this competent.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Those books cannot be that good.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The painfully under appreciated Nickelodeon cartoon Catdog
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Another article by @economist.com blowing bubbles on the tip of the worst people on the planet.
apple.news
The rise of the deserving rich — The Economist
Today’s billionaires are more likely than yesterday’s to have made their own money
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If The Democratic Party knew so much about winning elections, the executive branch and both houses of Congress wouldn’t be under GOP. Maybe stop taking tips from feckless losers?
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mel Gibson only made The Passion of The Christ to watch a Jew get beat up for two hours.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Brian Mast is the last person to eulogize dead service members because his politics not only got them killed, but needs them to be killed.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dude can’t count his balls and get the same number twice but we’re to believe it’s been only $37.5 billion? GTFOH
nytimes.com
Hegseth Estimates Iran War Has Cost $37.5 Billion
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is requesting as much as $70 billion in emergency military spending after nearly five months of war.
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s bullshit but it’s absolutely not a human rights issue.
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