The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 08/10/2026SCARY NOW!! We've got our first body, folks! What are the odds he's full of space horror goo? Back for more Observation! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #observation 031
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 08/10/2026SCARY NOW!! We've got our first body, folks! What are the odds he's full of space horror goo? Back for more Obsertvation! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #observation 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LIVE NOW!! A little scran, a little reading an insane product review, and then a gentlemen's amount of Elden Ring. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #eldenring 021
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SCARY NOW!! What if a computer got scared...? Starting off the Scaryzone with Screen Burn's Observation (they made Silent Hill Townfall!)! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #observation 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LIVE NOW!! Belmont's Curse demo!! If we don't count Lords of Shadow there hasn't been a new Castlevania game in 18 years. In this essay I will, twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #castlevania 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Belmont's Curse demo dropped all plans pushed off table its castlevania time 2 PM EST! 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I, Patware, neglected to share my top 9 favorite animes of all time. Each one of these works of art has moved and formed a valuable part of who I am today. 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Frosting ▢1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature ▢4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature ▢4 cups powdered sugar ▢2 tablespoons white rum ▢1 tablespoon lime juice ▢½ teaspoon mint extract, optional ▢pinch kosher salt Garnish ▢1 tablespoon white rum ▢fresh mint ▢lime slices ▢lime zest 110
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cupcakes ▢1 T lime zest ▢2 tsp mint, finely chopped ▢1 cup granulated sugar ▢½ cup unsalted butter, melted ▢2 eggs ▢2 tsp lime juice ▢½ tsp vanilla extract ▢¼ tsp mint extract, optional ▢1 ½ cups flour ▢1 ½ tsp baking powder ▢½ tsp kosher salt ▢½ cup sour cream ▢2 T white rum 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Prep Time: 30min. Cook Time: 20min. Preheat to 350°F Chop the fresh mint Add to the sugar along with the lime zest Use your fingers to massage the mint and lime zest into the sugar. [This is optional, but helps infuse the oils into the sugar for more flavor.] 200
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LIVE NOW!! Closing out a shockingly victorious Subtember with desperate Elden Ring fumbling in a blessedly post-Tree Sentinel world. The true test of my video settings!! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #eldenring 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 27/09/2026CRAFT NOW!! Until I have to go do masculine tasks, let's work on our dread constructions! It's normal Minecraft Concatenation on its normal day! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #minecraft #moddedminecraft 021
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 23/09/2026LIVE NOW!! We're at 70/100 and I'm profoundly terrified I'm going to have to give Qos and Bisho my social media passwords. Now with new stream settings to manage the crippling new frame drops, it's Elden Ring! twitch.tv/patware 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 17/09/2026COLLAB NOW!! We're HOPEFULLY finishing up Big Walk with the Little Guys! And Lita. Lita's not..... she kinda followed me in. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #bigwalk 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 15/09/2026LIVE NOW!! A lil' weird short stream before embarking fully on Move Quest. Rock Heavysman loves his eight hours of sleep and enormous nose and he needs cooler magic. I'm gonna eat the Eldened Ring. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #eldenring 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 13/09/2026CRAFT NOW!! I will surely be ripping mass quantities of material from the Mysterious Dimension of Dis by the time we're done here. It's Concatenation time yet again! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #minecraft 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 12/09/2026LIVE NOW!! Time to get wet and goopy in this sticky, sloppy Archipelago! Going live with Folke, Saku, and Aura! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #archipelago 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LIVE NOW!! My power was out for like four hours! Anyway, let's start Elden Ring!!! I'm a real streamer now!!!!! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #eldenring 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Elden Ring might start earlier than advertised. We ball. We ball. We ball. We ball. We ball. 032
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ok @tpknnts.bsky.social made a better one because i basically walk into clip studio paint and start swinging a stick around at random (crossouts mine. you can tell because they look bad) 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thanks everyone for coming out! We've already cleared out the first three goals, locking us in for a game with Bisho, organizing a Gartic Phone collab, and Lita trying to teach me to play Dwarf Fortress in vengeance for me screaming at her about Monster Hunter constantly! 141
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026LIVE NOW!! We're getting back to Terranigma, but first, we're going to go over the sub goals for the Subtember event! I've got some uh some diabolical stuff in here twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #terranigma #quintet 030
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 02/09/2026LIVE NOW!! Today in Alien: Isolation there are entirely too many of my wife. One of my wife was bad and scary enough. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 061
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 30/08/2026goin' live with minecraaaaaaaft sundaaaaaaaaaay twitch.tv/patware 021
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sunday start time especially but IN GENERAL start times might be shaky. Tomorrow I'm going to look at another house so it's kind of a 'when i get home' situation. 011
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 24/08/2026LIVE NOW!! How much Mega Man can I play? A lot! I'll tell you that for free! Time for the second Mega Manday marathon even though I don't think the first one was on Monday! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #megaman #rockman 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Mega Manday 2 at around 12 PM EDT! It's very likely to be a bit late since we're looking at a house immediately beforehand, but--!!! 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 23/08/2026CRAFT NOW!! The good news is that Minecraft Concatenation loaded last time I tried it! The bad news is I haven't touched it in....... okay actually about four months that's not that bad twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #minecraft #concatenation 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 18/08/2026COLLAB NOW!! And I would Big Walk five hundred Big Miles and I would Big Walk five hundred Big More to be the Big Man who walked a thousand Big Miles to fall down at your Big Door twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #bigwalk 021
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Going live tomorrow at 9 PM with BIG WALK with the Little Guys! 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 09/08/2026LIVE NOW!! Finally free of the hell of RL, the Jug triumphantly returns to look at his wife and whine and mewl. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 011
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 30/07/2026LIVE NOW!! The world's first Offkai recap from someone who did not and has never been to Offkai! Look big boy had some big days so let's just hang out and try my first ever straight out Just Chatting stream. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #zatsudan (art: @neenernina.bsky.social) 021
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 25/07/2026LIVE NOW!! GAME OVER: RETURN OF WIFE. Alien Isolation while everyone's at OffKai shhhhhhh twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 020
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 20/07/2026LIVE NOW!! I sent my wife to Space Hell. She's Space Gone and never coming Space Back. Now it's Alien Isolation without the Alien...... twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 16/07/2026LIVE NOW!! DID YOU KNOW: There's nothing the xenomorph hates more than checking your emails? This INFURIATES her. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 14/07/2026LIVE NOW!! Imagine getting killed by the alien and her long long multisectioned tail couldn't possibly be me. Back to Alien: Isolation. twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 08/07/2026LIVE NOW!! Having succesfully evaded the scary bag neck boys surely that's the worst part of the game right it's not going to get more threatening and oppressive right Alien: Isolation scary game twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 06/07/2026LIVE NOW!! I'm putting a little wall in to section off audience members who are really just here for the Xenomorph Queen so nobody can see what they're doing. Let's start Alien: Isolation! twitch.tv/patware #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 010
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The horrors have become so profound that the only way to defeat them is with louder, less real horrors. Alien Isolation, today, 2 PM. #vtuber #pngtuber #alienisolation 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 02/07/2026LIVE NOW!! Regular programming... they said it was a myth. They said it couldn't be done! But I'm going live with Terranigma! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #terranigma 000
The Patware Show🥛 @patware.bsky.social · 25/06/2026LIVE NOW!! We've finally finished the Subnautica arc! Time to return to regular programming? NO! Everything Is Crab updated! It's!!!!! Crab!!!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #everythingiscrab 010