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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actually, not.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
220, 221…
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dad bought one new, special order, with a four speed floor shifter and close-ratio transmission. Station Wagon. I drove it in HS and college. Total sleeper.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not…okay I am crying.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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North By Northwest: Cary Grant's Desert Run
ALT: North By Northwest: Cary Grant's Desert Run
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American from Seattle here. Hudson is great! Did a lot of inventive stuff with a company up there. Best engineering meeting ever to kick around ideas at the Hudson Yacht Club about 13 years ago.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Came here for this.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The honesty is somewhat refreshing though, even though it’s an own-goal.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stage 4 cancer. Wear the fancy aloha shirts every day. Eat off the good china. We don’t know when it can all be suddenly snatched away.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Get Smart: Missed It By That Much
ALT: Get Smart: Missed It By That Much
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Narrator: “MAGA is indeed that gullible”.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A potential maximum incidence rate. The actual rate is probably much lower even than that. Another way to look at it: let’s say there were 210 non-citizen votes cast. That’s seven per year.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If a burrito is made in this country from foreign ingredients, does it have burrito birthright status?
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me. Stage 4 cancer patient, still two years away from Medicare eligibility.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Send him a sportcoat.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
On-brand for this Pond Scum Administration.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How many $3 bills is that?
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
He grew a beard though….ooooooh.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Traffic court is now in Burbank, and presided over by the honorable Art Fern.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“It doesn’t really matter” - Ernie Kovacs in Bell, Book, & Candle.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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two men are standing next to each other holding bottles of beer in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding bottles of beer in a room .
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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a group of people are standing in a tent and the word doctor is on the bottom
ALT: a group of people are standing in a tent and the word doctor is on the bottom
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Stat of yesterday, all nine batters scored a run in last night’s game, and did so in batting order: 1st: 1,2,3 5th: 4,5 7th: 6,7,8,9
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Tarmac meeting” has entered the chat.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There. Are. Four. Glow sticks!
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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a man with a beard wearing a hat and vest is standing in front of a bunch of purple balls .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and vest is standing in front of a bunch of purple balls .
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Are you flying the plane? No? Have two.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fast-tracked for a cabinet position.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a man with a hat and glasses is standing in front of a white background
ALT: a man with a hat and glasses is standing in front of a white background
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Do they like to play Solitaire?
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Plus, imagine the robes.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Deported to American Samoa.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Many people are saying.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
2:20 mark youtu.be/4vsFC6Gt2EE?...
youtu.be
Steamroller Showdown Scene | A FISH CALLED WANDA (1988) Movie CLIP HD
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Banksy redux
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hint: it’s a round number.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Only nine and a half minutes.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Find the original BBC radio play.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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a man with a mustache wearing a vest and tie is standing in front of a shelf with bottles .
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a vest and tie is standing in front of a shelf with bottles .
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie says " and that ain 't bad " in front of a map of the world
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " and that ain 't bad " in front of a map of the world
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
With subjective action, predicated upon…never mind.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Only a nine year death sentence. And then you get free.
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two men are sitting next to each other in front of a sign that says `` two minutes by yourself and you feel shame you know ''
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a sign that says `` two minutes by yourself and you feel shame you know ''
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hey, it’s Uecker-level, and above the Mendoza line.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Probably a secret Devin Nunes “yacht, cocaine, prostitutes” combat zone.
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So they’ve screwed up the US economy, and everyone else’s too. So, Winning!
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Paul2Tele @paul2tele.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Canada to the USA:
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