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Patrick Bryan

@pattyboombatty.bsky.social
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Coloradan. UX Designer. Recovering hipster. Meme doofus. He/him

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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That road’s on a diet in order to get swole
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Not a fan of knobcore I see
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You should start a review blog called Livvy's Movvies
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I try to append -ai to every google search. So infuriating one can’t just turn it off
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Denver’s is late June, come to ours instead
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Might have to change your walk to a gambole to celebrate
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
lol there was a trivia team with this name recently
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Are you suggesting the sky is bluer elsewhere
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 05/03/2026
🔭 Total Lunar Eclipse over Tsé Bit'a'í Image Credit & Copyright: Satoru Murata; Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II) apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26030...
A desert landscape with a large volcanic land feature jutting out in the center. Above is a series of eclipse phases of the moon traveling from the top left downward
toward the peak of the central volcanic landmark. The phases show the moon transitioning from a white full moon to a dark moon and into a red moon once it connects with
the landmark in the image.  Clicking on the picture will download
the highest resolution version available.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Well that looks cool as hell
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
LIV NO
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Are you still a sassy lil flamingo?
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If it’s snowing, Jessica is not going to
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Do you remember which coffee shop? My guess is Novo.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop

My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen.

Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again:

When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?"

If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing!

But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else.

It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If that nation has a female leader: “Tom Brady does bomb tradey with boom lady”
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Haha got em
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Makes me remember this gorgeous campaign ad youtu.be/2nwRiuh1Cug?...
youtu.be
America | Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Bernie Sanders
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you ain’t dashin, best get to trashin
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Drunk James Carville
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Had a great time listening while ripping like crazy on the zaza
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ball F Socckins
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
More like Ass Dumbshit amirite
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This is insanely cool. It brings back a shitload of memories.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I picked up a copy from Alice at Edinburgh fringe. Most delightful thing I’ve read in years. Turning heads at coffee shops and bars the way I’ve been snickering to myself while reading it.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What will be your first edict?
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Grew up in the American south, have had a talent for accents. I worked at Starbucks in college and sometimes I’d use a British or Scottish accent in the drive through for funsies and some people would just fawn over it, no matter how bad.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What is the microbiome if not a zen garden for burping germs?
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The best way to choose where to establish bases is by sneezing on a map
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This, we can leverage
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Was Xanadu, mainly
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This show had me in tears. Fucking fantastic.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social well if we want to limit speeding we could always put it behind a paywall…
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
It’s because you think outside the BOX
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
That’s when a baby isn’t an uplet, right?
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Get the scary numbers! Get ‘em!
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
They need a jorb! To pay rent!
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I got to ride in a Tesla on autopilot a while back and it was speeding. Like ~10 mph over. Without user intervention and without requiring hands on the steering wheel a single time in a 30 minute drive. So can’t trust the bots.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says you 're doing a great jobb out there
ALT: a cartoon character says you 're doing a great jobb out there
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Fantastic. No notes.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dang P Money, a tostada is a tasty treat
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
She nosh on that toastie?
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
So which three have you *not* been to? 21 for me
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When I gather up links for my newsletter, I categorize them under a taxonomy of UX sins. But I'm honestly at a loss when it comes to this bullshit, because it ticks so many boxes at once. It's a little early for a rant, but I hope you'll oblige me.
fortune.com
Mercedes-Benz’s new $60,000 luxury sedan lets your boss watch you drive during Microsoft Teams meetings.
The video stream won’t be visible to a driver in motion, but they will still be able to use many new Team features on the car’s central display
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I first read this as shadow beans. Do with that what you will.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 15/07/2025
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Mister wizard comes to mind. Also I took a film lit class wherein we watched Road to Perdition, Bride and Prejudice, and a few others I don’t recall.
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Patrick Bryan @pattyboombatty.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Lol “send key uncertainty” as a direct translation
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The comments suggest "Sendetastenverunsicherung"
Hey Germans, please come up with a word that means "the fear of typing `return` vs `shift-return` because you don't know which inserts newline and which sends the message"
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