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Paula 🫘

@paulaknox.bsky.social
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I can’t believe Clownstick von Fuckface won. Again 😡 🏳️‍🌈 #Ally #feminist GenX mom, dog rescuer, lifelong democrat, daughter of Irish immigrants 🍀 and landscaper extraordinaire #goodtrouble #teamshelterdog #leguminati 🫘 www.gardensofedenlandscape.com

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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My adult daughter, who does not live in my house anymore, just texted me to save her some of the roast I made in the slow cooker overnight. Said she was going to take some last night when she came over, but it wasn’t done yet. This all happened while I was sleeping
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NEW YORK!! Queens specifically, Valentino needs a home and look how fucking cute he is 😍😍
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So where should I start you guys?
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BLACK FOLKS DON’T HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sitting in my house with the music so loud that my father, who lives a block away from me called me to tell me to turn it down 😂 #almost60forfuckssake
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Angie Wilson: I'm A Grown Woman
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is my very favorite SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT ever!
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is that motherfucker dead yet?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/07/2026
If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just found out that I’d have to go all the way to fucking Malaysia to hold a raccoon and Clownstick von Fuckface isn’t dead yet. Today sucks dirty hobo ass
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Fuck Today
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rewatching Ted Lasso because the world is awful and have reached the point where Nate goes to West Ham and my god that guy sucks dirty hobo ass
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Rebecca Welton Asks 'Am I Wrong?' in Ted Lasso
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Check out this super informative video on the recent court ruling on conversion therapy! If it seemed confusing to you, you’re not alone and this will help clarify.
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
@muellershewrote.com, is Cannon’s order appealable?
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy #Caturday from the fellas, Sir Waffles and Kuromi
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hey everybody, I found the child rape apologist Let’s give him the treatment he deserves 😇
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Friends: While ICE leaves cities reeling and families scarred by their violence, Republicans want to fund trump's gestapo instead of funding healthcare for millions. Let's get 1,000 quick reposts and replies with #FundHealthcareStopICE to make it trend. Please and thank you! 🙏💪
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@secvetaffairs.bsky.social I wanted to take a moment to tell you personally that you are the worst, next to Clownstick von Fuckface of course- which makes sense, since your head is planted firmly up his ass. Have a horrible life you knuckle dragging swamp cunt Sincerely A military wife and mother
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make this rat fuck bastard famous
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you the 🥹ADORABLE TUMMY🥹 of Sir Waffles. Stay as long as you need in order to restore your will to live
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m officially as old as dirt, because I bought this candy bar today, for 2 fucking dollars and 99 goddamn cents and all I could think was “These were a fucking quarter when I was kid!” #FuckImOld
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Catmas from Princess and her new castle
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Watching the guys in a stand up comedy competition at the company Christmas party. Spoiler alert: There is a good reason these guys are landscapers 😂
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Salami is 10 years old and *still* doesn’t know the difference between our doorbell and a doorbell on tv 😑
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Literally the storyline of the hunger games
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@profanity.accountant, let’s see how I’m doing!
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I suppose it’s better than being blocked or dragged for filth, but I’m not sure how I feel about being on the Lovable Old Fart list 😂
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Dick Cheney dead, a blue sweep…all we need now is for nature to take its course and today will be the perfect day
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Okay so this adorable little mother fucker is biting my fingers and whappinh the screen while I’m trying to doomscroll- THE AUDACITY- and I shudder to think what he may have given tacit approval to in his excitement
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If, on top of everything else that’s falling apart in this fucking country, we lose Dolly Parton, I will burn this mofo to the ground
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Stay safe, Chitown- it’s cold outside
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Do I like Charlie Kirk? Of course not. Do I think he needs to be held accountable for the damage he’s done to our political discourse? Absolutely. Is shooting him the way to accomplish that? Fuck no. Show some humanity, for fucks sale
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Looks like the LA transit authority is in league with ICE, even going so far as to fire hard working people who oppose these fascist goons- you know what to do
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Why do men feel the need to sexualize *everything*?! Be less gross dude 🤢
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’ve seen a lot of companies march, but never one with the lack of precision and enthusiasm seen here Good for them- Clownstick von Fuckface deserves the absolute bare minimum
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Really proud of my little town today- out of 16 thousand residents, over two thousand residents showed up and showed out!
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I wonder why they wouldn’t want lawyers and reporters there
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just saw DJ Khalid in a nestle quick commercial and my first thought was “Hey, that guy won’t eat pussy”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My summary of the "evidence" against Mr. Abrego Garcia below.
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Excellent thread 👇👇
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What she said 👇👇👇
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I really hate to contribute to CNN’s success in any way, but Roy Wood Jr’s new show is fucking phenomenal
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jesus fucking Christ, they’re gonna get us all killed
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you’re looking for proof that not all lawyers are spineless, look no further!! Just absolutely outstanding work, @kendraserra.bsky.social
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/03/2025
we believe we are special and we simply are not
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
God love the Dropkick Murphys ♥️
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Mr. Clifton hits the nail on the head
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Teeshasmom @teeshasmom2.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Excellent continuing education thread on firearm safety and skill
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just thought I’d share this with anyone who might be interested in inundating the DOGE “team” with…helpful, yes that’s it, helpful suggestions
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Self defense skills, whether it be using close combat skills or firearms, is critical for all these days. Here’s your chance to learn from a professional
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