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Paul A.

@paul.ofthenorth.ca
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 1h
I'm the kind of person who would make it crooked.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 4h
I've checked a few travel sites and not one of them offered an 18-day trip to heaven, they were all 7 days at most.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 4h
Toronto is too peopley for me, though I will sometimes venture in, but it has to be a good reason.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 5h
It all seems too formulaic. Like we haven't seen this exact scenario portrayed 10 or more times
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 5h
Now I have no choice but to call him B.M.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 5h
He sounds bitter. "butter" autocorrect? Why would he sound butter?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 6h
Intelligence briefings? From this White House!?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 6h
Retreat not what one might expect from Mr IAmDaWar Hegseth.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 6h
As an "autist" (that's not a real term), I can objectively say that that was authentic frontier gibberish, clearly for the common clay of the new West.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h
"force them to be like us". An asshole?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h
As drawn by a 5-year-old.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 9h
Alvin Jones. 6'11"
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 9h
Part of me thinks of the obvious while another part thinks, "If I knew Nultlick, maybe I'd consider it too"
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 9h
I don't understand the compulsion to be an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. I guess it's what assholes like to do. I've probably behaved like an asshole at some point, but I don't make it my brand. Perhaps it's because I care about people that aren't me.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 9h
If he wanted us to Photoshop him with a walker, mission accomplished.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 12h
I know what you're thinking. Should I buy 6 iPhones or only 5...
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 12h
Russia banned the export of diesel a few years ago, Chris, are you saying that it took the market 2 years to notice?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
He's not going to get the hint if the Democrats encourage him to continue to campaign.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Are there many people left who will change their vote to Republican, based on these "rallies"?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
If someone decided to not vote Democrat, the current situation is a result of that decision.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
I'm still unsure why fake polls would need to account for anything.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
I hope that Grandpa Whathtefuck continues to campaign.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
or 'the'
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
They same ones you pardoned?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
2 weeks!
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
He tells it like it is. What it is, no one is sure.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Seems entirely plausible.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Vivek with his "Don't vote for me" messaging. I'm starting to wonder how he managed to scam all those people.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
I just got the message that Donald likes anal. Did I understand that wrong?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Bold move, Cotton.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
He takes 4.76 pills per day.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
How could fake polls not account for something? They're fake. Why would it matter if you're not on the campaign trail? Are there different kinds of fake polls that account for that?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Remember, there's a b at the end. Trumpb.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
"I still have things to break"
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
He's ruining everything when he didn't have to? What a douche.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
386 396, whatever it takes.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Wait. There's a $500 check now? We're up to about $15,000 now, aren't we? About $4T if it's just the adults.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
If you have to tell people...
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Yes, he knows more about blowing things up. Countries, economies, cattle. Cattle?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
I want a unicorn. Promise me that.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
You addressed that with your BFF Xi, right? RIGHT? Perhaps it was a psyop when he told you he's done a great job and your rizz is off the scale
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
So Xi speaks better English than Donald?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Now he's insulting McConnell's diet?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Noooo, no they do not.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Perfect!
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
Has he asked about the Black Pearl yet?
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 04/10/2026
The frequency with which my cat swears at me is breathtaking.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 03/10/2026
Green is my favorite flavor.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 03/10/2026
When my son wanted to get a guinea pig, the adoption center made us take two. As it so happened, they were both pregnant so we had well more than two in short order. The center agreed to take the little ones back.
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 03/10/2026
He needed the money to run his"PSA" election spots.
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