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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

No. YOU woke up at 6:00 a.m. on the day of a 7:00 p.m. Rick Springfield concert and whispered to yourself, "might as well start getting ready."

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

3 days before the Rick Springfield concert is NOT the time for my tweezers to fail me, and yet here we are.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Someone is singing the classic Bob Seger hit as: Old TIMEY Rock n' Roll ... And I need Bob Seger to call me immediately, and I'll put him on the phone with this singer to right this wrong.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Me, sounding like Dustin Hoffman as Rainman announcing "4 minutes to Wapner": 8 days to the Rick Springfield concert

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Measure how people feel about you by the worst way they treat you, not by the best they treat you.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I just let a woman trade me TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL for the Aldi basket I was done with that still had the quarter in it, like the absolute saint I am.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Me, *melodramatically singing Piece of My Heart to my cats* : could a depressed person do this?

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I'm NOT saying I've had half of a tall Fuzzy Navel. I'm saying I just said, "Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth it," loud enough for the whole bar to hear.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I just saw a seagull deepthroat a corn dog and fly away with it.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Please don't go in there and be a bitch. ~ Me, giving myself a pep talk before going in anywhere

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Made the mistake of taking a nap and woke up in a whole new world.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I would say that you're a special kind of stupid, but you're actually a very common, ordinary kind of stupid.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I feel like the little bit of factory tint on my car's windows and windshield doesn't do much until I have to roll down my window at a drive-thru, and I feel like I'm sitting on the surface of the Sun. Then I'm really grateful.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Excuse me while I say "let me see myself in the mirror" and call out Candyman three times.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Additional Driving Suggestion: Don't try to beat the train at a railroad crossing. You can't beat that train, but that train can beat you.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

The lady in the bathroom stall next to me just let 5 seconds of Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride play 15 times on loop at full volume. She almost had to go see Lilo and get STITCHES.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I graduated high school 36 years ago tonight.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

If you just saw me in Whataburger in my pink fuzzy slippers, you should have come up and said hi. What? Are you embarrassed of me? I thought we were friends. I see how it is. You're too good for me. Fine. You're not going to have any friends if you keep acting like this.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Your name in my contacts is now "absolutely not". Your move, dipshit.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Quick Driving Suggestion: Don't stop on railroad tracks.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I just saw a man put a carton of eggs in his shopping cart, and I nodded at him like he was landed gentry.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

It's a good day to mind your business.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

"I've had about all of this particular good time that I can stand." ~ Me, graciously leaving your annoying event

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Marvel Presents... Avengers: Live Laugh Love

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I didn't start the fire. But Billy Joel did. He's lying about that.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I sing "to the left, to the left" like I'm kicking an actual man out of my house every time I hear it.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I highly recommend watching the episode of Dateline in which @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social learns about open marriages. Sometimes when a mommy and a daddy and a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Before you decide to get married, make sure you have bail money.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Asking the guy you're on a date with at a sports bar, "are your little friends winning?" is >>>>>>>

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Just turned around and walked out of the store as the employee was midsentence into talking to me like I was stupid. I won't be back to any Ulta.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I've dealt with my last bitchy employee at Ulta. About to buy foundation at the grocery store.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I don't tell people my ideas of what red flags are. When someone has what I consider a red flag, I just compliment that as a pretty green flag as I walk out the door. I'm not going to teach someone how to trick the next person because I pointed out the red flags & they learned how to hide them.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

When Ross was that Holiday Armadillo on Friends. Oh my fa la la la la.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Jesus is like, "I'm begging you to run some of the stuff you've been talking to me about by this guy. Please. For the love of my dad."

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

The dating app I'm on has matched me with... ...a licensed professional counselor. Touché, dating app, touché.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

A guy who looks like Erik Estrada when he played Ponch on CHiPs just went running by shirtless on the sidewalk by the beach in front of my house, and I know I moved to the right place. Dear sweet baby Jesus, thank you for oiled-up shirtless Erik Estrada, Jr.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

So, you're marrying someone who recently cheated on you? See, now I was always told that if you didn't have a brain in your head that you would die, but look at you defying science.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Have you ever been letting a limousine out into traffic in front of you in case your future husband is in it, and then some random person in a mini van tries to also cut in? Just me, then? (Nice try, Chrysler Pacifica.)

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

People complain that Thanos killed half the people on the planet, but I would have gone for like 75%.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Closing a God damn door? Never heard of it.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I just figured out why I keep dating men who are garbage. As a kid, it was my chore to take all the trash out. The part I have been forgetting is that I was supposed to put it in the burn barrel and set it on fire.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Absolutely thankful for spot on discernment.

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Paula Vision @paula-sues-anne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Me: How'd you like Happy Feet? My then 7 year old: Papa said it has agenda. Me: Tell Papa that he's just mad because the company he works for keeps causing oil spills that kill penguins.

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